Okay, I have to admit that around 1:00 a.m. I was skulking around my neighborhood. Tomorrow (well, today, as it’s past midnight) is my recycling day. I forgot the to put out my big recycling cart the last time–my regular garbage day is Wednesday, but my recycling day is every fourth Friday. AND my older brother brings his stuff, too, to me as he is a MAJOR recycler. So, because I forgot, I had four bags of papers, plastics, and bottles that wouldn’t fit in my cart.
So-o-o, I wait until dark and go across the street to the neighbor on the corner. Nope, full. I ‘casually’ stroll across the intersection and go north on the street to the first cart and open the lid. Eureka! Space. I walk back to my house and grab two of the bags. Again, nonchalantly, I start walking back to that cart. Whoops! A car is coming! I walk past the cart until the car is gone and then retrace my steps. I reach the cart and quietly open it. I carefully place the bags in the cart. Still more room. Good.
I begin walking back and decide to turn at the corner. The house to the west has two big recycling carts out. Carefully, I open the first cart. Plenty of “extra” room. Second one is full. Here comes another car! I wait until it is close and then move slowly towards the house, as if I live there. Okay, it’s gone. I go back across the street to my house, pick up the last two bags, and start back.
Here comes another car! What the heck are they all doing out? I walk down the sidewalk as if it’s normal to be carrying stuff around this late at night. I go to the first cart and set down one bag. Lifting the lid, I wedge one bag into it. Crap. It’s full of bottles, and they are clinking against each other as I stuff it in. Nope, no lights come on in the house. I quickly pick up the last bag and go around the corner. Whew, no cars are coming. I lift the lid, put the last bag in, and quickly walk back to my house.
Just call me the Trash Ninja at the Halloween party.
For an aside, I was watching the Canterbury Park (MN) horse racing tonight live on YouTube. They have Thoroughbred and sometimes, Quarter Horse racing. In Race 8, Quarter Horses, the favorite was “Michael B.” I thought that IF I bet REAL money, I would put some on him, just 'cuz, you know. He went off as the BIG favorite, and WON! Hope that that’s a premonition of sorts.
Done now. Trash Ninja signing out…