Michael Barisone/Lauren Kanarek Civil Suit

Has the barn actually ever claimed that they were threatened? Or is it just you claiming that this barn was threatened?

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Threats? I missed those, can you elaborate?

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For the legitimate Jonathan Kanarek profiles, are those professionals a good generation younger than JK? LInkedIn is a networking site designed to help professionals advertise themselves for potential new jobs. Do you see many retirees with profiles there?

As to how you found the profile for Jonthan Kanarek, I searched under the name Jonathan Kanarek, and the misspelled profile never came up.

Once you posted the profile, I had to search specifically for Jonthan Kanarek to get it. It did not come up when I searched for Jonathan.

So … Jonathan Kanarek, as a retiree unlikely to be looking for a job accidentally misspelled his own name and posted that he was affiliated with casinos (but no other information), and you of the mafia suspicions just happened to search under the exact same misspelling. Hmmm.

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Whitewashing again.

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Who says its even a profile, fake or real, of the same JK, aka @Inigo-montoya?
Curious.

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Yes, y’all remember even if it is greatly downplayed now. Glad to see you are almost owning it, OP.

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Retirees can post profiles in the hopes of a consulting gig

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I reckon the K’s income comes from the usual sources of retired upper middle-class professionals. Retirement fund, stocks/bonds, real estate transactions, etc. Same as many of our parents. Nothing worth speculating about.

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No, I don’t think he’d sue LinkedIn.

I was wondering if he had a course of action against the person who posted it, knowing it was false. It does seem malicious.

There have been a lot of damaging statements of dubious validity about him posted. It probably doesn’t rise to the level that he could show damages, unless he argued that it was prejudicing the civil case.

I think they call the coloring book stuff “therapy.” That’s just a guess. And… they employ just enough staff to barely meet reporting requirements for court hearings.

I would not be surprised if they still consider MB a low risk patient, so they put together ANOTHER report that says so, and present it to Taylor at this hearing.

That is certainly a different thing than providing MB with actual effective therapy. But sadly, for right now, I think the only thing MB should hope to get from Greystone are reports that keep on saying he is a “low risk” and suitable for release.

I think he can get much better therapy for his individual needs in an outpatient setting.

Anyway… my best guess is that once Taylor has 2 or 3 reports from mental health professionals, all consistently saying that MB seems stable when interacting with staff, and they think he is a low risk patient… I think Taylor will release him to some sort of outpatient situation.

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The LinkedIn profile was created in 2011.

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Maybe you could check the availability of “Chevy’s Cup”.
That could be a suitable trophy.

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Damn, that’s some forethought!

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You are making an assumption that I found this profile by searching for it using a precise misspelling.

That assumption is incorrect.

There are many different ways to search for information online. It’s not exactly a secret. Plenty of people who work in a variety of different fields learn quick and effective ways to scour the internet for open source information about any number of things. My skills are pretty rudimentary, and I easily found this profile.

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There’s an old joke about the difference between involved and committed. When it comes to a bacon and egg breakfast, the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.

Hence the name of the restaurant.

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Except she has it as “Assist Principle,” which seems like an even bigger spelling error.

And what even is Semi Professional Dance? The person gets paid in Monopoly money?

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I couldn’t find any other Jonathan Kanareks from Livingston, NJ. And… the one we all know of has been a Livingston resident since the early 90’s.

I’m inclined to think it’s the same one.

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I have to ask. How does one win that giant trophy? I hope nobody is expected to hoist it over their head. Especially a jockey, who might be outweighed by that thing.

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Ahh, I’ve never heard that one. Thanks!

I will say for a restaurant named with a pig in the title, I was pleasantly surprised to see that they offer an option to make a veggie version of every burger on that section of their menu. Yay for them.

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