Dear Kate,
I once was a CoTH straggler, and I am quite adorable, thank you.
I am now reformed and wizened, and it’s thanks to you that I have had my eyes opened to your astounding vision. I see your magikal plan and your superior knowledge, and I want in.
I am always sorry and saddened to hear of how the world misunderstands and mistreats you. You are an astute business woman who’s time is precious and why, why, why on earth should you spare five minutes of your time to take photos of your exceptionally well cared for mummas and babies? I mean, I’m quite willing to accept your invitation to come visit and see them for myself, despite my fear of flying over an ocean to get there.
Yours in lols
Pocket Rocket