Quarter horse names: Interesting, weird, funny, memorable.

There was a religious woman who bred quarter horse near where I grew up. She had one named Amen Revival, and another that had Preacher in his name.

My favorite AQHA name; Costa Plenty Chex

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Mine is Daddy Pays Da Bills. Especially appropriate for a youth horse.

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My mareā€™s name is Rojo Valentine, nothing odd there, because sheā€™s a bay roan and has Blue Valentine in her lineage. Her full brother though, is Skip Toma Lou, which :woman_shrugging:

Ah, that old childrenā€™s song, Skip to My Lou, My Darling. Fond memories of elementary school, singing it in class while holding hands in a circle. I think there was a dance to it?

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Good catch, @ShenanAnna!

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My former QH had a grandsire from the olden super racist days. He was a big, black stallion with the name Big N*****.

I ainā€™t typing that but yā€™all can look it up LOL

I think that a lot of registered horse names make sense if we understand them. On a similar thread a while ago, many of the names that people ridiculed were actually quite clever; the people just didnā€™t understand them.

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I had a cute AQHA palomino mare by Nu Cash. Her name was Blonde with Cash.

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The tuff horses came from a stallion named Tuffernhel. 1966 Chestnut QH

Lol, I knew whose name I was trying to appropriate

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A friend of mine had a horse out of a mare named EKMs Bunny Mackay (granddaughter of Bunny Bid). She wanted to stay with the Bunny theme so named the foal Rabbit Redux. She had to get permission from John Updike to do it. Her first choice was Rabbit Run, but they wouldnā€™t let her.

She named another horse Ramblin Jack after Ramblin Jack Elliot. One day when he was in town for a concert, her husband sent him a message and he came out to the barn for dinner and then took his guitar in the barn and sang to the horse. It was really cool!

My best horse was Penny Hemp, by Hemp. I wanted to name her foal Nickle bag :wink:

Actually I let my nephews name her and she was Mercedes Hemp

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I figured that. :slight_smile:

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There was a good STB racehorse named Nicklebag, and another (not quite as good) named Dimebag here in Ontario. Wrong breed, but couldnā€™t help but comment.

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My horseā€™s name is A Chocolate Harley and he is completely black.

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My paint is Ima Magic Tootsie Pop
I love her to pieces. I showed her as ā€œNorthern Lightsā€ in the jumpers though. Now if I show her again ill use her ā€œrealā€ name- itā€™s a mouthful but its hers!

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I know one mare here, her name IS chicken sandwich

Iā€™m currently horse shopping for a nice ranch riding horse, and came across a cremello gelding. His sire line included several horse with the word ā€œpaleā€ in their names. Keeping with that theme, this horseā€™s name was supposed to be Iā€™m Paled. Or at least I hope.

But on the papers it was spelled as one word: Impaled.

Like, stuck hanging on a pointy object.

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:woman_facepalming: :woman_facepalming: Poor guy. We had an old lesson horse many years ago who when registered, the association misread the (then handwritten) application. So instead of Border Patrol, he was Borden Patrol. Stuck with him his whole life, since he was ancient when I knew him.

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AQHA hasnā€™t allowed things like apostrophes in years. That might be what happened with this one. Maybeā€¦

If he hasnā€™t been shown, you might be able to change it.

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