“Hunny bunny, come here. Bill, let me straighten your toupee . . . . Oh, look, there’s Merry. . . . Merry, hi, over here!”
<<Merry staggers over, Koi sandwich in one hand, Wal-Mart fake crystal decanter in another, in her rust breeches, with her ruby choker pin glowing sadly.>>
“Merry, I’d like you to meet Bill. Bill, sweetheart, this is Merry . . . . M-E-R-R-Y. Hearing is the first thing to go, you know. Merry, do you like my anklet? Bill bought it for me, once I became a trophy wife. Oh, who is that over there, in that frou-frou designer gown? Oh, the TeriKessler (one “r” not two) Thread. Wouldn’t it figure that Thread would overdress? . . . . .”