[I]Mario pulls up in his rototiller-truck-thing. He scratches his head, mutters “Merry didn’t say nuthin’ about this,” and gets out of the truck. What he sees baffles him:
Some very attractive brunette is laying on her back next to a big pit filled with water and a few Koi. The brunette has a sign on her chest reading “Stop the killing. Save the Koi.” Upon closer inspection, it seems that she is handcuffed to a jump standard.
Mario lets his gaze drift around the arena. Just a few yards to the left of the water pit and the brunette, he sees a woman with a blender, holding a sign saying “Just say NO to Koi Jerky.” This woman is chanting “Just say NO” with a woman who appears to have her rump wrapped in ace bandages and guaze. Odd.
Scratching his head, Mario mutters “Koi Jerky?”
Then Mario notices the oddest of all signs - a sign reading “Make Love, Not Jerky.” He looks around to see where the owner of the picket sign is, and he notices a couple locked in a passionate embrace. “Hey,” says Mario, “coreene, is that you??”
Realizing that there is much more going on here than he can possibly deal with, Mario gets back in his rototiller-truck-thing and drives away.[/I]