Did we go to the same church… or have the same grandmother? I had the same “no blasphemy/rot in hell” thoughts.
Love the tenets. Let’s frame them.
Now, for the sacrificial Labrador. I don’t know. It’s hard to let him go. It truly gives me such a sense of power. I can actually command that animal. He obeys me with such devotion, it’s so bizarre! He is my canine puppet. Now, if I could only rule horses in such a manner…
What about sacrificing an object? Like one of those “No Bounce” Sports bras?