If I had any coffee to spit out, I would have 
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Perhaps it’s one of the sordid contributions found in his promised sequel to Behind the Bit.
Suggested title: Behind the Barn
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Behind The Green Tack Room Door
A nod to a famous porn film from (I think) the 70s. I don’t recall how I know this; I just do.
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I just spent a little time scrolling through Dressage Hub and man, I forgot how incredibly toxic and awful that woman is. Accusing dressage riders of “sleeping their way to the top” on the one hand, and on the other clutching her pearls because a commenter said their trainer taught them to ride with their “tits up” and that goes against SafeSport … and when she’s called out for her cattiness she immediately goes on a petty personal attack against her subscribers and tells them they “can’t ride.”
I can see why Wellington didn’t want her hanging around, but she seems like a perfect match for Nick!
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Was his comment removed? I can’t see it…perhaps I’ve been blocked from seeing his posts. 
He also made comments on another post that Democrats are “moralizing pedos” … complete with “proof” in the form of links to sketchy fake news websites:
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Is a peach emoji not a peach anymore? Is that one of those things old me is not up on?
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9/10 times, the peach means butt. The other 1/10 it probably is just a peach.
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Well, I’ve learned something new today!
A peach is a butt!
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Me too. It clearly looks like a peach to me. I am not sure why there is not an emoji for butt if that is what they want it to be.
Wait till you hear what 
means 
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This is one I am overly familiar with from bodybuilding FB pages. I am soooo tired of seeing butts/asses/derrieres/posteriors referred to as either “booty” or “peach”. I am not being prim, I’m just weary of the cute terminology. Overuse syndrome.
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If you search his name on FB, you’ll also find a video he posted to some heart health group or something trying to shame people into not eating bacon.
Somehow, him scraping completely random amounts of leftover bacon grease around a pan is some sort of demonstration of what happens inside the body.
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The Beefman trying to undermine the pork market?
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I believe the peach is “butt adjacent” and an emoji for the vagina. Kind of like what the eggplant emoji has become. At least, that’s my understanding.
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How QAnon. The Democratic party is filled with moralizing pedos? That’s straight out of QAnon. Once again, Nick is telling someone who is actually a (fill in the blank) that he knows more about (fill in the blank) and that person is ignorant.
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I really want to go over there under my alter and respond with just two words - Dennis Hastert.
But then he’d block me and I’d miss out on all the fun.
Plus he’ll see good ol’ Denny’s name here.
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Am I reading where that was posted correctly? Nick posted that BS on Dressage Hub? Like, that’s appropriate. 
And whoever this Jessica Day is, I’d like to buy her a margarita.
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No, it wasn’t. He mentioned that he had a sponsor for another upper level prospect and when I read it, I realized he was talking about his parents buying Carpathia for him.
Remember way, way back when he first appeared and was very proud of his “piaffe” video of Chevy, where he was dry humping the poor horse but thought he was riding FEI? Then the internet started telling him how bad it was and that it was not piaffe and was incredibly poor riding. Next, that video disappears, and he claims he was just a kid then, teaching himself. Poof! Pride gone, now making excuses for what he didn’t (and still doesn’t) know
.Ohhhhhh yes. He was very proud and that was proof that he was a child prodigy trainer. When the facts about dressage rolled in, the videos came down. Someone videoed that video on their computer screen and posted to Youtube and he had a very major fit and threatened to sue Youtube and the person.
Of course, he then said he was just a kid at the time and was just learning the movements. We should have seen him a couple of years later, because of course we all know it only takes 2 years to teach a horse Grand Prix and Airs Above Ground. And of course, you know Nick would have had his rides videoed if he was actually successful. His videos and scores with Carpathia shows he can’t ride/train at upper levels, much less FEI.
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