The Maestro has written another book

Only on COTH can I go from crying about lost horses to laughing hysterically. All in 5 minutes. Thanks, J-Lu, I needed that. :rofl:

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Happy it lifted your spirits!!

This was part of the very early COVID-19 lockdown videos. Peoplesā€™ creative side came out!

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Very creative!

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Can we get Randy Rainbow to write the songs?

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The Maestro now compares himself to ā€œMikeā€ Barisone, and THE ONLY DIFFERENCE between them is he picked up a pen instead of a gun. Then he links to his book about how everyone in the world is a big old meanie pants to him, and links to the wrong book.

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:joy::roll_eyes:

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The only thing Nick has in common with MB is that Nick shares the same level of clueless as LK does.

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Yeah, him and his BFF ā€œMikeā€ :roll_eyes:

The fact that NP tries to compare his being held accountable for the grandiose embellishments of his abilities and accomplishments to the hellish nightmare that has befallen Mr. Barisone is, quite frankly, despicable. Yet not surprising.

By the way, I took a peek at Dressage Hub only because I kept seeing it mentioned and I was curious. Thatā€™s a rabbit hole I shant venture down again. But, I kid you not, Nick has an ISO post for a training/instructor position and rambles on about his accomplishments with training Daā€™ Airs Above De Ground, and claims that heā€™s started oh so many green horses, etc.

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:rofl: The delusion is strong in this one.

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Dang!

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For those of us who are blessed by NP blocking us so we canā€™t see his nonsensical comments on Facebook, could you please share a screenshot to brighten an otherwise gloomy day?

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Oh my, a Wix site. Those are secure.

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his adoption of familiar nicknames for people heā€™s not really friends with, Edward Gal was referred to as Ed, now Michael is Mikeā€¦ itā€™s ridiculous.

Mostly because the fact that he adopts a familiar/nickname for these people- whoā€™s friends irl do not call them these names- reveals how very little he knows about them.

Honestly itā€™s the most telling thing about his references to these people. It says everything.

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I guess I was unaware that in his ā€œthirty plus yearsā€ with horses, that NP had his own training facilities in NJ and Floridaā€¦ staffā€¦ studentsā€¦ boardersā€¦ lesson horsesā€¦ Grand Prix horses (no, Chevy the Saint etc. were not)ā€¦ whacked out crazy clients that planned to destroy himā€¦ no wonder he identifies with ā€œMikeā€.

He was not threatenedā€¦ he did the threatening. He was the crazy ā€œhorse personā€ with vastly inflated credentials and endless lies who saw/sees conspiracies around every corner. When did he ā€œbeg the authoritiesā€ for help? When did he call 911? So many holes in this sad comparisonā€¦ that is just seeking more sympathy and attention and book sales. Sales for a book that turns everything and anything into some kind of conspiracy about the authorā€¦ and actually hurts him as opposed to helping him.

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Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice

:wink:

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He seems to have a lot more in common with LK than with Barisone, besides being a man.

Threats to sue, lies, online alters, inflation of own skill level, insistence that his parents arenā€™t giving him financial support despite all evidence to the contrary, high likelihood of some sort of cluster B disorder ā€¦

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Ed? But NP hates the gays? And I believe Edward is their King!

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:dizzy_face: What did you do?!!!

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Well, apologies for realizing (now) that this ISO ad was posted months ago. Yet it makes me wonder if he had any offers. You know, from the Netherlands or his good pal ā€œBobā€ Dover.

But this was the text, followed by a montage of blahblahblah from Happy Satisfied Customers:

ISO Horse Training and/or Riding Instructor Opportunity.
About me:
For more information please visit my page on Facebook and read all the amazing reviews!

https://www.facebook.com/1337352ā€¦/posts/230710440890900ā€¦

And since his Dressage Supporters page seems to be down or locked, I ended up looking at his regular facebook page. OMG! He did a video while driving an actual vehicle, not a lawnmower. It starts off with a bizarre homophobic/anti-transgender rant that is over the top, then oddly segues into him opining about the Will Smith slapping of Chris Rock. Nick makes it clear that if anyone ever makes a disparaging remark about his wife, heā€™d do more than just slap them.

What a guy. :nauseated_face:

In this current climate, and with what weā€™ve been witnessing regarding all levels of violence and ugliness in the horse world, is this the kind of guy youā€™d want at your barn?

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Iā€™m blocked on that page

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