Spin Off - a parody of a paragon.
The Tale of Gary Stu is a work of fiction, any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
Chapter 1
Gary Stu entered the trade hall of the WEG, he carried himself with an air of confidence befitting one who had not only also reached the top of his profession but had achieved world renown as The Dressage Maestro.
Gary Stu paused at the first book stall, he was disappointed not to see his latest tome, Up with the Spur, on the shelves. He picked up a new publication on Nuno by Blessings Limelight and flicked through it idly.
âWhat rubbishâ, he thought, âhow can a woman even begin to understand using their backs as a clutch, when everybody knows women canât drive stick shiftâ.
Just then the stall holder appeared.
âGary Stu, Maestroâ he cried (literally in tears). âI sold all my copies of your book in the first hour of opening. I have ordered a fresh consignment which will arrive tomorrow. Could I prevail upon you to return, and conduct a book signingâ
âBut of courseâ said Gary Stu, âI will be here early tomorrow, as my book will, I have no doubt, once again quickly sell-out.â
Gary Stu made his way along the trade standards although his progress was slow, hindered by the numerous fans wanting him to sign his book, and in some cases a T-shirt ridiculing the riders of Bogville stables, his arch enemies and jealous detractors.
âI wonder how many more there will beâ, he thought as he scrawled his signature over the heaving bosom of yet another fan. âI must be careful to preserve my hand from too much work, I donât want to compromise its lightnessâ.
As he further progressed, he felt an anxious tug on the back of his shirt. He turned to find Charlie Garden staring at him in rapture.
âGary Stu, Maestroâ she gushed, âI didnât know you would be here. I just wanted to thank you, if you hadnât pointed out how bad my hands were I would never had corrected them sufficiently to win the world championship againâ.
âYouâre welcomeâ Gary Stu replied, âit is my heavy burden that I can see what others canât but I am driven to point out faults, for the sake of the horseâ.
Charlie blushed, âwould it be possible for you to give me a lesson sometime, I know I would benefit greatly from your wisdom. Iâll pay your 1st class airfare and accommodationâ she hurried on, âplease it would be so good if you could come to my barn and help me with all my horsesâ.
âBut of course, and I wonât even charge you for your lessonsâ said Gary Stu munificently, âyou may invite all your friends as I am sure they will also benefit from my great knowledgeâ.
Chapter 2
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