Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[Snap]

I noticed you guys were missing! We seem to have a day and a night crew here.
Now horse_poor I know you’ll be upset but mcm and I are doing the tandem 18 wheeler class which we did fight over you for but eventually just decided to do it together.
Since I am so far away I will be the first person to start my journey.
I am starting out with a dog sled and I’m tying the horse/moose behind us with the baby strapped on so she can practice the whole time. I’ve fed the dogs plenty of CAB so it hopefully will be a quick trip! What time do I have to be there? When are warmups? I plan to make my classes wait at least 20 for me to grace them with my appearance so the show should take 2-3 days if we all do that.
Mcm I’m going to pick up an 18 wheeler on my way down so we can practice when I get there. How is this class judged again?

Wooohoo!! 200 posts for me!! That is only like 75 on this thread alone hehehe

[DeLapp512]

i guess, TABLE, that you can be in the cool kids club w/me and mcm cause you now have a pic link on the bottom…woohoo

[eggbutt]

No, really I just wanted to add your name to the “all things Atlanta” list for the next poster!

Duct tape makes excellent bling on halters, girths and stock ties!

[eggbutt]

Helen, thanks for the laff this early!!!

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>Off topic for a moment…</span>Thanks to Jetsmom, I was told the history behind the latest topic title…gosh, can’t believe I missed the fun. I guess we’re really getting to other BB visitors and I’m sorry they can’t see the humor in our fun. Perhaps they enjoy reading the same posts asking the same questions over and over again. This particular thread has been delightful to me personally in that we’ve all been able to laugh and joke and have a bit of fun. Other than Jesse Helms, I don’t believe we’ve flamed anyone, become nasty with each other, and have bantered back and forth in jest. I totally honor and support all others who want to post any question in the horse related world on this BB, but the poster needs to be prepared for a bit of jest if they haven’t done a search to see if their question has been answered at least 75 times before. <span class=“ev_code_RED”>ok - off the soapbox for now.</span>

Can anyone tell me about BOSS? Does anyone have a remedy for flies?

By the way, I get to bring the mirrored disco balls to the prom. We just recently gelded several yearlings and have the perfect items to apply the mirrors to. Hope they don’t shrivel before then. Is “shrivel” mispelled? Doesn’t look right.

[MistyBlue]

You need to commit a public lewd act whilst riding DEEP.
Seriously…do I have to be the only one who isn’t afraid to type that out loud???

[PMU_mom]

OK, I’ll sleep with all the judges and concoct some PMU/smegma cosmopolitans - MMMM

But what appropriate jumper bling do I need to acquire? - I am feeling the need to shop.

[eggbutt]

Yep…I also loff the smell of napalm in the morning! What a refreshing fragrance.

Everyone coming from the north, be very careful…Erin doesn’t like Southerns and she may ban you from the BB…keep everything on the QT.

Anyone need any barn help? I wonder if there are good places to work in the Atlanta area. Would someone research the job market in Atlanta and let me know quickly before I have to eat all the rescues, including that pudgy Oreo pony?

[ironbessflint]

How stupid are you people??? Don’t you know Atlanta will never be the home of cold and snow!!

The weatherman saves that for us…

[eggbutt]

ROFLMAO!!!

Perfect for a Monday!

[Helen_of_NC]

Y’all have taken this tripod thing to a new level… you’ve made this ol’ gal proud.

And as for the vet? Well, when mine comes out, I get the requisite sweaty bearhug (the man hugs everyone, everytime), and a butt-crack viewing. Middle-aged, hairy, butt-crack viewing. Got 'im on speed dial!

[Seahorsefarmtobe]

Y’all lost me about 70 pages ago…but “RESQUE” brought me back!

[RHF_cSi]

oh no no no no pink dress WAY out of fashion haven’t you been watching your MTV’s??
You have to be a hippy now, so the roach clips are a good choice. You could add some horse in your prom get up by wearing your dirtiest stinkiest tunic that you must always wear at the barn. Add to the hippy in you.

[Coreene]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>I’m mortally offended… I know nothing about this BB but having witness this thread I can spread the word quickly about how horridous you all are! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Call me aghasted that no one else noticed this new one!

[horse_poor]

Now, Event Table, that’s just crazy talk, because how can they call a cab if they do not know where they are? And how can a GPS work if you do not know where you are?

Duh.

[naters]

I heard that he tried to emulate Michael Jackson for this movie…

You might want to keep those eyes closed… that could be icky.

[Snap]

Hey guys, serious question here and please don’t flame me!

So it is like 130 degrees here not counting the humidity. How hot is too hot to ride? And conversly, how cold is too cold to ride, especially if you don’t have an indoor?

[eggbutt]

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>off topic a smidgen…we’re expecting a foal this month (maybe sooner than later) and I’m so seriously considering barn naming it </span><span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>TRIPOD!</span>

[DeLapp512]

eggbutt, don’t you know better than to ask questions on the other forums???

you can put smaller shoes on them for roasting because i heard on the discovery channel that their hooves shrink when exposed to high heat…

i myself do not wish to see the flax seed cookies video, as my poor virgin ears and eyes will be ruined forever…the cookies are horse related because they go really well with bbq…i mean, the horses really like them. what you do is feed them to the horses a few days before…er, yeah…and then the bbq has that nice kind of marinated taste…mmm.

ps - i can’t find my horse. does anyone know what could have happened to him?

pps - i found a clue. the box from the mail order mare he ordered is lying empty in front of his stall

pps - there is also a blood trail from the stall…but it stops at the end of the road

ppps - should i call the vet? or a pet psychic? or the police?

pppps - do you think my horse killed the mail order mare, or the other way around

ppppps - can someone please send me money to help during this tragic time in my life?

[eggbutt]

pshaw…the problem with “playing at work” is some of us have blocked access to some websites…darn, wouldn’t you know this is one of them? Really spoils my party when I get an “internet access restricted” pop-up at work. Do they think all I have to do is work, work, work? All fun and no play makes eggbutt a dull bit. I’ll look from home tonight on the snail hook-up.

[horse_poor]

Hey, there had better not be any secretive emails going on!

Because I just KNOW you are talking about me.

You are just jealous of me. YOU TROLL!!!