Queasy, it’s all good. I’m headed to Franklin, TN this weekend. I’ll be off of exit 65, so just see if you can manually pull your trailer to my exit and I’ll take it the next leg. The problem though, is that my truck and trailer are full, so if I tie Oreo to the back of the trailer do you think he can keep up?
And I don’t have a spare toothbrush, but I have a box of baking soda, that’ll do…
1-800
horse poor – My mom used X-ray glasses to see if she was pregnant with me! 
And your horse can handle 8 foals no problem! And if you’re worried, just get a 20.98hh gypsy vanner to use as a transplant mare for a few of them.
jetsmom~ You are a civilian. You said you want a free 6 year old WB that moves a 10, and is sound and bombproof, but you might want to add that it must be quiet so that when you go to Devon you do not have to lunge it. Also, a horse that jumps only 3’6 is Old School. You know that a horse that is worth anything can trot 5’ and jump speed courses with 7’ oxers.
We could call it a BNT Roast
Like they do on comedy central… hmmmm… a whole new activity!!
eggbutt: Did you find out about this BOSS thing yet?
New member of the “what is BOSS clique”
even TABLE – Ummm…those checks (remember, I don’t send cheques! 
JK) were from my evil twin…Meagan7780. L
Finderskeepers, stack more shoes on her…that’ll make it harder to buck, particularly if you make her higher in the front. Should solve your problem. Oh, and feed her BOSS.
I thought Oreo was alive-he posted not to long ago.
I think the mods are leaving this open so us trouble makers have something to distract us and it keeps us contained”"kinda like a film strip in a detention room.
But guys, should I call a vet?
Thanks for letting us play, Erin!
I am quite excited about the new title, too! I feel sooo special! L
So when are we going to start cleaning the sheaths? Speaking of sheaths, how do guys ride without hurting their…umm…sheaths? 
I figure this is a good place to ask! hehe
I need help…
I have been riding for 4 months and want to learn to jump. I got an expensive ($750) OTTB who is only lame in 2 legs. I do not need the vet because the seller told me he was just lazy.
He stops at all the jumps and I fall off. Also, I cannot get him to change leads. I cue him by leaning way inside and jerking on the inside rein at the collected trot but he just doesn’t fly for me.
How can I teach him to jump? Please do not tell me to get a trainer, they are evil.
Also some good excercises to get that flying lead change. I should tell you I do not belive in using any cruel and abusive things like whips or spurs or bits.
I want to show in the Regular 4’ Hunters next week so please hurry.
Also, can I wear my cowboy hat or would that be considered elitist?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
No! No, Please! Let’s not bring “rabbits” into this!!! 
I’ll be tickled to be your partner. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
See, I told you I wasn’t done…
gosh, mcm, you are sooo immature!
someone farted…i said farted…haha…
i want a freakin PT! what about me! me, me, me! me, me.
ahh, even TABLE, what shall we rumor? do you think the one about mcm finding helens hole? or the one about her not liking kiwis? or the one about her visiting tripods that have recently been on both Jerry Springer and Judge Judy?
oops…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
Well, I think you will all have to admit that I had the best outfit. I was pretty clever in spraying adhesive all over myself and my horse and rolling in glitter then using a hubcap for a belt buckle… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My dear girl ( you are a girl I hope). Be careful with that adhesive. Do you know how much it HURTS to take it all off ?
I’m so sorry De Lap Dance! I have been dying to post all morning. Stupid Internet was down in the whole building and we had to strong arm Comcast into believing it was a real problem. So I had to actually WORK all morning!
Good suggestions on the foalt. His leaping doesn’t seem to affect him too much. I gave him 2 scoops of boss and he seemed to settle. I turned him free in the ring and he leapt over my baby jumps (just 6’) like a pro. I am going to get him under saddle for the rodeo and we can try team penning. Too bad no one else has a foalt to do it with me!
To all those who suggested more drastic measures…how dare you? He is just a baby, why would I hurt him?? He is perfect just the way he is and must be useful for something.
(I must admit I tried cutting his tendons in the middle of the night but man he is fast and I couldn’t get more than a scratch on him.)
RHF- You can take him home with you after the rodeo to get him trained. I pay well (just ask Finders!)!!
I’m off to go check on my mare who was bred to Snor-Kal (I’m hoping for a baby resque so I can name it Snack) AND Rambo Go Gold Fishes so…well, I don’t know why really, just mcm thinks it sounds cool. Anyone want to buy either of them in utero? I’m accepting offers starting at $4 million.
What has happened to Oreo?
cSi – I like Rambo!!! Plastic looks a little…well, too high maintnence!
even table – I am being very ghetto and trying to upload a picture of a picture of the horse not long after we got him…it’s pretty sad! Not one you’d want to eat!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
I’ve given it some BOSS and it turned even bluer. I’m going in for artificial respiration. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Give it some CAB, that should clear the entire system out in no time flat!
Yep MCM, the Friesian was particularly tasty. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten you - the Fedex man will be delivering you some spare ribs any minute now.
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