Absolutely! Near Guilford College! No wonder you sounded familiar!!!
even Table – I know you did it for real!! I was just commenting…and I did have a few people fill it out as a joke! My best friend applied to be my grandfather and put my dog as one of her references…LMAO Okay, time for bed now!
Very touching life stories (or should that be touched?) 
thats why i keep posting on this thread…i don’t have to be serious…
i guess if its an unbroken 4 year old with a broken leg, then its not unbroken…hehe…
why would you consider buying a 4yr old w/a broken leg? unless you were loaded and just felt like it…
oh well…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
Other than that just a lot of resque and tripods and namecalling. I feel like I’m missing something big… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
All is well on “our” thread then!
Well, my life story…I was pretty much hatched as I am now…snarky, mean, and cruel. Pretty much self-sufficient in my quest for the BOSS mystery. My searches have taken me all over the world looking for the reasons why BOSS has the cult following it has and digging for the Lost Scrolls of BOSS in Arizona. Some say the scrolls are a legend, but I don’t care, I’ll keep searching till I find them or die. Somewhere along the recent line of my life I encountered Tripods and fell in love all over again. Although they have helped round out my life and make me more three dimensional, my true calling is still to BOSS. Dedicated to success.
Like I said, I’m an eventer. And bling tends to catch on those big-ass scary solid fences at speed.
Welcome to 25. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up tomorrow and you suddenly have lines around your eyes. That’s what happened to me!
We should absolutely have a breeding operation. Someone start working on a super secret BBQ sauce that we can patent
ooh, my bad.
thats ok, we have some dogs. we can make a nice cross and maybe combine the better parts of each animal to make a superb bbq meat…er, species.
Even Table – Well, Qoujbhejwgdyfashbsj is hard to spell!!! It’s even harder to pronounce, dammit!
Don’t call the vet until you see the 1,000 yard stare HP. Call a farrier instead and an animal communicator. Don’t forget to donate to the rescue fund.
MCM - you need a lot of sparkly stuff - purple tinged rhinestones and many, many Swarovski crystals.
shameless bump
Seriously, they are really phasing out twinkies? 
OMG, I need jingles 
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Also remember that sticks lie…so when measuring your sabino GV make sure you mousse it’s mane on end and measure to the tip of his 'do…then add a hand and a half.
If you use an AC for his swallowed clicker…make sure you use an ADA approved one. There’s one living in La-La Land with one leg shorter than the other…her name is Eileen Andsway. She’s especially good at both reading the minds of magical GV’s via text messaging and she can run really funny…although only in circles. 
Although you might want to leave the clicker in his throat…eventually it’ll work it’s way out his arse…where Mr Spink is sure to find it.
(He IS your new trainer, right???)
(And shouldn’t his name be spelled SpUnk?)
Forget banamine - does anyone know of a good clinic for smegma cooler addiction? Jimmy Wofford’s sure to run one, right?
That should be doable - HMMM plotting strategy…
Well, 1-800, come on down and bring your meat cleaver. Satinka will require something like that to pull her mane. Oh, and I tried washing my dog with spot remover and it’s still here. Oh well, no fewer mouths to feed for me. I entered my first show in ages and first show on this horse in a week and a half. It’s intro level dressage on my OTTB. Any suggestions for me?
I think if you are being ridden deep, you are committing a Lewd act!
Ok, after almost a week of no Internet I missed this thread!!!
So my mare and I are rested up after the trip to the I-40 and are now ready for the prom. I don’t think we can make it that far so we are hiring a double decker trailer for the trip so we can party the whole way! Anyone need a ride?
I’m thinking we need to have contests at this prom, you know the usual stuff like queen and king but we also need a who can eat the most rescue meat the fastest and how may flax seed cookies can a tripod eat anyway or do they strictly eat twinkies??
