Fenugreek is sold in health food-herb stores for help in respiration-really works wonders for a cold with cough.
Absolutely vineyridge, that’s a fantastic deal! dont worry about the hay, and if you do your wiring right, you can make it an electric barbed wire fence, then they won’t damage it. I say go for it!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT…if DMK crosses the bridge, can she come back and tell us all about it? Can she bring “messages from beyond”? We could sell the story to the Enquirer and then be able to afford the new horse for the OP!
Perhaps instead of jingling curb chains we should jingle tractor chains instead! 
My Gawd, I take Pees O’ Sheet to audition for “So You Think You Can Dance” and this place goes to hell in a hand basket 
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Whoever said this should be ASHAMED!!! How dare you even think of having a saddle that fits a horse! You are bad bad BAD!!!
Concerning the tails-how many times do I have to tell you people…Elmer’s Glue (not craft glue) and baling twine and spray paint is what you need. Big Fat DUH to you.
And I did not see ANY talk about tripod roping and penning-I KNOW we are all worried about the Flax Seed Cookies, but Peter, Paul, and Mary, people, you CANNOT turn your backs on others just because one is is need. You should be ASHAMED of yourself. I had quite an angry phone call from the President of the Tripods and they heard that there would be limited classes for them at the rodeo and are threatening to boycott any and all future events. (You should all be hanging your heads in shame)What will we do if this happens, people? Think for a minute-think think THINK! I am doing my best to smooth things over-good thing I am well versed with tripods.
I do not think I can assocaite with you people. You are cruel, judgemental, and nasty. Now I know what other people said about this board was true. You are a bunch of meanies!
Get a black light…you’ll be able to see it glistening.
Don’t forget your Musical Freestyle Music too! I agree you should do the GP and MFS this weekend before searching for new prospects. When you do begin your search, be sure to research all the variable colors any offspring of any of your horses might produce!! 
Oh, and don’t forget the string test!
This is just too funny for words! Thanks so much Jetsmom!
find8 – I like making people’s names my “own”…find 8, egg BUTT, even table (stolen from DeLapp). Anyway, about the battery acid – saturate the legs with it. It should burn them enough so that the horse wants to move around a lot – preferable up! As for extending the trot, I prefer to rasp the horse’s hooves until they are very sensitive and then trot them over red-hot charcoal.
Ok, we are on our way!! Gun rack is up and ready for that AK47 I’m coming home with. I’ve got my dressage tests taped to my steering wheel and am memorizing the tests in between talking on my cell phone and playing with my PDA. The OTTB is in the back of the truck as she thinks anything smaller than a van is too small. I’m sure she’ll appreciate the openness of the truck bed. The jack is in the trailer along with my 2 yo filly. Something must be going on back there though as the trailer is weaving all over the place. I think they’re playing sharades (sp?). I’m stopping for some shine on the way as I don’t care for beer. I’m also going to borrow Sven and Olaf from Equine-L in case we need any heavy lifting and to give us some good eye candy. 
[Reynard Ridge finds herself a little put off by the sheath cleaning discussion and returns her bologna sandwhich to its plastic wrapper]
Ew. Whilst the consumption of our equine friends and partners and the discussion of United States fighting men with woodies did not put me off my feed, the discussion of sheath cleaning has.
However, you all are missing one of the funniest words in the English language. In order to endow myself with an everlasting chair in the popular section of this lunch room, please let me propose:
SMEGMA
Go at it ladies.
URGENT!!! Please help! Send money, groceries! Recues/Adoptions Needed! Feedlot is overflowing!!!
These 4 animals were rescued from a farm in Kentucky where the owners abandoned them with no water and a dirt pasture so all they had to eat was Dominoes Pizza. They are destined for slaughter in Paris, Kentucky June 29 at 3 p.m. Please stop the madness and save these fillies. Anything you can give will help – They are ages 2-3 and have been gelded!
We need sponsorship and adopters immediately.
We are ONLY charging 20,000 per filly (plus grocery fee of 10,000 for the last 2 days at our rescue). THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL sound mares, though with a few problems: none are shod, 2 are missing a brain and I believe all 4 have been diagnosed with a rare blood/thyroid disorder (possibly diabetes?) which could be brought under control easily with medications costing thousands of dollars. None are broke amd are a little afraid of humans (unless you have a Hershey’s bar in your hand). They can be a bit nippy!
Please view our website, choose your favorite, and help these lovely girls out!
Can you just direct me to the page?
CSI – Thanks for coming so quickly! Stephen and Judge Judy are done so I should be going in the ring any minute now!!! As to what you should buy: I like the horsedog…just think about how cool horsedog/tripod crosses will look!!!
hahahaha
fillet o filly
grilled gelding
steamed stallion
marinated mare
it goes on and on and on…
Okay, so does anyone here have a Live Journal? If so, you should add me and let me add you because I need more friends and I want to hear about everyone’s horses! 
(Had to keep it horse related, right?) Anyway, my lj name is the same as mine here: mcm7780. I am so creative!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by tbtula:
We could use the geese as the redneck version of “grey goose and cranberry” </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Bump
You guys aren’t listening to me!!! I know you all gave me advice, but I’m going to ignore all of it and just do what I was going to do anyway. I’m not going to listen to my trainer or you. I’m going to go out and get a non-approved helmet and longe my horse for 3 hours every day before I ride until he quits throwing me. The question is…what color non-approved helmet goes with a blue roan cremello paint? And, should the lining in my show jacket match or should it have a contrasting color???
don’t worry eventable, my tripods are all HOT! i wouldn’t bother putting up with them otherwise…so its your choice about your hair…all of my tripods carry a comb and a gel packet (think ketchup packet, but for hair gel) in their suits, so he will be set. the tripod that i am sending you is a lost fan, and conveniently looks like sawyer…when you’ve gone over the legal limit of smegma coolers, that is…don’t worry he’s still hot.
you can’t wear a pink dress because it will clash with my neon orange with brown polka dots ruffle dress! duh!
who is getting the dj? i mean, i realize that mc hammer is preaching, and vanilla ice is performing, but he can’t handle the entire prom. hes only got the one song…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
adhesive is no problem to take off-you just sprinkle some MSM on it. Duh. But does anyone know the best brand to use? 
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You REALLY like to torture yourself don’t you ! 
Snap:
Definitely a lime green coat. That will make you stand out, and go for the navy britches…why doesn’t TS make different colors?? thats just stupid, what a marketing flaw! and make sure everything is monogramed.
And for findeight, that just sucks. Just do what I did, when they decide you cant be an ammy, become a BNT. it’s that simple, just say “I am a BNT” and suddenly you will make millions! (I know because I became one yesterday and have Holly Jeane’s bill up to 5,000 already)
Helen, perhaps burlap-it’s durable, termites don’t like, it has texture???
