Actually, there IS a set of stilts next to me 
I think there needs to be a warning put on the smegma coolers–“may cause drinker to wake up in strange place”
I wandered around and found horse poop. Do you think my broken unbroken horse is here?
RHF - I vote for Dixies in Washington STate. It is proper BBQ because the guy who runs it is from Louisiana. It used to be a garage, but the restaurant part got too popular (how redneck is that?).
When you going to come visit - I have some prospects for you to view.
It’s CONFIRMATION, people!! Dont you no how to spel?
But, speaking of mayhem and carnage, should I be concerned by the fact that my puter’s refresh button just broke off? Do you think if I lunge it for 3 or 4 hours it will start behaving?
Poor Claire…she needs to lay off the CAB!
chism – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 
Wanna get your forehead botoxed with me? I figure that since I’m 25 now, I should start getting some work done! L
findeight – Your trainer is obviously an idiot who is scared to let you move on because then you’ll look better than them! Ditch him NOW! If you want, I can send you my 47 y/o Welsh who is 16.8 hh. He needs tons of special meds to be pasture sound, but I’m sure you could get him to Spruce Meadows in September with a little bit of BOSS. I could sell him to you for only 76K.
THIS IS NOT AN AD!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>That’s pretty cool! I once made an Application to be Affiliated with me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
oh dear, just realised what you meant. No honey, I had to draft it for my job as a legal disclaimer - I mean what I wrote was a legal disclaimer, not that I am, oh never mind…
What a ridiculous weekend! I just now got home. Thanks for the liniment suggestions everyone, because let me tell you, they worked WONDERS on my tripod! (hence the fact I just got home now) I’m glad everyone liked the cookies, and the donkey. I came home and have like 15 messages from the ASPCA wondering where the orphan i was fostering is. Not really sure what to tell them…
O, and by the way, we need more donations to the flax seed cookie fund. thanks
ha freedom! congrats on reading thru it…and we haven’t scared you off? i’m impressed
basically. its us making fun of everything that goes on on this board. some people as stupid questions, some people give stupid answers, and some people don’t read thru posts from a few days earlier and post the exact same thing about a million times…
its just us having fun and being silly! woohoo!
the title changes every so often…jetsmom is the only one who can change it. we aren’t looking for victims, really.
thanks for reading thus far…if you need specific clarification on a subject on here, give a holler, or just post it. someone will answer…heck. half of us don’t remember some of the stuff that was on some of the pages on this thread, and the same goes for how some of the things got started…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
I’m confused - we barbecueing the pony or the kid? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Both look sweet. I have special BBQ sause for either of em. Lotsa vinegar to tone down that peaky kid flavor.
horse_POO, the rodeo isn’t over with! i may still win the rodeo best dressed contest!
isn’t official til tonight after the resque bronc ridin…duh
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>My nice italian leather loafers (the only reall expensive pair of shoes I own - except riding boots) got chewed up by the dogs I am dog sitting for. AUGH. AUGH. They bypassed the walmart sandals, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey at least they have good taste! When my dog was a pup, he chewed up the cheapie walmart clear plastic clogs that were really cool.
How about the <span class=“ev_code_RED”>Too Cool to Join Cliques Clique aka TCTJCC</span>?
EponaRoan wearing black, dying hair blue, smoking in the girl’s room, mumbling to self, etc
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
eggbutt – I’m going to be 25 tomorrow but I still feel like it should be “my special day”. 
LOL Shit…I’m going to a a quarter of a century old…but I sure don’t act it! 
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old hag…
happy early b-day…
i just had mine in may…i’m thankfully not as old and wrinkley as you…i’m just 21. i’ve got a good year or two before that starts happening…
Did someone say sheath cleaners??? I AM known as Queen LaSheatha at the barn…and the smegma wine coolers sound wonderful!
i cant even read real threads anymore when im logged in, because i start typing responses like its for ours…i dont think i can ever go back guys…
PS smegma makes a great poultice
PPS the liniment is working on my tripod as we speak 
P.S. Sorry, can’t sleep with the judge. He’s booked with other competitors right up until the show. 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
And need I mention… the batteries are dead. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn, and my tripod is deployed!!!
Hey, day shift is still here for 10 more minutes! (Then I go ride)
Yes De Lap Dancer- we must share secrets And yes, the Comcast guys were probably wondering if I would 
I’m sure I’ll check in later as I seem to have the need (read ADDICTION) to this thread.
Okay, I have had a rough day and am going to go meet a friend for a round of Smegma Coolers (my new word for any alcoholic drink! LOL).
even table – But, but…Rambo is famous! How can there be nothing about him on-line!?! crying harder
