there should be a COTH BB T-shirt w/funny quotes on the back…i think we could fill the whole freaking thing from this thread…
has this ever happened? i thank it should!
i loff t-shirts!
horse_poo, since it is YOUR show and all what are the details? When does it start? Are there good warm-up facilities? What sorts of vendors will be there? Who is bringing the resque? Whoever it is make sure it is nice and tender!! I know I’ve got tons of BOSS! We need a new drink for the event!
You should have added BOSS, Vinegar and Paprika to his feed too!
I don’t THINK I am going to win, I KNOW I am going to win, because it is my show!
Really now, folks. The poor lady comes crying and in a panic and all you can do is laugh at her. I’m ashamed.
Jetsmom, you keep up with your BNT. A little poling never hurt, and the draw reins will get him in a frame. Make sure your horse feels that twisted wire if he runs out, and you might consider tacks in the cavesson. Make sure to add plenty of sweet feed - maybe a gallon or two, but more if he still seems hungry after that. Not too much hay, now. You don’t want a hay belly. Judges hate that.
There is an extra warmblood where I board. He’s chestnut, only five and working Prix St Georges. His owner wants a Gypsy Vanner (I’ll see if a sabino would be OK) so perhaps you can trade.
Jetsmom - Thanks for the advice. I will work on my memorization skills and practice, practice, practice 
Okay, so even table (hehe) is my BNT. But I think she (at least I think it’s a she…) is holding me back. I’ve been training with her for 17 years…is it normal to still be working on learning how to post the trot or should I be cantering now? I just bought a Fresian foal and am planning on taking it to the next Olympics to compete in show jumping. I’m worried that eventable holding me back will prevent this from happenening. So what should I do? Fire her? I am going to go drown my sorrows with smegma coolers…thanks for your help…
Ooh snap, good call on the browband. Tiaras are so hot right now.
Well, we have good news and bad news people. The bad news is that I drove all the way to Monroe and Griffin Riddle has decided they no longer sell gentamycin illegally over the counter (what is wrong with them?), so I will not be able to spike the vinaigrette for that little extra sumptin-sumptin.
The good news is that I took the back roads to get there, and there was a nice man selling steaks our of his car on the corner (for serious). So for those of you who feel the rescue bbq might be a little gamey, we have some steaks. I figure they’re okay because it’s only 85 today, plus there was only a little grey around the edge on the ribeyes (what a deal!).
I guess if we’re going to NJ, I have to skip the redneck chic and go all out in the Jersey bling. I’ll have to work on my outfit.
Turns out the jet’s in the shop, so I’m gonna have to drive. Thank God I pimped my van last week. Check it out. My friend found it for me outside the Korner Pub in Mooresville:
I question whether it is really how hard one might bite, but WHERE, that should be the concern?
It being a flasher thread, and all…
(Sorry - I really couldn’t help it!)
Back to your regularly scheduled amusement
I’ve decided to come out of the bathroom…(actually, I was at the movies with a friend but the bathroom sounds much better!)
cSi – But everyone else knows about Rambo so why don’t other people have websites dedicated to him? Damn Norwegians!
jetsmom – What is the duck’s name?! Is he cute? Can we breed it to Snappy Pants horse, Snap? Sorry to hear about Mr. Jetsmom…but I hear manatees throw good parties!
Snap – I forgot to add that Rambo is a grey. Also, I will just stack his shoes some more so he is 24hh. 
Yea, they don’t, just found out. I’m bummed. Of course I have to work on the side of the river that is not civilization. I look out the window and see the cheesecake factory across the river, how mean is that. I look up from my cube and that is waht I see. O well
I think we should have a circus this weekend, and an auction, wouldn’t that be fun?? I have some fillygeldings to sell. Then even table can have her vaulting.
jetsmom, how about " a little tale of a fillygelding, a tripod, and a duck"
It’s because Miss Constant Mouth (mcm) has to keep downing her smegma coolers and going on an alchohol induced posting fit, complaining about her BNT. Just sleep with him like every one else has to. Why expect to be taught to actually ride?
Ha, Ha, Ha…Now you can have a nickname, too!
where the cheese whiz is everyone, batman?
we know mcm is locked in the bathroom
and TABLE is probably writing her inmate boyfriend she found on meetaninmate
and i am hopelessely posting before heading off to bed…
but where is everyone else…bad night shift, bad.
MCM: I’ve heard your horses have just the right amount of fat–you’ve achieved that beautiful marbled kobe beef effect. Is that from feeding equal parts flax seed cookie, BOSS, and olive oil (talk about preseasoning)?
Eggbutt, thanks for the offer of the ride, but I must decline! I think she would handle the straps just fine, I do ride with a girth you know! And she looooves heights, that is why I let her jump the 5’ fence ooops, I mean jumps in the ring.
But for the good of her training I think FidersKeepers is right, her stiffles need work, especially since she has strange undiagnosable back pain. What can I do for that?? I like the idea of stacking shoes, that might really help her!
Oh, and I KNOW it is not saddle fit as I just got a steal on that cool leopard saddle on ebay. But seriously, is it her hocks, SI, kissing spines, strange fungus from weeds in her paddock, or is she just horny? HELP, my mare may not make it down there!
Sandra Day O’Connor has just resigned from the Supreme Court…does that mean she might be available to judge for us this weekend with Jesse?
delapp- BOSS solves everything, try it and is your horse perhaps a tripod because tripods are known for the clumsness! do you need me to send eventable over to shoot it and put its head in you bed?? maybe your trainer bed, of maybe just wack you trainer…you have a problem we have the solutions it’s just depends aahh on how much money you have… pops collar and leans back in chair so ah are we in buisness or what?
[delapp512 sets down her smegma cooler with a shot of BOSS and prepares to type]
My name is Danielle, and I am addicted to the COTH BB’s, Smegma Coolers, Rescue BBQ, Twinkies, Tripods, and Flax Seed Cookies.
I realize that I have a problem, er, problems, and I do not feel the need to eliminate any of these things from my life.
I have tried to cut down on the smegma coolers because my horse is getting a little cranky from all of the sheath cleaning, but there ARE 94 other horses in the barn…
Finders, i have a tripod you can HAVE. I’ve got three, and personally, I can only handle them after either 2 bloody olivers or 1 really strong smegma cooler. so you can have your pick of the three. wow, i didn’t know you were putting frosting on the cookies! woohoo! what kind?
i think that we need to work on beating the page count AND the time count that the CBER thread currently holds…i mean, all the cool kids who eat lunch together are here, so we should be able to do it!
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OMG, priceless!! I seriously hope Avery has his 'puter turned on.
Meanwhile, hope y’all can help. I have an unbroke 4 y/o Arab stud colt and I want to drive him. What kind of cart should I get? And should I just hook him up or is there some kind of, like, training process I need to be going through?
