Forget the DMSO, let’s give her a bit of a shove to get her over the hump in the bridge.
Jetsmom, I love this new trend of changing the thread title every time the thread takes a one-eighty. I know the moderators will love that too.
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I would like to think that my little suggestion brought romance to couples around the world… now if I could just get my boyfriend off of that darn night shift ;o)
He could help me school for the I40 parade 
PMU – Wasn’t Oreo eaten? And can we call you “puh”? (Like stinky? Cause we all have nicknames! )
MCM - sounds like a great deal to me!!!
Snap - get a chiro out IMMEDIATELY and give them BOSS (duh) and garlic. Then since you are so poor, take the feet that have already fallen off and give the glue factory a call. Don’t worry, you didn’t do anything wrong, it’s that damn sand in the ring in NZ. My barrel racing fillygelding’s entire leg fell off, consider yourself lucky 
Most male “judges” couldn’t find “G” with a map.
Sorry but I think you need more Bling in the ring!!! That will solve it all!!!
OH and Rollkur Lots of Rollkur!!!
I am amazed that any of you would even suggest the cruelty of using a chuckwagon.
So many horses are brutalized and killed every year in the name of commercial chuckwagons, I personally saw over 20 killed in one sad day trying to film a commercial where the chuckwagon was driven across the floor in front of a dog. And you call yourself a horseman 
I have just learned that 600 chuckwagon horses are in a “feedlot” starving and need to be saved from the killers. Please adopt one and come get it. We only have until Saturday.
Or make a contribution…we really don’t need tack or any feed. Send cash directly to the Queen’s Bank of Barbados in Georgetown and just specify “for those helping save the horses”.
We’ll get it.
Ooooh exciting. When I was in the dorms we had our own special flasher - he used to do it for about 5 years. He would be wearing a sports coat and socks. I always wondered about the socks…
ouch…i don’t gotta put up with this, this, this, disrespect!
i’m going to bed, and not ocd checking this thread until the morning…and there’d better be something nice about me somewhere between that snarky comment, and whatevers posted last. so there, you TROLL of a trainer!
haha! 
puuleaseeeee dont FlAmE mE!!!
OK, since I am going to the fiery river place, NOW can I have some venom and resepine before we go?
Queasy - today’s visit will hopefully just be to determine if we need a “procedure”. I’m still holding out for soft, removable type brace, myself.
Hey guys!!! Well, you’ll all be happy to know that I had a good birthday… And now I have prom to look forward to! I’m sooo excited!!!
I can’t remember who I am bringing…I’m pretty sure someone hooked me up with a tripod! L I am thinking of wearing my outfit that is similar to the one Janet Jackson wore at the Super Bowl. But all my wardrobe malfunstions aren’t accidental! Now, for my hair…I’m not too sure!!! I was thinking of doing a Chelsea…you know, shaving all but a strip of bangs in front. My ears are pierced and I’m just going to keep all that jewelry in. I was thinking of decorating myself with some nosebands…like wearing a figure-eight around my thighs. What do you think?
I can’t wait to try udder crust! And the smegma dip sounds great!!!
I can’t believe this thread is still going strong!!! LMAO
Should I call the vet?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”> We also need someone to drive the new truck from Indiana to the truckstop in Franklin TN where we are at drinking beer. Please hurry as we don’t want to miss the parade (and they are running low on beer). We will reward you with a rack of Oreo’s ribs at the barbecue tomorrow.
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What the heck. I’ll do it. I’ve been told my OTTB needs to go in a parade before her first dressage show next weekend so this would solve that problem for me. Ok if I bring the neighbors jack? I can just put him in a paddock with all the mares. I’m sure there won’t be a problem. I’ll just have to go really fast across the state line since he hasn’t got any paperwork. So, I should leave all the windows open and allow the horses to stick their heads out without masks on, right?
Does the truck have a gun rack or do I need to add one?
DeLapp, I have it on good authority that a woodchuck ate your horses leg. Oh yeah, and it is dead, too.
And I am sorry, but my crisis is much more important than yours. My horse is pregnant and the ultrasound showed 8 embryos. Should I have some of them pinched off or should we try to go for a world record and have 8 foals at the same time? After all, my horse was bred to Jen22’s Camoose K, the tranter world champ. How cool would that be? And then we could call the group of the “8 is Enough” like that cool show way back in the lates 70s early 80s…Of course, I should not even say we ultrasounded her-I just put on my son’s xray vision glasses that one of the Fantastic 4 Superheros wear and looked at her stomach and I KNOW I saw 8 embyos.
What do you think I should do?
mcm: no more less PC than me suggesting to BBQ the newest pig on the farm…Arnold the white pig who was found in the CITY of downtown Atlanta (?) and is quite overweight…actually, he BBQ’s HIMSELF by sunning all day…do you think the daily sunblock applications will soften the meat? (and, yes, I love him dearly, so don’t worry, he’s safe from the grill)
find8 – And you practice Scientology, right?
DeLap – Of course it’s brilliant – I wrote it! Ummm…I mean, I lived it…
Finders – You really think Oprah would like it? Maybe she could do a live show from the rodeo? Have you thought more about the foal, Snap Go Gold Fishes?
HP im sure is looking to fatten up the rescues…but are you guys gonna have rescue meat available all year, or just at the annual 4th thing? cause i’m sure there would be high demand all year round…
i think this thread has made everyone more sarcastic…and whenever i read another freaking thread, i have to think if its for real or not…bah. i’m normally really sarcastic anyway, and i have had to check myself when i’m about to post to keep the sarcasm low…not that i’d try to be mean, but it could come off as that…sooo.
whens the next bbq…i mean, where can i send some treats…
And Snap, I think your nickname should be green bean or just plain old “bean” short for snap bean! But wait, “Bean” reminds me of smegma coolers so that’s not good…How about Crackle-Pop? Or PANS (snap backwards)? hmmm…give me a few more minutes…
eggbutt,
how dare you suggest that BNeuroT hums during her freestyles. Do you know this for a fact?! I can’t believe how the jealous little people in the dressage world just recycle the same old gossip. And besides I can hum much better than she can, so go have a good cry in your cornflakes
[QUOTE]Originally posted by eventable:
Just as long as she doesn’t kill anyone off that I like. I cried when Sirius died
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You’ll be crying again - Its worse than when Sirius died !
