Can I bring a horse as my date and then we can bbq it during prom? Or we could bbq it afterwards at an all night party…
Here’s the solution to your problems, jetsmom:
http://www.learnhorseriding.com/?hop=stgiles
AS for DMK, she’s had that “thousand yard stare” for most of her adult life, so it’s probably best to just let her continue on…
Crap. I missed a lot last night!
I was bathing the gooey crud off of my geldings legs… then had to mix a few drinks with it.
My name is Amy. Backwards it is YMA. It is not as cool as all the other names back wards.
Hey, have you heard of the new BNT in Aiken SC? Her name is Amy, she is awesome 
Spread the word… and the parkay!
Who besides me had to fight the urge to say “bbq” when they saw the thread titled “different rescue options and philosophies” 
Yes well that didn’t seem like such a good idea. I just tried the fireworks pointed down since I figured that pointed up would bring his hind end up and he’d be really heavy on the forehand.
Shortly after duct taping them to his hocks I got on and it’s a good thing they had lllloooonnnggg fuses because I didn’t even have to take my cigarette out of my mouth - I was riding barefoot and used my toes to get the fuse up to the cig, (yeah for yoga) since my one hand was holding the cell and the other a margarita (I’m high fluting and educated ya know).
The fizzing sound certainly got his attentions and he was doing his parade high steps when the fireworks went pfftt. I thought they were duds but nooooooo they went off pop pop pop and boy did his hind end drive up underneath him. And he can really move with his front end off the ground. It was hard to see if he was lighter in the face since the twine bridle I had on him caught on fire. That really seems make a nice arc to his neck and poll.
It was right about then that his tail caught fire and he lurched forward so fast that my right boob fell out of my tube top and I almost spilled my drink.
Well wouldn’t you know who happened to be driving by at that time??? It was my BNT and the judge for my next show!!! Right after the judge and my BNT got their clothes on. They seemed so impressed with my horses movement and my grand riding that the judge implyed that he wants to purchase him saying I have no right to own such an animal that he’d talk to the AC to see about acquiring him!!! Isn’t that great!!!
Uh-o…could be one of so many boards to chose from! I thought everyone had been suspended for a while!
DeLapp, you’re right, it’s just the blood loss making my head spin. Check your PTs.
Finders, please post pix of the resqued cookies so we can see how well they are doing. Are they ready for adoption yet?
As far as marinade of choice…BOSS Brine of course!
OK - spill the beans about the latest Harry Potter…who died? Is it true Harry will die in the next one? She said she’s left plenty of clues in this book’s last last chapter about the final book.
I KNOW why op didn’t win. It’s obvious. 
She didn’t have 1-800 pull her horses mane for her. That’s all she needed to do really.
DMK, think I’ll have to go to the Labrot and Graham factory to get some Woodford Reserve to toast you over the bridge.
I’m confused - we barbecueing the pony or the kid?
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Oh, and I tried washing my dog with spot remover and it’s still here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
But is your dog’s name “Spot”? 
you can keep the tripod. he’s the one i used to shine my boots on show days, but he’s not very talented…so no big loss
TABLE: ju-ju (his spirit anyways) is a great lawn mower. i wonder if you can resque a spirit? prob not…oh well…
eggbutt – L I know it’s always posted about…I just never cared enough to check why! But thanks for the reality check…we actually used that as a definition for a mental health intervention with delusional patients. 
Black oiled sunflower seeds…I like eating seeds, but I’m not sure about the oil…can I somehow separate it and give my horse (when I get one) the oil and I can eat the seeds? Will he still get the health benefits? If so, can I just give him black oil?
Delapp – Ahhh…I kind of know where you are! I like near DC…lots 'o traffic! Now, here people warn me that saying redneck can be very offensive but it’s sort of a joke in California: it means you are a hick. So my friends have to sometimes give me lessons on what I can and cannot say! L
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>OHH!!! Can we change the title tomorrow to celebrate my birthday. I mean, I am a contender to get on the prom committee, I eat lunch with the popular people, etc. So how does that sound?!? L</span>
Naters, I’m on the road as we speak!!
GET BACK TO WORK MCM I WILL HAVE NO LOSERS IN MY BARN!!!
Oh forgot to mention, I have space in my trailer if anyone needs a ride-plus we can bungie to the top of the trailer if need be and while they say a Geo Storm can only fit 4 people, they are wrong-you can EASILY fit at least 10 people in here.
By the way, I think I am lost.
I can’t afford to keep my horsey anymore, I’m gonna put him down.
Ooh, ooh, I wanna come! The only problem is, my date keeps falling down. He fell on the cat yesterday. What dress goes with a guy in white-tie, red-scratches?
Maybe if I make him go barefoot, he won’t fall on MC Hammer or trip into the Oreo deposits…
atr – NO! Moose are cute!!! My dad told my brother and I to go “stand by the moose!” when we were in Yellowstone once! L I think I was 5 or so…there was a moose and my dad wanted a picture…we didn’t get close but the rangers yelled at him! L My dad also used to tell my brother and I to pick coins out of fountains…but he only wanted the silver ones. He was joking, but my brother and I thought he was serious. 
We were cute little ones!
TRAGEDY AT SPAGHETTI JUNCTION
This is so tragic…during the preliminary events this evening, specifically dodge the dodge for the under 14 group, a crazed OTTB got in the way of a mercedes, which then veered into the truck full of flax seed cookies. These poor cookies came to such a tragic end. There were a few survivors and they are hooked up to full BOSS support. Should we call the vet?? I don’t know, i think it’s too late.
The show will continue as scheduled tomorrow. The USEF ruled the incident an accident and cleared the grounds for us to continue tomorrow.
