cha-CHING - night shift clockin in…except i have to leave at 7 to go walk my dog…but then i’ll be back, as there is NOTHING on tv tonight…
moving on…i’ve never shared my life story with anyone, as i’ve been in many many years of therapy for it…but since you guys are such CLOSE friends, I will tell you…
Well, my mom was at a horse auction, when she met a horse dealer named Tomahawkiwashanda. He was irish. He told her about the secred world of RESQUE, and they hooked up immediately. 9 months later, I was born. whew. Anywho, i forgot to tell you what my mom does. my mom works at the Dairy Queen, on the cash register. She used to tell people that she worked at the DQ, and someone thought she meant that she was a dressage queen, which is how we got into horses. my mom didn’t want anyone to think she worked there because to be cool, you have to work at sonic or mcdonalds…so she went along with the lie. eventually, it got around the horse gossip mill that my mom was the bestest horse trainer in the wholest widest worldest…
eh, back to me…so by the time i was born, my mom had started up a barn with Tomahawkiwashanda. What they were doing was buying horses from the horse auction that were destined to go to slaughter, and fixed them up. they were the bestest team of horse trainers ever. anywho, they were also taking on training projects from clients. really, george morris was training for them, but the front was my mom and Tomahawkiwashanda…dont worry, we brain washed GM, so he doesn’t remember that it was him…
seems i keep getting side tracked…so anywho, horses that we didn’t like, we resqued. it wasn’t a problem if it was our horse from the auction, but for clients horses, we just told them that they couldn’t handle the pressure of training, and they collected insurance money.
so when i was 2 months old, i started showing the horses in training in the 8’ lead line class…don’t worry, i didn’t stay there long. that class is for little kids.
anywho, when i turned 5, Tomahawkiwashanda taught be the real trade of the family…RESQUE. he taught me how to make the perfect resque, special sauces, how to cook and marinate the different parts, and the many different ways to serve it.
so from the age of 5 to 18, when i left for college, i was showing, mostly the 30’ grand prixs and the 856th level of dressage, which is the highest level of all, and perfecting my resqueing techniques.
the year i left for college (the Shishkabob institute of resque cooking), my mom and Tomahawkiwashanda were arrested for the smuggling of BOSS and Flax seed acrosss state lines. they both went to jail…oh well…
anywho, i inhereted the farm, and now that i’ve returned GM, i’m training, riding, and resqueing…thats about it. not very exciting…oh well.
But I think it will be named Snap Go Gold Fishes…cause I’m the sire’s owner so I get to name the offpring! evil, world dominator laugh
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