I’d just like to take a moment to thank Erin for allowing this thread to continue.
THANK YOU ERIN!!!
She’s probably enjoying this even more than we are…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DMK:
Oh right, I can just see me as an animal communicator “Look, your horse hates you, alright?” Probably not much in the way of repeat business in that business endeavor! 
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Or, you could try, “Look, your horse just isn’t in to you, alright?”
Think I remember hearing about a book like that…
Prayer Continues, Always
June
Eventable - I vote for the machine gun. Do it Rambo style 
cllane1 - what a wonderful life story…just wonderful. i wish my life had been so touching…
Uses of CAB for rider-related issues:
-Do you get left behind when jumping? With CAB, you can fly THROO the air, with the greatest of ease…
-Posting presenting a problem (at the trot, not the keyboard)? Just keep the time by the syncopated rhythm of your own EXPULSION, thereby helping your horse, as well!
-Horseflies, Greenheads, and Big Ol’ Suthun Snitflies bothering you during stable chores? Self-fumigation. Forget that Skin-So-Soft/vinegar/suphuric acid/spot remover home blend forever!
CAB: The solution to 1,001 problems for horse and rider!
So… do you give your horse the wine before or after cleaning his sheath? And does this work for udders, too? And will it test? Or am I confused? Is the wine used topically instead of orally? What vintage is best? Is this an area where I can scrimp, and go with, say… a nice screw top?
ooh, thats fun jetsmom! my favorite is on the COTH site, it says Advahtisin’!
eggbutt - you’d think they’d wise up and block this one…ha!
maybe you can get this site…
there are 2 games. my favorite is the homerun 2004. where you have to keep the drunk guy, er, non-balanced young man, walking down the sidewalk for as long as possible. the other one, hangover 2005, you have to use your mouse to move the submarine around in his stomach to pop all of the bubbles, or he throws up…good fun…maybe you can access that site?
DeLapp are you not listening to me??? My BNT told me WHY the shoes must be the wrong size—
Besides, Eggbutt says you are grounded.
And I am too one of the cool kids…sticks tongue out
oh crap. i JUST got this new keyboard…
jetsmom, you one funny lady!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
eggbutt: Lets not forget the margarita blenders for the parade! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Blender?!! We’ll just use the rotors from the helicopters!
Up. That should cause tucking of the butt. 
It’s a chemical variant of reserpine that is stronger and makes for higher quality hallucinations. Either that, or it’s reserpine without an “r”
they can only cater if at least half of the waitstaff have LESS than 1/2 of their teeth. thats how the bob evans is here…
i got a purdy saddle too…and your horse transport likes to die since you drain batteries so often. so there!
where the cheese is everyone???
Long leaf, loving that mare more and more!
How does she do with fireworks? Gunshots? Tanks? Trains? Fighter jets? Field artillery bombs going off in the distance?
Sounds like we are gearing up for this parade, but really, its just a day in the life at the Fort Bragg Stables.
We are about a mile from a runway, 20 feet from train tracks, and the copters LOVE to buzz the barn 
When horses leave Ft. Bragg, they are either nuts, or SANE.
Mine are SANE.
No Queasy…you’re not alone…in FACT, every day around 2:30 or 3 EDT something goes bonkers with the bulletin board. You’d think we paid enough to keep it going for heaven’s sake.
BTW, where’s Jetsmom and Helen? Did they get lost?
Which level of hell is reserved for those “oh just hop on him, you’ll be fine” trainers… You know the ones of which I speak 
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appaloosalady – Of course these will be naked, bareback calf roping classes!!! There will be different divisions, too: horses, ponies, fillygeldings, tripods, etc.
DeLapp – I know everyone likes Seth, but I want Ryan! L Plus, he and I would make a cute couple. (When he yells during the show, he is very sexy…it sort of worries me that I find that sexy! LOL) My old roomy used to call me Megonas. Other nicknames are Megals, Sweet Pea, and Sweet Pickle. 
I didn’t like that last one too much but it grew on me! L
RHF_cSi – Look at my pictures…I had a horse named Lago who came to us waaaaayyyy underweight (well, to normal people!). Do you think my horses will be safe if I keep them looking skinnier than him? (It was sad how skinny he was when he came…he had gained a lot of weight when that picture was taken!)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
and a butt-crack viewing. Middle-aged, hairy, butt-crack viewing. Got 'im on speed dial! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Howling!!
We have 4 vets - 3 men and 1 woman…all are rather skinny (read bony) and are required to keep their shirt tails tucked so we don’t get any juicy visuals like you do Helen! I wonder if your vet will travel to me?!! Course, we always get a nice show from our farriers and feed dude. And, we tip them too! (Wasn’t that clever how I reminded us of an older thread on tipping from last week?!)
