Line your helmet with tin foil and that will stop the batteries draining.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Eventable, you had better be prepared for quite the lawsuit! You can’t just steal my client!! Or better yet, I"ll steal your boyfriend at prom, that will teach you!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You’re confusing me with someone who has a boyfriend. Me, I have a horse. And I haven’t stolen your client - I’m still awaiting payment of the $1 million and the arrival of her horse. I hope he arrives soon, it’s a long time since I had lunch…
naters-Why don’t you have a little fun with the Rhodesian Ridgebacks owners when they return? Just before they get back, get a bunch of hair gel and smooth out the ridges that run down their back.
<span class=“ev_code_RED”>Happy Birthday mcm!!!</span>
Reynard Ridge- Does this mean the 700.00 pony’s sheath doesn’t get cleaned by you, or is it a mare?
I HAD A GENIUS IDEA WHILE SITTING IN RUSH HOUR!
does anyone have a miniature donkey that we could spray praint and use as a pinata?? I think that would just top off the night!!
Claire make sure you take your horse off of the chili and beans 7 days before a show because it tests.
I know this because I was caught doing it and was suspended for life, but I just put on a hat and some sunglasses and no one noticed me when I was helping pole some horses at a show the other day.
as my mom says everytime tom cruise comes out with a new movie
“the man should’ve stopped after Days of Thunder, Risky Business, and Top Gun”
sides, he’s gone crazy. $40 million is way to much. try 39.95
i think that this thread has morphed…whilest we are still the cool kids and making fun of everyone else, i think its a blatant cry for on OFF-TOPIC DAY! not that any of us would abandon this one, with the prom coming up soon…
cha-ching…night shift time…
where all the cool people are. duh.
I feel the need to make this H/J related because of our show, but fear the responses. OK, I’ll just say it!
Make sure you are cantering deep to the in and out to make sure you can go the distance!
Oh geeze, I didn’t think I’d ever get this corrupted by this thread. Please carry on as I take a work break.
Naters! I discovered what BOSS is! I was visiting another BB and they were also discussing BOSS. I had the nerve to stop lurking and posted my question asking what on earth BOSS is and what can I do with it! The response I got was rather confusing but I was told that BOSS is Big Old Southern Snitflies! How nice is that. Now, can someone PULLLEEZZZE tell me why someone would want to feed big old southern snitflies to their horse? By the way, I wonder if my fly spray recipe will ward off Big Old Southern Snitflies? I need to experiment with that one.
Lordy, have I hi-jacked this thread? Lord no, not me!!
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i cant even read real threads anymore when im logged in, because i start typing responses like its for ours…i dont think i can ever go back guys… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
i agree. i was trying to pick only the really funny sounding ones…but i had to hold back on a few…i forgot to put the cintronella fries one on…rekon i’ll go use that snazzy edit tool…
BOSS is everything…
Buff, what a great idea! Slinky, scuzzie prom dresses and all! I can’t wait!!! What band will we get? Do you want to organize the prom? I’m pooped from the I-40 dressage-a-thon!
Just dawned on me about the most recent topic title update, Jetsmom is saying we’re acting like school children? Oh Yeah? Well, we’ll just have to take our PDA’s and Twinkies and go play elsewhere! 
My prom date just cancelled on me. He is appearing on Jerry Springer Friday and undergoing emergency surgery for a shattered jaw on Saturday. Anyone want to be my date?
Also, the Lear jet is in the shop for repairs. Can my date please swing by and pick me up. I prefer the beige leather upholstery in Lears to the black, so whoever picks me up needs to make sure his jet’s upholstery matches, otherwise he won’t be allowed to take me. At a pinch, I will accept being picked up in a helicopter. But only if it’s pink, to match my beeyootiful prom dress.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
naters – I commented on another posting that horse_poor started and couldn’t stop myself from commenting on her being at the KHP after prom! 
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We are so all going to the COTH Admin Hell after this thread 
Everybody on the regular BB will hate us …
Member of the TCTJCC.
How lovely eggbutt! I have an Aunt in NC that trains herding dogs, I find them helpful in the training level divisions to encourage forward motion, im sure she’d love to come for a small fee. She works on the side selling guns as well. I can give her a call
egg BUTT:::just because you just got back to the thread doesn’t mean we are going to send out a search party this time! duh duh duh
mcm - i’ve got a nice sterling silver dinner plate you can borrow to be your belt buckle. i will pack it up with my stuff and bring it to you tomorrow. btw - how far are you from charlottesville, va? just wondering. will be up there at the end of august to visit some camp friends. didn’t know if it was close…
as for thee rest of yee…i’m off to pack up for the rodao - gotta put snor-kals swimmies on so he doesn’t drown if he lands in the water after hangliding from the lear jet…tata. see you at the rodeo kids.
I just can’t help myself…
I just went and posted on some “normal” threads to try and get myself out of this alternate reality…and i still thought the bad things (bad feet? great resque) but I didn’t say anything bad
though i wonder how offended people will be by my involvement in the resque click on the real bb…
mcm - that was freaking BRILLIANT! 
i mean…what a horrible life…glad you turned it around…no wonder your so messed up…your mom was shooting up BOSS while she was pregnant with you…
NO NO NO!!! If you put bling on your browband, the judge will not be able to see you!!!
PMU – I would get you an Hermes saddle but that would be helping you out and there is no way in hell I’d do that! Snap and I are going to win no matter the cost so I must not help anyone…sorry! L
egg BUTT – Oh no…your boobs and butt are concave? You aren’t going to win any hunter classes now! Everyone knows you have to perch with your boobs and butt sticking out to win in hunters! 
Snap – I am sooo excited! Rambo is coming along great. I am thinking of adding a few more wedges to his shoes to stack them up. I’m hoping to get him up to 22h before the show. 
I’m just about to pack up the Lear. I’ll pick you up in an hour and we can sit in the back and drink smegma coolers and gossip while the pilot tries to find a good landing spot.
