Oh my…Shoney’s…ick! My mom and I stopped there when we drove from California to Virginia…it was bad!
Well, if the Bob Evan’s people have more than 1/2 their teeth, we can knock them out for them! Except we have to keep my friend’s teeth…he’s cute!
I could have sworn there was a post from Oreo AFTER he was eaten but I have been away and had to read about 20 pages of this at one time and may have gotten even more confused!
And MCM - you can call me whatever you like - then I can pretend that I fit in with the cool kids!
yup. you were doin good, but the job part did you in. sorry. minus 300 million cool points for that one…its ok, once i finish college, i will be an equine photographer, and make millions…ok, maybe not. but maybe i can either marry rich or win the lottery? either way, i get to do fun stuff for a living. and then i can move to NZ and pester your sorry butt. [insert evile laugh here]
Have been having trouble getting in to post 
I find a conditioning mix of BOSS and craft glue will help thicken tails up considerably. If you add the appropriate coloured glitter sparkles, you can also bling it up to make your saddle / spur charms / brow band.
Snap – Well, heck! Wanna PT me your number? I am not sure what I will be doing but I know my friend gets off work at 4. I do have to study (stupid grad school!) but we’ll see if I do that! Maybe I could meet your tripod??
MCM you are totally going to ruin my chances for buttered horse…er toast on the “real” BB if you keep promoting swat 
Don’t you read the labels, SWAT is not to be used on any horse intended for “resque”
Viney-make sure you use a nylon lunge line that will give the horses rope burn in case they get tangled up-that way they will learn not to get tangled.
The school bus is a great idea-I heard that if you take the tires off and put it on blocks, you are more fashionable. You could get a small bus, too and make it into a guest house.
You could put the tires around your horses’ neck as a sort of ID tag in case they escape-
DeLapp-the horses in my trainers barn keep dying mysteriously, but that is ok because they are insured. Since you can train with your trainer in the parking lot, maybe I will try that. He said he could use a bullhorn to talk to me from his car.
I just want to know how come Denny’s lost all those racial discrimination cases where folks got crappy service because they were black?
I mean, that’s differentfrom the way they treat us white folks because…???
At least they did serve the level 3 sex offender and his 14 year old abductee the same way 
I have a question. I know this 19year old horse that flips over backward and is lame in 2 legs but can jump a 2"x4" on a couple of milk jugs. I know he can make Spruce Meadows in September but my trainer says no way.
I am the customer here and have called the owner and her vet who assure me he just has abcessess in both front feet due to a bad shoeing job. He also only flips over backwards due to a bad job by the saddle fitter. My trainer has rigged the crossties wrong and the horse flips over in them because of a bad job setting them up.
The owner of the 19 year old’s trainer has offered to let me buy him for only 50k if I keep him at her barn and promised we’ll be in the 1.5 meter class in 6 weeks.
What exercises can I do to get ready for the 1.5 meters? I currently do the 2’3" wannabe baby not too good Hunters but haven’t placed well due to politics and my current trainer holding me back. I feel my current horse is too young to stress with lead changes…he’s only 12.
This 19 year old should be ready to move on with.
What do I tell my current trainer to let him know he is holding me back and I am moving…and I have no intention of paying any bills before I go to somebody who just doesn’t see that the customer is always right.
Equit8or- Or you can just get a really high pommeled saddle, and you’ll either have the “Orgasmatron saddle” or “the Inverness Problem”.
I probably do need a new show name. I used some of each of his parent’s names. Mom was “Poorly Built” and dad was “Really Big”. I named him "Really Poorly. So the announcer, announces me as ,“Next on course #178, Linda McDaniel riding Really Poorly”
this is a cute story i would like to here more!!
Ha, Eventable, you don’t scare me! First of all, I no longer have hooves–I had them surgically replaced because the Manolos just wouldn’t fit…
Secondly, my sofa is already in the back yard (Regrettably this part is true. One reason I am sitting here in front of my computer is because it is in the only room in my house that has a floor in it at the moment–long story.)
Secondly… The moose already ate my begonias, so you’re too late. (This part is also true.They are quite fond of petunias, too.)
I have an idea! How about a moose for the BBQ? They come with their own built-in tooth picks! and the dangly bit under the chin makes a good Pinata!
Ok guys, I’m out of here for four days and won’t have internet access. See you at the trail ride and at the dressage show. Also during the four days, I’m going to be lunging my yearling every day for an hour at least, free jumping my 2 yo over a course of 5’ oxers (think I’ll back her while I’m at it) and riding my opinionated headshaker (in preparation for FindersKeepers) with a cattle prod (borrowed from neighbors), tacks on the nose band, a flash as tight as it will go, draw reins, a twisted wire bit made of barbed wire, the biggest spurs I can find, and an illfitting saddle.
So cheers!! To those in the US, have a good holiday weekend. To all others, have a good weekend period. 
just noticed all my misspellings…to drunk to care. sorry yha’ll
Sounds like a great place for a rodeo! Why don’t we just swim the horses behind boats? That would be great for their conditioning! Finders, none of the other fillygeldings have had any foalts?? Hmmm, I really need someone for team penning!
So I rode my pregnant mare last night (bred to Snor-Kal and Rambo Go Goldfishes for 2 foals!) and she seemed to get pretty tired. I only rode for 3 hours and jumped my 6’ jumps. What a wuss. I think swiming to NZ will fix her attitude!
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Oh Great! Just what we need, to turn this into another "crotch’ thread. 
Who here rides with Double D boobs? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hmmm…if jetsmom doesn’t, that could be the root of her problems! Maybe she should get a boob job!
Yup, page 8 butt pics are by far the best!!!
Ugh - it’s Monday? How did that happen? How did I get here? who found that video - I thought I had destroyed all incriminating evidence. IT’s bad enough that I got chased off my wonderful horse lovers’ sanctuary in Spokane without being hounded for it now. It’s been ten years already!
Has anyone not noticed that I have been missing?!?!?!?!
Everything is set for the Spaghetti Junction Hunter/Jumper Classic. Now remember, this is MY show, so I have hand picked the judges, who have already decided I will win all the classes.
The smegma bar is all set up–I have 984876 kegs of it, so we should be set. ANd don’t forget the BOSS bar.
I have to go get Pees O’ Sheet ready-my farrier is coming to stack his shoes.
HP: I’m brining flax seed, i grow it at home myself., because thats the only way to make sure it’s organic. I then grind it with some garlic and lavendar. I’d be happy to set up a stand at the show to sell my newer experimental mixes.
Will there be any animal communicators at the parade because I need someone to talk to Camoose and see if he thinks I should call him a vet…
