About that leg replacement…I was thinking… just saw off a jump standard to the correct heigh. That way you will fit in at shows and you can even decorate it if you want. That just increased the value of your horse by 200%, good job!
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even table: why does mcm get pics and not me? am i not worthy? considering mcm left your barn and fired you, you should be sending ME pics. duh </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
She likes me better. Duh. You really are having some blond moments today…I am so disappointed!
sure mcm as long as my BNT doesn’t come bbq the horse i dont own…because then i’d have to pay for it!!
where would i find another Frecor…the zoo perhaps
I just made a big batch of frumunda margaritas, they go really well with smegma jello shots.
Nobody has told me yet if there are any naked bareback calf roping classes, I guess I could ride my elk/trak cross in the freestyle naked polebending.
NEWS FLASH!!! I heard on the news this morning that the NATIONAL BBQ CHAMPIONSHIP is being held TOMORROW in GALAX, VA!!! There was no mention of resque meat entries so I think we need to enter this contest and take the Lear jet after the Posh H/J Speghetti Juntion show to Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalax and enter our refined secret resque BBQ!
Plus they did mention there would be blue grass music all day (uncooked resques like blue grass don’t they? Especially the ones from Kentucky?) and tripods in bib overalls!
Can we go? Please? Can we all go? Please? Aw, come on Please? 
We can sell lots of recipe books I’m sure! Please, please?!
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I know some horsie girls who do have something un petit peu lower…
Don’t forget lots of FRINGE! Judges loff fringe!!! And Pom-Poms! Gonna be hot as forty you know whats here this weekend but a cool front is coming through Monday. Just in time for the Green Berets to keep us warm.
Many of the vendors are complaining about lack of advertising so I’ve hired several small planes to advertise in both sky-writing and drag along advertisements and Snoopy, the Met Life Blimp will be here this afternoon. Hope those flamethrowers are under control by then.
We’re working hard on laying the ring correctly. Dang these medians…keep getting in the way. We’ve had to shoot hundreds of foul geese who have sauntered into our party and refuse to go away, so we’ve got them on ice for the Geese on a stick and drumsticks. We know the bikers (as in Hells Angels) are cresting the Blue Ridge Parkway now as every forest animal has fled into the Piedmont area damaging all the tobacco. News at 11.
[Reynard Ridge shakes her head sadly, feeling slightly nauseus. She regrets introducing the word “smegma.”]
The $700 Pony is a GIRL!
I don’t believe there is a word for THAT gunk. Perhaps, ladies, you should come up with one.
[And then she slinks away, knowing full well that she has unleashed the hounds of hell]
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I’m confused - we barbecueing the pony or the kid? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO
Orange – Not too much vinegar though…I like sweet things!
I have a Snorkel too!!! I’ll have to see if I can find the pictures!!
I chortled over the whole Snorkle thing!!! I’m going to have use that name for one of my mom’s long nosed Collies!!
VineyRidge–living in an old school bus means that you have to have your own ‘cult’ ala Charlie Manson. The issues of group…er…sex and all that would then raise it’s ugly head, and, face it, there is just NO TIME for all that nonsense when you are busy training for WTD and staking out proper trees to stake your rescue horses to.
I’d suggest you build a geo-dome out of old car hoods–and pick up trashed furniture off the curb on trash day in town. What day is trash day in Aiken, SC?
Horsehide makes a durable and attractive upholstery fabric (I’ve heard). I know it wears pretty well on my horses, and you know how rough they can be on themselves! Or–maybe make your OWN furniture! Wow, I envision pinto-hide chairs with actual horse legs as the…ah…legs!
However, if you do decide to start up a cult out there in swamps, with a school bus serving as home, look at all the help you’d have taking care of your rescues. Since you would be the…ah…leader of the cult, your personal duties would probably be nominal, at best. And overhead for wages, benefits, etc. would be nothing. You could even recruit to put cult members on the street corners in Aiken to panhandle for food and so on. They could also advertise the rescue and keep a weather eye for useful trashed furniture!
This could bring an entire new dimension to White Trash Dressage hereto unexplored: WTD as a pseudo-religious experience.
I believe you, Vineyridge, are the very person to strike the path to Enlightenment Through White Trash Dressage. I believe you should start working on the secret handshake right now.
Your Formerly Unenlightened Disciple
Poor Dr. David Reuben… if only he knew how bastardized his book title would become. I think we need to send him a 10% commission. There’s no statute of limitations on commissions, is there? So what if it was the Seventies…
(Uh-oh… does anyone else even REMEMBER him, or am I the only representative here of prehistoric times?)
Oh, and by the way, I will only use organic products. Does anyone have a source of organic smegma??? I’ll need names, addresses, SSN’s, first born male children, etc., etc.
And speaking of firstborn male children, I received a very cryptic e-mail from my son, sent from an Internet cafe in Alaska. He was going on and on about that helicopter supply drop he received out on the glacier. All right, fess up… who’s been adding BOSS to his trail mix??? And who slipped the horse clippers in there???
just have the outside of his foot rasped down, and then apply a lot of DMSO and slip some BOSS into his coffee in the morning. He’ll straigten out. Shopping for OTTB’s at the track has its drawbacks, but now you’ll know what to look for in confirmation next time you shop.
i havent been able to ride in like a week!!1 rain and hurricanes suck!!!
anyways my horse and i won the all you can eat resque buffet class!! he ate at least 16 horse!! go cannible horse!
JetsMom - don’t ya think it’s time for a title change?!?! This one is getting boring and to easy to find.
For an indoor, I’d say just make it small and simple: one mile by one mile should be good. But make sure you measure it in miles, not kilometers! 
HEY WHY DONT I GET A NAME!??!! 
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eggbutt – Ohhh…those classes sound great! One question: is a fillygelding really just asexual? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gosh I don’t really know! I’ll have to ask one of “them”. 
I’m not saying Eggbutt because you will come and steal him. Or call the animal police on me cuz he is so skinny, and I keep telling you that he is SPOSED to be skinny.
Jeesh.
Decided to read this while on a boring teleconference - bad call!! Had to hit mute because of the holding back the laughter sound effects!
