DeLapp – You stink!!!
I read through most of this thread and can’t make heads nor tails of it.
By the title it looks like you are looking for " victims" ?
You’re a bit slow - I thought I was fired at least 6 pages ago.
But while we’re being all open and honest, I’m sleeping with your father. And your brother. And both your boyfriends. Not to mention your stable-hand.
Jetsmom may be pissed we hijacked the thread and are taking it to HeLL in a handbasket. Where am I? It just got very dark…
Helen of NC:
I boarded a horse at Fort Bragg. The wash racks are right by the side walk , where many soldiers often walk by on their way to the store nearby.
One summer day, I was bathing my horse and he was very “relaxed” so I thought it would be a great time to clean that dirty sheath.
So, I am sitting on a bucket, cleaning my horses sheath…
3 soldiers walk by, and all start snickering. One says “Hey baby, how about do me next.”
I say, “After this, don’t you think I would be more than a little disappointed?”
Oh yeah, he was embarassed. Walked away with his “tail” between his legs so to speak.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
egg butt, im in! I have 3 rescue ponies in my back yard…good kiddie meals. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh My, I wonder what the prize is in the Kiddie Meal?!!!
Of course I didn’t get my BNT licence out of a cereal box. I sent away for it. YOu’re all just jealous because I am just so simply fantastic. And MCM wanted Flea Bag rapped, she just won’t admit to it. She was having trouble getting him over those rails on the ground again.
I was also thinking of doing my nipples, but I thought that would be uncomfy, too! L I have very sensitive skin, scar easily, etc…so I didn’t want to deal with it. It was hard enough to deal with all my ear stuff. When I was in England, I had to take out most my piercings or cover them up…BHS doesn’t allow you to ride with any jewelry except a wristwatch and a wedding band. It was hard to tape up most of my ear stuff…it’s all in nooks and crannies!
So how do I deal with drama at the barn? I seem to just be a magnet for people to come and spill problems to! I really don’t know why as I am always asking people how they are doing, that shouldn’t open up to a conversation on how the BNT is sleeping with everyone at the barn (which I already know because, well…I’m going to have his love child and then we can raise it to be the perfect pony child to ride the 342.56 million dollar ponies!!) Anyhow, I am not a drama fiend or anything, you guys know that I do not gossip at all!! 
Any clues how to get rid of these people? I should mention I have tried cattle prods, crazy stares, and my favorite making out with the BNT while they are chatting to me. Help me get rid of these people!
PS- anyone got any good dirt on Even Table?? I hear she is the next up and coming BNT and I want to be on her good side!
Here I am Finders!! I just had a really long journey to NZ and I never actually ended up there…
You all know the ice hunk melted and the horse/moose, fillygelding, foalt, Snap, Snap Go Goldfishes, and the Snor-Kal baby all were swimming as hard as they could. Well since most of them have some interesting deformities we ended up going in circles for 2 days. I got a nasty sunburn but eventually we ended up in that strange land called the USA. I swore I’d never go back! So here we are stuck on the west coast trying to figure out what to do and where to go. I’m thinking I shall become a BNT again but I think I need to apprentice for a while. I still have plenty of cash (and the BOSS Hertiage Fund is going strong!) so money is not an object! Who here can tell me of good barns around 300 miles from where I am (no idea where that is) how the school system is, get me a job, house, car? I don’t know mcm, I might have to actually sell Finders Snap Go Goldfishes instead of the free lease…I just don’t know what to do with all of these um horses (are they still horses??)
And here I was feeling bad I didn’t get to go to Vegas for World Cup. We’re on our way! Um, south, right?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Linny:
Oh Great! Just what we need, to turn this into another "crotch’ thread. 
Who here rides with Double D boobs? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I do I do! I keep telling my BNT that if she would get a boob job, and then sleep with the judge, while wearing her stacked heels, and cutback saddle, I would win next time!!!
Please define: “the Inverness Problem”.!!
Aww holly jeane, how kind of you to do that for me, just dont mess her up, I am a BNT now and will have to charge you a fortune if I have a lot of work to do next week.
There is NOTHING wrong with your 3 year old. Just switch disciplines to dressage, train him in the rollkur method and try your forst GP test this weekend!
mcm- Can you get someone to sleep with her by proxy? Maybe an 18 year old geek, that is 100 lbs over weight with bad skin, glasses, braces (with retainer), and stutters/drools. At that age you could dare him to, and most boys that age are eager to take someone up on a dare, plus he would be so grateful Even Table might end up with a FREE working Slave, err Student.
mcm - i have LJ - we can be friends! wooohooo! i’ll go harass you LJ right now! yessss!
table: me and you kept it goin yesterday! woohoo! we rock!
glad to see some people here…i was on 250 something when this thread started…how sad. interesting title jetsmom! sure we’ll get some attention now…not sure if thats a good thing…now more people will see that we are crazy and freaky…
I can see the headline now…
<span class=“ev_code_RED”>“Giant Tripod Twinkies from Outer Space!!!”</span>
World saved by hungry COTH BB’ers at Ft Bragg prom!
Mmmm… Giant Twinkies…
eggbutt – Samoas? Those are my favorite Girl Scout cookies!!! I always wanted to be a damned Girl Scout but there was no troop with room near me…waaahhh!!! Anyway, Samoas rock with a Smegma cooler and some Udder Crust Dip! Sorry about mentioning Swat…forgive me? 
naters – I read your thread about that “black gooey stuff” on your horses legs and all I could think of was SMEGMA!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
I have a question about the attire for the clinic/show. What should I be wearing, not so much for safety but to look really cool! I want to make sure I catch the judge’s eye before hand so I make a good impression. I already have that leopard saddle, what can I do to bling it up? And I should mention I already have real diamonds in my spurs so what goes with that combo? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
pasties and a thong?? 
