nice job eggbutt!
i’ve taught all my tripods to dance…and when i say that i taught them to dance, they know the following dances:
the hustle
the dance to thriller from 13 going on 30
all of the crazy moves from the end of Hitch…
and the end song from dirty dancing
anything else, they won’t know, but i think i got a few group ones, and a slow one, so they should be ok.
What heartfelt, touching stories! Someone call Oprah!
Of course horse poo didn’t feel the fly…she’s been downing smegma coolers all morning! I think this may be the time for an intervention…after getting lost from prom, etc. WE ARE HERE TO HELP!!
eat some BOSS with lunch, you’ll be fine
claire - you are over-qualified to train yearlings…i mean, 2 years…please. anyone can train yearlings. you don’t need to know how to ride. duh. maybe you could be the boss of all of the trainers. really, putting yourself in a job like that is asking for boredom. i mean, its sooo simple to train, you could do it in your sleep. maybe my mom can come train them for you. she thinks horses are pretty.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
nope. give it boss
oskaar - where be you in NC? cause i am nosy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
CLT. Why’d you defect?
hello??? [echo echo echo]…
this is depressing. how am i supposed to find out how to make my horses tail look thicker with duct tape if there is no one here?
Snap – I think 1 day old is old enough to start training, don’t you? I mean, doesn’t Monty Roberts train foals to ride 30 minutes after birth? I am glad to hear the saddle doesn’t fit! Mine almost fit Rambo Go Gold Fishes!!! I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I ordered an extra narrow tree but with the gullet extra extra wide. 
Luckly, I was able to find some gel pads and some other pads to make it fit badly. 
We are so going to win the tandem!!! I will wave to Cherry Hill!! L I am going to visit my friend…
He works Sunday so I am going to try to survive a day in Jersey by myself…should be interesting! JK
even table: i can’t believe you would ask me to pt you to gossip about my friend! if i’m going to talk crap about her, i’d just post it right here…duh. its no fun if we are the only ones that can read it.
flea bags a good flicka! the only socially embarrassing problem that i would think he would have is mcm…duh
Poor naters! We will fire up that resque and put a little more fuel on the fire for that special BNT who makes your life so much more enjoyable!
oh, and…
how can i post if i can’t ride? how would i know how to post? [delapp512 scratches mosquito bite and laughs about thread title to personality number 35]
and now back to your regularly scheduled program
this is what benadryl does…crack is whack.
'kay.
Finding the elusive double A’s… one of life’s simple pleasures.
even table: bling is worth whatever cost to your life…
fkeepers: i think you are correct. lets have a rescue class, and all but the winner will be resqued…
swell. just swell
also, it is mandatory that prior to each class you enter, you must go to the schooling ring, in plain sight of the judge, and beat the living daylights out of your mount. then go in the ring w/out a crop and pat your flicka after every jump…then after the class, go back into the schooling ring and beat it until the lightbulb burns out.
I like to add some fresh peppercorns and a little garlic to Oskaar’s recipe…I mean feed programme, for that perfect no fuss steak au poivre flavour.
harumph, my secret agenda-exposed 
I shake my heavily jeweled, perfectly manicured DQ fist at you 
O snap, i’m sure smegma coolers are in order!
I think I’d rather my mare be refered to as a cow than a freak…that’s my girl’s nickname. She’s actually from japan, thats where the reference in my life story came from. They shipped her over here to race and then made her a baby factory, and i pulled her off the auction truck, and what thanks do i get?? maybe i should resque her…shes very ungrateful…
okay monkey cookie monster but make sure thay you use the draw riens for at LEAST and 2 hours after school
WHO CARES ABOUT RYAN???
it’s all about Steven from Laguna Beach “the REAL OC”
oh boy…
even table…everyone has the inverness problem. duh duh duh…
mcm. go back into your hole…i said hole…haha…we liked it when you weren’t here…
well, not really. the night shift suffered. welcome back.
OH my goodness…we have another “places to ride, vet, barns, farriers in Atlanta” posting…somehow our thread isn’t so weird any more…we can just keep repeating and repeating and repeating again. Can someone tell me about BOSS and give me a fly spray recipe?
Omo como vey
Ok - this is serious for a minute…what is:
resepine?
Since we’re already on Page 2, isn’t it time for an “UPDATE” in the title?!!
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