Oh there I tried white and still didn’t show up - dang I’m still stupid.
PROM NIGHT!!! YEAH!!!
I can’t wait to dance to the Dirty Dancing song with my date, Ryan from the OC! “I had the time of my life…” I am going to look so pretty in my Janet Jackson Super Bowl dress! Just watch out for those wardrobe malfunctions! 
I have it all rigged to malfunction in sync with the tripods doing their clicker trained dance! 
DeLapp – When should we meet to go to your Aunt’s single wide? Will she mind if I smoke a few cigars while she does my hair?
RR – Is the $700 Pony ready to pull Ryan from the OC and I to the prom in a chuckwagon?
Well, I have to go…the horse communicator is coming in a few minutes to talk to my 17.8h fell pony: he won’t eat and keeps rolling and looking at his sides. I know he’s trying to tell me something, but I don’t know what!!! Oh…must bring a few smegma coolers for the communicator!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
The author of a book my sister and I used to sneak from my dad’s underwear drawer:
http://www.cnn.com/books/news/9902/11/sex/ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He wrote it in 1969…hahahahahahaha.
Sorry, I am done being childish.
Oh wait, Nope.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
I can just vision tripods in the ocean…wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ahh… What about the mast?
Honking sound? I experienced more of a deep-belly grunting sound as I went for my morning jog…
deLapDance – Oh no…I’m almost scared that I asked!!! LOL Maybe we can bet even table, Snap, etc to join us on LJ! That way if this thread is closed we can be crazy together anyway!!!
Mine is on the “hey, you know how we made that pact to get married…turns out I’m gay!” episode. He was going to be on the “I’m dating your Mom and she’s pregnant episode”, but there were certain issues in that (a) he wasn’t dating my Mom (b) my Mom isn’t a man and ©she is well past child-bearing. No hillbilly pregnant 16 year olds in my family, nosir…at least not in my mother’s generation
Sure, let’s all have it on the lawn at my place.
o and, i was thinking, rather than wear numbers, how about we buy twinkle toes and use that to put numbers on the horses’ rear ends, i think its much classier.
Finders, your fillygelding is doing fine my baby who you sent out west with a BNT. I hear the trailer did break down but the fillygelding was such a trooper they just threw it in the trunk of a car and poked holes so it could breath. I think the stuffy air is doing wonders for all the cuts from the duck/goat/barbed wire incident. Still not sure if I am going to commit to buying it yet. I know it is perfect and over priced and what more could I want, right? Well I just have to check with a few more tripods to see which one should be paying. I’m still using the black mailed credit card for the deposit though.
But now I need some advice on breeding fillygeldings! How do you ensure a fillygelding, isn’t there some string test or something?? BOSS? I want to make sure it is a fillygelding as that market is really hot right now!
I’m in for a rodeo! I know nothing about them so it will be tons of fun. I will have to find a bronc to buck me sky high (oh wait, I know some of them already). Nothing like a good resque while waiting for your event!
ooh we should have a rodeo!!! Awesome idea finderskeepers it will be SO fun!! What better barrel horse than a tripod?
House is in Aiken, its huge, the living room would fit a dog size and a horse size bbq pit comfortably.
These guys are rodesian ridgebacks (sp) so they are really big, and could feed a lot of people… if we go for the chopped bbq though, let me get my shoe out first!!! 
~Amy
Proud member of “if I had a mare, it would be a ho AND eat shoes” clique
naters - mare in question would handle this parade like a pro!
OK, so let’s see if this works.
I wouldn’t worry too much about the brother’s baby - parenting probably won’t be his thing and it’ll end up getting left accidentally at the supermarket.
As a newbie, and a suck-up (redundancy is my middle name… and my last), let me just say that you damn well better warn me next time you’re planning to do this, so I can be prepared with the Depends! Laughed so hard I nearly squirted like one of my ever-in-season mares! (Hope this latter reference doesn’t offend…)
Note to self: Kegels…
egg <span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>butt</span> – Haha! Hmmm…maybe I should send my crazy 12hh 10 y/o Shire to a trainer who uses Scientology techniques… Then again, he’s make a good burger!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Bascule Baby:
What does the title of this thread mean? I havent’t had time to follow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Jetsmom, Even Table, eggBUTT, if people are asking this… its time to change the title!!!
No problem guys, I trust you all completely!!
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That about it, anything else?
Ohh, the blackmail card! Amex 333334324234234 exp 12/08 code: 6632
Please help the BOSS Heritage Fund!
I’d ask what BOSS was…but egg BUTT’s research is finally bringing an end to that question.
O please, this is simple, you just need to clicker train the beast!!!..and perhaps the judge needs to sleep w/ your BNT as well.
HP, are you sure? I mean really sure? On the dressage forum they said you simply must know the correct size before roasting. I’m just trying to do the right thing and learn something and all I get in return is a snarky comment…I was just trying to learn something.
If Oreo is slaughtered a few days before he’s cooked and given a ride to the stove in an double decker aluminum cattle trailer, he will be well “ripened”, which in meat parlance is the equivalent of “well hung” fresh meat. It’s the aging process that goes on in a couple of days at the South’s 110 degree temperatures in that will tenderize Oreo for the banquet.
Now stallions don’t need to be ripened that way; they are stove ready, as it were.
