Eggbutt - I am SOOO disappointed! I thought it stood for Bohemian Organic Saddlebred Steak ???
Man, and I was SO hoping to feed that to my horse!!! 
Whiskey Lullaby: that’s funny. They even had a sign! Maybe we should have “hung” a sign on the principals neck??
I knew Oreo was still around! Oreo is how I found this thread in the first place.
Oreo - does Hanky have to wear roller skates when teaching you rollkur? I sure wish I could have seen that sommersault! Good job!!!
snap- How about beet pulp smoothies?
mcm- Spotted is definitely better than blanketed, I don’t use blankets when being a Ho 
I’m not sure, but I think I was followed home by a van with men wearing white coats. If I suddenly disappear will someone come break me out of the local mental facility? I don’t want to miss the show!!
Yes, but is he forward?
How much suspension? And not when he bucks, dammit!
OK, who’s the one with the sarchasm sig line? I sooooo need it! Or maybe MCM’s just tired?
Hey, I’m tired too. How come I don’t get to go to bed now. Apart from the obvious answer that it’s 4 o’clock on a weekday afternoon here.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by PMU mom:
I knew Oreo was still around! Oreo is how I found this thread in the first place.
Oreo - does Hanky have to wear roller skates when teaching you rollkur? I sure wish I could have seen that sommersault! Good job!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
PU mom, how you know? hanky wear rollkur skates as feet drag ground when she ride her favorite pony. keeps legs behind … make pony more forward.
They’re 5’. Which puts my horse at a disadvantage, because he only has 4 feet.
Hmmm, Paducah is a little far away for me to crash. 
If you need flax to add to the dish, I have plenty! Next time, I’ll bring my racking horse. I’m sure finderskeepers will have taught her to rack by then.
oh its PROM DAY its PROM DAY! LALALALALA
I’ve gotta meet ol mcm to get our hair done and nails, and go pick up my dress that is neon orange with brown polka dots, plus my rhinestone 8 inch spike heels, and i have to make sure all of the tripods have suits.
for those of you that requested a tripod, they are being sent this morning.
prom starts at 8, in new jersey. the prom committee and those wishing to help decorate need to be there at 8:43, because everyone actually coming to the prom is a cool kid + date, so they will all be fashionably late and arrive at 8:45.
please bring as many rescues, dogs, and run over moose as you can fit in your geo trackers, and double deckers. we don’t want to run out of meat like at the 4th bash.
if you are bringing something, bring lots of it. i don’t want to have to make a barn run at 11:30 because someone forgot their smegma or udder crust.
see you all at the prom. don’t forget your bibles if you’d like to pray when mc hammer gets there…
i rekon i should go find my horse now…he wondered off last night, and left a note mumbling something about too much sheath cleaning and UFOs…oh well. do you think i should call the vet? or loure him back with citronella fries? or maybe i can look up the nearest horse communicator?
if anyone needs a ride, myself and my 15 tripods will be heading to prom via Lear Jet ( i have sooo many tripods because they have to show the other tripods how to do the dance from dirty dancing, plus they will be working my bbq pit), so i’m leaving from bristol, but i can pick you up from nc up to nj if you need a ride. please limit 2 tripods per person, as i don’t want to overload the jet. thanks, and sorry this was soooo long…PlEaSe DoN’t FlAMe Me! SoRrY aGaIn!!!
BOSS is also an aphrodesiac when combined with flax. I will make a few “special” cookies for those of us girls in desperate need of a tripod 
just to make sure we get what we want/need
Pookie is 3 weeks old so I think we are OK.
I haven’t ridden over fences since about 1987 and never could find a spot in 20 years of jumping before that - is that going to be a problem? I think I was just nervous - but they have better drugs these days right? Or should I stick with smegma coolers?
But do any of them fit - because you lose points if they do. 
I am almost to the rodeo-it is cramped in the Honda del Sol, but we will make it.
Is anyone interested in a Westpfersnitchelgrandes crossed with Snor-kal–that could be a brilliant cross!
I have an idea about the Weed-B-Gone–how about some Rice Bran? I am sure that will take care of it!
Snap – I ordered our Hermes saddles today! I got them custom made. It’s okay that I don’t know your horse’s measurments (or yours!) since the point is to collect as many ill-fitting saddles as possible.
appaloosalady – Speaking of credit cards, my BNT says you owe me a few million for some work she did. See, she owes me money so she wants you to pay me.
egg BUTT – May I buy some special cream? But could you make me an extra strength formula by adding more BOSS? Thanks!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
eggbutt – Samoas? Those are my favorite Girl Scout cookies!!!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
THAT’S IT! Thank you mcm! I bet you’ll NEVER eat a samoa again without wondering for just a second about the ingredients!! 
Just imagine…a hint of “bean” mixed into the dough could add so much <span class=“ev_code_RED”>special</span>flavor! And baked with Parkay margarine, what more could a good Girl Scout organization want?
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>In response to the time out:</span>
I was going to say the same thing! I can’t seem to take any of this board seriously.
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Time in!</span>
Now folks, what about those other quality judges like Judge Joe Brown, and the guy from Texas Justice? Hey, why don’t we get Jerry Springer! We have the WTD people and we are already deservant of our own Springer show at this point!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DMK:
Personally I think a moderator should just step in and shut this thread down, but not before she shows incredible favoritism to a few select posters, then bans the rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
tcha! spewing (sucking up to moderator)
Don’t forget about SWEDISH MEATBALLS and SADDLE Sweet BREDS – mm-mmm good! Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer WHeiner…can you say Bavarian Warmblood? Perhaps a nice Heffawiesen (sp) would go better with the wheiners.
I have no meat tenderizer 
It is going to ride my obese Brittany spaniel.
It needs a name!
How do I trip him? Can someone please tell me how? 1000 times to make sure I quite understand it?
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