Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[Tiramit]

I cannot believe the OP has been allowed to show with that much bute in her horse’s system!!! Where are the stewards??? Obviously the problem is that the poor horse has developed an ulcer and needs emergency chiropractic / accupuncture / massage therapy as well as swimming sessions and a 50 gallon drum of corn oil ASAP!!! Also, pull that horse’s shoes as everyone who’s anyone knows that horseshoes are the devil’s work and also cause ulcers and severe back pain.

Shame on you, jetsmom, for trying to compete on an animal in severe pain!! You can make amends by getting that horse a good, balanced hoof trim + the above mentioned therapy. IF you order these treatments right away, you will get your superstar back in the ring by the 2009 show season.

[buff4948]

Whew, I’m still beat from Prom. I just got home and haven’t showered yet.

My tiara fit great!!! AH it’s good to be the Queen. You like me - you guys really like me!!!

I think the most memorable part was when MCM boob fell out of her tube top and she tripped over the Gypsy Vanner’s 9 foot high stacked shoes then when she landed on her chin and we all noticed that she wasn’t wearing any panties!!! Not even a thong…that was great!!!

[Sue_from_Auckland]

They aren’t lying, but you have to train the horse to lie down so you can do it.

[Kat_the_Horse]

Hundredacres, please tell me that is NOT an emoticon of your hand, as in n|n?

Do we have any reports from the party? I smell barbeque!

[mcm7780]

even table – So you’re saying that we can’t trust that what you say in any other situation will hold at least some truth in another?! Hmmm…interesting… hehe Anyway, time for this little smegma cooler drinker to go to bed. I got some cool udder crust flavored toothpaste!!! Yum!!!

[eggbutt]

Purgason’s ---- Heck Yeah!!! Cinda and Margot and Randall and everyone! Best smell in the world!

[eggbutt]

Dang, that was good Jetsmom!!! What would we do without emoticons?

Can someone tell me a good way to get rid of flies? Ticks? How about beet pulp? Ever eat any?

[jetsmom]

Can You tell I was having a boring Monday?

[eventable]

Do you think if we keep including JOhnny Depp in this thread, it’ll appear on Google when we enter his name? I’m going to go try that out.

[mcm7780]

EVEN TABLE!!! I’ve found your new boyfriend for you!!! Here’s his picture! You guys are going to have cute tripods once you do your “dressage” test!

[buff4948]

Isn’t it time for a name change and a new title?

Maybe the OP is out loungeing or is it longeing or lunging her horse for the 4th straight hour.

[eggbutt]

Holly Jeanne, Don’t bother memorizing your test for our I-40 Dressage Grand Prix, we’ll ask the NC Department of Transportation to give you step by step instructions on each movement on the “amber alert” highways signs our tax dollars have generously paid for.

Now, who shall we get for judges?

[eventable]

MCM - you are way bad. I mean, sure, I ate Flea Bag, but that’s no reason not to email back. After I sent you all those lovely pictures as well!

My finger just fell off. Should I call the vet or will craft glue work?

[eventable]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Considering he’s rafting the rivers of Alaska right now (having survived the glacier climb), he’d have to take one mighty big wrong turn… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Those Alaskan rivers have some pretty strong currents - and there’s not much between here and Alaska bar a few migratory whales.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Oh, and he’s rather attached to that facial hair of his… and I seem to recall an expressed preference for a less hirsute model. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe I only asked if there was a face underneath. Not too worried about beards - they tickle deliciously

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>If he only knew what his mom was up to in the way of offering him up in a VERY public forum, on this of all threads… dear God!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Let’s have a fundraising auction to buy more resques, with Helen’s son as a prime lot

[horse_poor]

Eggbutt, don’t you be stealing my ideas about fattening up rescues–it is MY idea. I am a strong believer that if you work and prepare in advance, the payoff is indeed worth it.

By the way, I thought the huge 4th event was great! I managed to sell my camoose and both of her babies for 5.7 million! But I did not come home empty handed-I brought home a fabulous 19.8 hh sabino cremello draft cross.

We had a but of a problem on the way home–the Geo Storm quit running. But that is ok-I just put it in the trailer and used the Chevette I brought along for an emergency and it also doubles as a golf cart for shows.

Did anyone else get the following comment on your test from Judge Judy: “Listen, you could live to be a hundred years old but you will nevah be smartah than me.” Or was it just me?

[naters]

Eggbutt, really…

BOSS = Browned Over Saddlebred Steak (or something like that, I cant find my post on it )

[DeLapp512]

uh, i hate to break it to you even table, but i wont be ready in an hour…maybe 2? surely the lear jet air traffic will be a little higher than normal, with the show coming up, so it will probably take more like 2 hours to get from NZ to virginia…duh.

mcm - you still don’t have a good nickname [insert evil laugh here]

[blueboo]

Hey RR - I’ll trade you my banana for that last twinkie

[eventable]

Stubben Siegfried flat seat. and if you use that disclaimer, I’m going to have to charge you, since I was the one who wrote it

[Hammar]

blink I don’t get it…