I will see if I can gather some more…
Eggbutt: You have to pick from the front though, because from the back they all look the same ! Except when wearing chaps, then from the back they can look a little different!
what’s with the soap opera dudes? Give me Trace Adkins any day! Talk about one tall drink of water 
eventable- of course I will bling out my GPA!! What color rhinestones and lace do you think would go with the purple and gold coats… we don’t want to look tacky
Appy Lady – We could nickname you Spotted Ho… (You know, cause Appys have spots and ladys can be hos…) 
oh, and horselvr:
don’t worry about the shoe. just super glue it back on, along with a few more stacked on there. take duct tape to the show just in case. give him some boss tonight.
duh.
does anyone else find it amusing that on my first post on this thread, which i think is on page 3 or so, my “posts” count was at 296? i do…i’ve posted 118 times on this thread…i’m sure the same is true for many of you…
you see, i don’t really care about all of your stupid horse problems, i’m just trying to get to the next karma level soon…hehe…alternative plans…you’ve all been fooled! [insert evile laugh here] - and no, that wasn’t evil. that was e-vile
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
I guess we can give Freedom all of the leftover horse heads from the BBQ, so she can put them in people’s beds!
Welcome Freedom! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good one there !
I have a nice godfather. He only puts human heads in other people’s beds! LOL Were you planning on roasting anyone I know ?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
Did he wear THREE socks??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Was he a tripod??
its worse when you are 5 and you find something in your parents closet and then bring it out and let everyone over for the bbq see what you have!!! yup i was a cool little kid i didn’t just find it i revealed it to the WHOLE world!!
oskaar ooohhh me too!!! Geez who would have thunk it at my age?
I’m so excited. I got out my rhinestone Western Pleasure outfit did my 80’s big hair and put on lots of facial goop. I have big gawdy earrings.
My gelding - the Prom King - has had his wiskers plucked, his mane primped and is tugging on his white speedo. Whoo he looks fab!!!
The pimped out trailer is ready to go. I was having trouble with my truck so I’m going to pull it with our John Deere Lawn mower. Do you think that it will be a problem? I filled it up with BOSS and flax seed to give it that highway edge.
I also had cup holders put on to hold our smegma and udder crust drinks. And had a jump seat put in for my BNT.
See ya all there!!!
You’re supposed to tie the reins to her knees so she learns to give to the bit. That will also keep the reins from tangling. It will also teach her not to panic if something wraps around her legs.
We can have a memorial service for DMK – in a bar of course with pitchers of margaritas. I am happy to bring a pate in the shape of a snake. Then we can cry while eating and drinking like this cryingwhileeating
Warning: Spencer’s video may cause the cat next to your keyboard to run screaming into the other room. Not that I would ever hijack a thread or anything…
Two words, findeight: draw reins. That’ll cure all of your troubles. You can jump in them too!
MCM- Can you get me one of those Hermes saddles too? I think I need it for our new jumper career.
I am all tired from piaffing around at G. I don’t understand those jumper judges - they said something about deeper, but isn’t that rolkur and therefore bad?
Jesse’s not too fond of furrin’ imports… we’d best tell ‘im that Jamaican critter is from the good ol’ US of A, you know, like South Florida. Uh, hmmm… never mind.
Of course - a BNT told you it so it must be true.
MCM, I was rapping Flea Bag this morning in the manege and one of his legs fell off. So you may have ot take the Friesian yearling to Rolex. Hope this suits. Also, if you don’t pay your board fees by 4 o’clock, I’ll be donating both Flea Bag and Jumpsnuttin to the local barbeque…I mean horse rescue.
Can we have the PETA people come to the rodeo?
Since they are People Eating Tasty Animals, we could serve resque ba- be- que to them.
They’d like that.
eh, we aint scured of no maaaaafia posters! we got tripods!
plus, its lots of fun to post on here, and its nice to meet “friends”, so posting on other boards and threads is a little more fun when you have a feeling of the people behind the names.
speaking of which, where is everyone…just because its saturday night, and i’m sitting at home watching ‘how to loose a guy in 10 days’ whilest posting on here doesn’t mean that everyone else can abandon post! jeez! so mcms off in like NJ or something, and well, i dunno where eeveryone else is…so i’ll just post and have a conversation with myself…of course, everyone else will come back monday morning while i have to work…boooo
ps - i won my 8’ grand prix lead line class…we had to give even TABLE fluids via IV due to sheer exaustion from running around a course of jumps…i thought i did great. i won the top prize which was $4.95! woooohoo! plus snor-kal won a cooler, and even TABLE got IV fluids…looks like everyone won…well, cept for the people i beat. duh.
A little late joining in, as I have been out of town for the past week.
Can we move prom down to NC? I really think Jersey is a little too upscale. The Waffle House in Mooresville would be a great morning after breakfast. They even sanitize the silverware at the table (glass of hot water), so you know it’s clean! I have been dying to try my hashbrowns smothered, covered, and smegma-ed.
Eventable, I will gladly pick you up if we can beach it for a few hours before prom. I got rid of the Lear though–too small, and I get claustrophobic. My new Citation Ultra has rescue foal skin seats, and they are like buttah.
Who’s up for Rusty Trailer Bombs? Drop a shot glass of BOSS into a pint glass of Udder Crust and chug. It’s a great way to start out a rescue bbq. Oh, and my BNT’s sister’s BNT’s ex gay lover’s brother in law’s gardener knows John Boy, so I will take care of the grillin sauce.
Well, I’m wearing a black thong with sparkly fringe that is at varying lengths from hip bone length to 4" above knee length. The fringe is dark rainbow multicolored so the effect will be really pyshodelic as I dance with my tripod(s). My top is a bustier (also black) with the stays the same sparkly stuff. Now, all these are a size 24 so they should be pretty noticable. I like to be dressed lightly cause I sweat a lot and I figure it’s gonna be hot on the dance floor. I’m wearing 6" spiked heels with a horse shoe emblem on the toe…they are flip flop 6" spikes. To add to the ensemble, I’m wearing elbow length foal skin gloves (in black of course) with the fingers cut out. Chandelier earrings made of horse shoe nails with flax seed and BOSS hot glued to them for effect. My hair will be cornrowed with irredescent yarn with my tiara sewn in so it will stay on top of my head. We (me, 3 tripods, 3 Gypsy Vanners borrowed from Jetsmom, 4 Ridgebacks and 7 Golden Retrievers) are arriving via military chinock helicopter precisely at 9:45 PM. The vanners will be outfitted with side saddles, twinkle toes and carrot sticks for control…clickers will be braided into parts of their mane for easy access. The tripods will be wearing matching thongs, although my seamtress is having trouble with the position of the pouch to not interfere with the 3rd leg. Should be lookin’ good!
We’ll also be bringing some 8 track tapes I have in the barn that we’ve all been practicing with this morning. Been gluing tiny mirrors on the dicso balls all morning. Should be dry in time for the dance.
Who’s bringing the crepe paper streamers?
Even table – Really?!? That’s pretty cool! I once made an Application to be Affiliated with me.
