Aw - we’ve got Sabby and Helen…two relative newbies! Welcome aboard!
Can anyone tell me which boots to buy for a wide calf and long shin?
OK everyone, I have the phone in my hand, let’s put it to a vote - do I need to call the men in white coats to come for deLapp?
i rekon i’ll wait for buff and mcm to get here before anything is decided…but if we build it, everyone betta come!
did i miss something in NC about a reporter reporting about horses lying down? i am confused, but thats nothing new…someone clarify for me…
even TABLE…hangovers can most def last more than one day. duh. the last one i had…well, i was pretty sure that my hangover had a hangover…ugh. that’ll be the last one of those for quite awhile…
oh, ps, snor-kal is getting kinda skinny. if he gets skinny (and when i say skinny, i mean only 200 pounds overweight), what should i give him to gain weight. i can’t let him get too skinnny because if he becomes useless to ride, i can at least eat him…
well, us coool kids have to work in the morning, so we are gonna go to bed (note: ‘us’ and ‘we’ refer to delapp512’s many personalities) so we can function in the morning…not that you need to function to work at a day camp…
moving on…one of my tripods made me angry this afternoon on the lear jet trip home from the show, so i pushed him out…if anyone finds a tripod between NJ and VA, you can keep him. though he may be slightly squished…though i did hear that tripods were like cats…always land on their…feet…
well, you know, you remember that old saying about those who can, do, those who can’t, teach…
Dang June…I must be beginning to take this thread seriously! I had to really THINK about your post till I got it! FlashDARK – got it! 
Wonder what kind of batteries it would run on? Neverready?
This thread is killing my (I am sure) tarnished, I mean, spotless reputation 
My latest post:
http://chronicleforums.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5566064631/m/736208496
even table – Is it really Friday and about 11:30 pm where you are? I’m jealous! (Well, only for now!)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
so you are saying that the title should be named after you??? no! you are not cool enough, becuase you did not list twinkies…i think it should have something to do with chaps or tripods.
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Ohhh man…them fightin’ words, lil missy! We may have to take this outside! You be nice or I ain’t going to vote for you to be on the prom comittee!!! LMAO
I was jsut thinking that was one hell of a rich canary–$6 million buys a lot of cuttlefish.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Sent. I’m feeling a bit peckish… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yep, the after prom was crazy wasn’t it
Proud member of the new Resque clique
thanks eggbutt, i was also thinking about tying her back legs to her front, that has helped in breaking ponies for me before. Ok I’m going back down to the barn to set off some fireworks in her feed bucket so she gets used to them.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Who here rides with Double D boobs? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, not too many ever since that venom thingie…
RHF - Rambo has excellant form over that jump!!! Did you teach him that? If so I’d like you to be my BNT and maybe we can go Rock Hound Hunting.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Perhaps you need to ask one of the hunter BNTs to do it for you (I mean her)? You see, I’m an eventing BNT. Quite a different kettle of BBQ. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class=“ev_code_PINK”>eventer BNTs have cooties…ewww</span>
eventable, i keep looking at your name and going, “even table”, what the heck…i think i like it more, and will just refer to you as even table…muahahaha
i have an extra tripod you can borrow for the prom eventable…he has a jet so he can pick you up as well. i think that he could change the upholstry in the jet to your color specifications by saturday if you wish…i’ll call him and tell him…
he was scheduled to be on this coming episode of jerry springer, but it got moved back to next weekend. his was the ‘i’m dating your mom, and she’s pregant with my baby’ episode. which one is yours on?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
Don’t you read the labels, SWAT is not to be used on any horse intended for “resque” </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
my ‘resque’ term is actually being used! woohoo! and i just thought it was funny because i had one too many smegma coolers! can i be the founder of the “Rescue + Barbeque = Resque” Clique!?~!?~?~?!??!?!?!?!
by the way, could someone please tell me what BOSS is again? jeez.
OH PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE can we invite Johnny Depp? I’ll give up 7 1/2 tripods if we can!! Especially if he’ll come in his Pirate’s git-up.
Helen, just use the hay bale twine from your trip instead of side reins. Works every time.
Off to kill the flies…
if yous gonna start up a cult, make sure that when you kill your horses after the house, er school bus falls on em, that you cover em up with purple blankets and put nikes on em. nothin like a copy cat cult. so then your horses souls can go take a ride on a space ship…woohoo!
if your cult is rather small, you could start out with a short bus…a little cheaper, and if it does fall, should only kill a few of your horses, and it should be easier to drag to your white trash dressage shows…do they have rules about cult entries?
if so, you can tell them that there is something wrong with your short bus, and to please stand under the bus, er, check under the bus for something wrong…
