o thats right! a date! hmmm take the benadryl for sure, and i know this sounds stupid…but make apaste of water and meat tenderizer, it will help the itching and reduce swelling. I know for a fact it works on bee stings, its worth a try.
I like that! Grass-hoppaaa!!
Does it matter that the most martial arts I ever did was biting my older brother’s feet when he would beat up on me? 
Yes, I too have a life story, but I will have to gather up my courage and gird my loins…both of which were pretty well wrecked by the recent exams… Someone remind me WHY I decided to go back to school? Maybe one of you psychologist/psychiatrists/whatever?
Oh, and I think the climax of…er…GoldTripod should be the rodeo! You might have to have spaceships crashing into the resques, but after all, that should bring them to about medium-rare, right? Duh.
Is anyone else wearing their studded GPA to the prom cuz I am…
and how many people frequent the eventing board? like 5? if its anything like the dressage one…
whaddya do at work TABLE…maybe i should just start calling you table dancer, eh?
hmmm, i get to play with horses for one of my 2 college degrees? i get to take purty photos for the other part…my dog is purty. i have lots of jandals, aaaand…thats all. bah. beat THAT
MCM - Oreo was a fat horse, oh somewhere about where the I40 7/4 parade was going on. I think we barbecued him. Hard to remember through the smegma cooler haze.
MCM how could you forget we are partners?!! By the way, Bleed U Dry was able to get you a penguin lined jacket and he charged your account accordingly and may have taken a small bonus for himself.
So the baby is getting ready for her 6’ leadline class and child under 1 division but she can’t handle the pressure! I am training her 23 hours a day and she keep crying and I can’t get her to stop! I told her she is 1/2 tripod so she was born to do this but she just kept crying. I tried BOSS and flax cookies, even a touch of smegma cooler (just a drop!) but nothing is working.
Should I call the vet?? Farrier???
She has to win her classes, I don’t care if it costs me $5565 million dollars. OK, well I do have to have the $$ for the pony fillygelding but I am taking that on trial so that means I never have to pay, right?? Please help!
Prom in NJ what a splended idea!!! I’m sure my gelding will be prom king in his white speedo!!! All though he do look funny with his shower cap on in the water. He doesn’t like his forlock to get saltwater wet and bleach out.
Do you think BOSS would help that?
OK guys here is the deal-sorry I have not been here-was practicing the tandem hunters with Pees O’ Sheet and my lump and the obese Brittany Spaniel.
The game part of the show has already started, as it is rush hour, and what better time to play “Dodge the Dodge?” I am getting ready to open the all you want BOSS bar. The grills are heating up for the resque, so bring your BBQ sauce.
As far as vendors, Pocket Trainer of course will be there, along with all the bling vendors, and new to many of you will be the “Minnesota Nice” vendors, which will show you how to be Minnesota Nice, which really is not nice at all. There will also be a vendor selling the MN State Bird, which of course is the Mosquito-be sure and make sure it is a LICENSED vendor if you choose to buy one because we all know the sad stories about mosquito mills and the cruelty that takes place in them. 
The prize list is hanging all over around Spaghetti Junction and the next class will be put on the Amber Alert boards-look at the nearest overpass or lampost for the list.
I just got word that Judge Judy, Judge Mathies, and the dude from Texas Justice will be our offical judges. Luckily Judge Judy in my BNT. Oh, and Nancy Grace not only will be our announcer, but will be making objective commentary as well.
It is VERY hot here, guys, so make sure to bring PLENTY of smegma coolers.
Oh does anyone know anything about electrolytes. DO you think I should call the vet?
BUt curly fries with cheese go so well with resque spare ribs. You have no idea how much I crave Jack in the Box - there isn’t one between here and California. If I was still living in WA, I wouldn’t want it at all. That’s a pretty critical case of Murphy’s Law
it took me like 3 days to read this whole thread, and my keyboard will be sticky forever due to the massive amounts of sweet tea and lemonade that i have spewed all over it while trying not to wet myself…oh and now there’s some smegma and udder crust on there too!
buff4948 - can you pimp out my trailer too?? and then i can pull it to prom with my volvo station wagon!
thanx for all the laughs guys…oh and i think i need to join the Confused Member of the “What is BOSS?” Cult…er…CLIQUE because i am totally lost on that one.
but if it can cure my 3-legged OTTB then i’m all for it!!
Dare I say “Heidi HoHoes?” I believe the sticker-picking dwarfs are about one Heidi HoHo in height.
I’m just about to get fired–reading this while typing case interview doesn’t compute with my coworkers. I was just asked “why are you crying???”
I need to get my horse to drive from behind more - I was thinking of strapping some fireworks to each hock but should they be pointed down or up?
I hadn’t thought of such a creative solution, good job! It does sound like everyone would win, but they still may want more of a percentage, I suggest just paying and not questioning where the amount came from, that way everyone stays happy and unaware.
mcm, you are trying to take over my partnership with horse_poor! I’d be mad but it is only the propper thing to do at a hunter show. I’ll fight you for the spot, however I will expect a finders fee if you win.
Holly Jeanne,
Since Long Leaf has not shown up yet (maybe the Miata cannot pull a trailor after all?) I’d like to take you up on the offer. We are still at the truck stop off exit #67 in Franklin, TN and have just woken up (do you have a spare toothbrush?) and Oreo is looking hungry. The Jack sounds like a great idea too as maybe now we can find out the sex of Oreo as we are not sure what is beneath all the layers of fat. I cannot tell from the slide show for the Monster truck if there is a gun rack although I do have my AK47 with me in case we come across a coyote (or a Tennessee Tree Walking coon hound) that needs dealt with so bring yours along just in case and any ammo you can spare. What are you packing btw?
Cannot wait to see you all at the parade. I’m sure there will be lots of fireworks so I know there will be LOTS of saddlebred people there too with their 3 year olds.
Taht would be because he is UNDER the rainbow bridge. He’s still building a tall enough antenna…
OH NO! It’s War of the Worlds on the COTH BB! Everyone is dropping like flies! Now we’ve lost 1-800…and Jetsmom and Helen are missing! Oh no! Could Tom Cruise be involved? No, certainly not, he doesn’t believe in chemical imbalance and lord knows we’re all totally chemically imbalanced on this board!
Bye 1-800 
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Nobody noticed that I was missing either
Snap – A penguin for a BNT? How cool…I bet you are going to start a new hunter fad!!!
DeLappDance – I’m so cool that I don’t need a nicename! 
RHF_cSi – Well, I have been calling you CSI, does that count as a new name?
Well, my work has my computer set up so I actually have to work… So I will check back in again in a few hours.
Jetsmom,
You aren’t getting jaded are you? 
We have both been here long enough to know that this BB runs in cycles and it is just going through a bad one right now!
Please tell me we weren’t like that back at Fox Hollow!
Kristen
