Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[DeLapp512]

mcm, er, mullet girl…stop trying to out-cool me. its impossible! duh.

not exactly horse related eh? well, i talk about horses in mine, and you have a horse icon so there…

do yee have myspace?

moving on - snor-kal is getting too calm around the barn, so i need to breed him to a few fillygeldings before the rodeo this weekend to get him going. anyone have a f/g they want bred? anyone?

oh, and i’m having trouble deciding what color polos i should use each day of the week. should i color coordinate them per day with my riding pad, or what? puuuuleeease help me! i am so worried that my horse will look stupid if i don’t get info on this matter right away. please don’t flame me!

[DeLapp512]

even table, is that why you are bnt and no rider? hehe. i think so.

i will take whatever man you all are fighting about…i think by this point it was even table’s birth father? if i do not like him, i will just bbq him. duh. does he have accent? cause if so, he may be able to live longer…muahahaha.

mcm - i think you need to give up horses. i mean, obviously you can’t ride, and god, i wouldn’t want a lesson from you…so just go do something else…

dag nabbit, i’ve gotta go. i hate work…you guys, you have fun sitting on your computers at work and posting all day…bah on you…so when i get home from both work AND the barn AND taking my dog on a walk, it will be like 8pm, and there will be like 20 new pages for me to catch up with…

[horse_poor]

Helen-I will leave that up to your discretion–

Even Table-The worst hangover I ever had was 3 days long And so far, Rowling is making this a VERY intense book–

[eggbutt]

Lordy, I butchered the spelling of aneroxic didn’t I! What an idiot I am. I shouldn’t be allowed to post here anymore. Here you were asking a legitimate question and I’ve been rude and snarky. Slap my knee, I’m sorry…it’s just the stress of trying to find a job - I’ve been unemployed for several years but I still have my 17 horses and can’t part with a one of them cause they are like family. Does anyone know where I can find gainful employment between the hours of 11 AM and 2 PM M - W - F that will pay $74,396 annually so I can pay my bills? I am educated and all. Oh, my car won’t start either so I need to work from home so I can monitor this bb to be able to snark and add negativity.

[DMK]

ear, damnit, don’t forget the ear too! Sheesh! Typically smart asp junior. Can’t respect history and protocol.

I would rethink the reserpine. Otherwise I promise to be a handful, 1000 yard stare notwithstanding (someone get my glasses please, otherwise its gonna be a 1000 yard squint)…

[mcm7780]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Why faff around with all the wussy names? Why not go straight to Strip Poker? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You saying any of the names with Go Gold Fishes is wussy?!?! Them fightin’ words!

[Holly_Jeanne]

Hey Guys! I went to a BBQ this weekend where the main course was a mare who had outlived her otherwise usefullness. Now, this mare wasn’t actually a resque so what do I say I had at the BBQ?

Finderkeepers: How’s my mare doing? Can she do the TN Walking Horse walk yet? Need to hurry on that as, over the weekend, I was invited to go riding with some folks with walking horses and we need to be able to keep up. Especially since part of the ride is along the roadway and all are bringing some brewskies with them. (Unfortunately, that isn’t made up. I think I’d need something stronger than beer to do that!)

[shiloh]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>So If AnyonE cAn GivE me A list Of TrainErs WitHin a 300 Mile Radius, And their Names, Social Security Numbers, Birthdates, riding ResUmes, Turnout Schedules, directioNs to their barns, and Cost OF boarding It Would Be Appreciated. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, aNd doN’T 4get WeB aDDDreSS 4 both u & tRaiNERS so I cn POst Pix Of HORseS on mY WEb SiTe.

Or has this already been mentioned? Whoops, my bad…and yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a little late joining this thang as y’all call it.

[findeight]

Oh, I can’t figure out how to edit and add this.

I am moving to a new area soon and need all the information about land and housing as well as places to work and salary.

Please do all the leg work and research so I can stay here on the beach…er how does that edit button work anyway I cannot erase this typo and don’t have time caring for all the starving chuckwagon horses and all.

Somebody fix that for me too.

[jetsmom]

Hey Findeight-Did you see on TMP the thread "How to spot a millionaire? Priceless!!!

OOps, Now I’ll probably get this closed for mentioning the “other” board.

[eventable]

I don’t…but I do have Johnny Depp locked in my trailer, so life can’t be all bad

[eventable]

Yeah well, that was our plan too. Back to the drawing board I go! At least it gives me a chance to concentrate on my SH**-Hot BNT career…Must go rap some more horse legs…

[horse_poor]

I DO NOT have internet access—I have a blackberry. Duh.

So if I was dumped in the woods with the other nekkid burlap sack wearing peoples, where are they?

I followed the poo trail but did not find my broken unbroken horse. Did someone steal him?

Please send a tripod to find me…

[eggbutt]

This thread has become a living, breathing entity surviving on BOSS, Smegma Coolers, Flax Seed Cookies and Resque Meat!!!

[Snap]

BUMP—anyone??? My horse is panting really hard and dripping sweat…I need to know if it is too hot to ride?!

[Holly_Jeanne]

Groan, there go my chances. I’m sure Jesse will find out that I voted against him in every election while I lived in NC.

[eventable]

Helen, as an ahem slightly older woman, I suspect it is your moral duty to explain. Please?

[eggbutt]

How do you post in color?

I’m moving to Boise maybe and wonder if it’s not too much trouble, could someone tell me about trainers and barns and houses and grocery stores and tack stores and feed stores and vets and friends in the Chicago area? Just in case I change my mind?

Gosh, can we whip together a prom by day after tomorrow? Really? Heck yeah!

For those wanting to join a clique, just make one up yourself like myself and others have done, or please, please, feel free to join the WHAT IS BOSS CLIQUE.

I’m beginning to worry that this thread is never going to die a painless death. Just how long has one thread lived with active posts…say one a day or so? Maybe our thread is so huge now it’s the reason the BB slows down significantly every day at the same time!!!

I loff the tripods…took 4 home last night to play with. They have trouble when you tie one leg to another.

SMEGMA wine coolers…lovely shade of ick. Bouquet is earthy. Aftertaste is a bit overwhelming, but nutty. Perfect age is 3 hours. I suggest the 3 o’clock vintage.

[eventable]

Only the ones that cheat on me with their best friend’s girlfriend and then end up marrying her.

OMG, did I just say that out loud?

[eventable]

You’d better mix them with some TB or ARab, then they’ll be (Groan) hot dogs…OK I know that was bad. Still preoccupied with the spinsterhood thing…