Perhaps you need to ask one of the hunter BNTs to do it for you (I mean her)? You see, I’m an eventing BNT. Quite a different kettle of BBQ.
RR – Hehehe!!! You said smegma!!! 
I had to clean my horse’s sheath once and ended up going to a dinner party afterwards. Try explaining to the host why you can’t help serve dinner after she asks you to in front of everyone! LMAO Good thing she was a horse person!
Do I get a “tripod” with a ribbon around it’s neck for my birthday tomorrow? (Hmmm…neck could take on a different meaning when discussing tripods!) 
Astraled – I’m jingling like crazy for ya!!!
In all seriousness: I heard a few months ago that they were going to stop making Twinkies. I actually went out and bought a box that day! I haven’t heard anything recently though…
Oh, so does this mean I get to eat lunch with the cool kids now?!? LOL
Oreo, where were ya all the years he was IN OFFICE???
“Mareque” is perfect! Now I know what I had over the weekend! So when and where is the reunion in KY? Can I crash it?
What do you mean? I think there’s plenty more fun to come - like at the prom! 
nope. i don’t thank so! just cause you like in a purtier country that i have to wait multiple years to move to, and you have toffee pops and mallow puffs and all that, doesn’t mean…
oh, well. maybe you are…nahhh. don’t think so still. good try though. maybe next time…
my horse is cooler. snor-kal is the mack daddy, and don’t say that you are cool cause i bought him from you…
O long leaf, it’s gorgeous! Please tell me you have matching polos and stock tie, and that you will have a browband as well. My uncle is kind of an outdoorsie fellow, im sure we could get you the real thing to put on your brow band.
holly Jeane better have something nice like that for this horse of hers im showing
even table…you were at the same place i was last week. don’t worry, they aren’t much on security. i only had to scale like 3 fences…amature stuff…
we won my class, the 8’ LEAD LINE grand prix. it was great!
i’ll go run to wal-mart once i get home from the show, to get my pics developed, and then post it, so you can see the winning round…
gotta go sweat my snor-kals legs…we are shipping him home tonight and he likes a good sweat for a 15 hour trailer ride.
We will be happy to get you the perfect prom celebrity, Davy Jones…he does ride you know.
Ms. Marsha Brady is on our Board of Directors and it will be easy to arrange. We can also provide retro geeks like her brothers and will throw in a case of Udder Crust.
Please send deposit to Queens Bank of Barbados in Georgetown.
A portion of your prom costs will be donated to a rescue charity of our choice.
DeLapp – I have decided to put myself as a member of the cult, too! L
RR – Are you sure you want to donate your dog? You might want to give it some BOSS, that might help it stop eating chickens.
oops. i missed my shift last night. well, not really. i posted a few times early in the evening. but then i was busy doing god knows what…so i’m make up posting right now. though i have to go get ready for work, as i need to be there in like 45 minutes. lucky me its only about 2 minutes down the road.
well, got work, then even table is picking me up in the lear to go to the show. TABLE: bring johnny depp. even if you don’t want to share, at least let me look at him for a bit…
hope everyone does horribly at the show, cause i am gonna win. me and snor-kal and ju-ju. woohoo!
I bet if you claimed to be pregnant with the judge’s child you could end up with some pretty high scores and ranking! But I must charge a commission as it was kind of my idea you know!
I’m sure you’ll do great with the kid, she does need a good 48 schooling session on the proper hunter pose on the pony. She had better win her division at any cost!
OK ya’ll…I’ve been gone for 3 days actually working…can someone give me the cliff notes for the last 20 pages so I can catch up please? Did NO ONE miss me?
Damn, guys, I have missed a lot! I need to catch up!!!
OK, I’m way behind on this thread but I’ve been thinking about the next WTD show. I think if we are going to have our own shows, we ought to be able to provide some specialty classes appropriate for us. I want to propose two:
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Dressage for the geometrically challenged - In order to compete in this class, the rider must provide a high school transcript with a grade of “C” or lower in geometry. No circles would be required.
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We need a class for the “just yanked out of the field and not ridden in months” horse. Eligibility is easily determined by the long mane and wiskers on the horse and the lack of conditioning.
Any other class suggestions as we plan the next WTD show?
I have this new shoer who would be glad to donate his time for both the recue horses and the I 40 Dressage presentation.
He believes in the natural method and carefully analyzes each foot and watches the horse move then does nothing to them. Only $200 for a session and he is great about explaining what he doesn’t do every time, he will waive all charges for these special circumstances plus donate prizes.
Each winner will recieve a bag of his farrier’s secret diagnostic tools…choice of sour mash or corn.
Sabina, can I also use the tin foil to replace my do-rag? I’m worried my helmet will get a little bit full if I have to use both 
sorry about the inncodent horse poo but i think pees o sheet looks better as a tripod! if you have any issues i’ll give you my horse i’ve bee looking at this new one anyways
what do you guys think of him…quick i need a name for him i would really like BOSS or Smegma to be in his name can you all help me??
