RHF_csi = Rescue Horse Fuel/crime scene investigation! Or Really High Fart/cause Susie Is.
Sincerely, Egg BUTT
Oh Dear Gawd, Oreo is after me!
Actually, I think he wants a chance to get some lovin from my Camoose. Perhaps that might be a good cross?
Hell yeah Horse Poor…donate the teeth! They could sell them on EBay!! What a great idea!!! Wonder if we could sell poop and hay twine halters and BOSS and fly spray on EBay too?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
And Oreo, as smart as you may be, you are a pony, and we will win, especially with so many BNT’s coming along </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
BNTs? BNTs? BFD. i eat them for lunch.
one time BNT say to me ‘nuff lawlygagging about pasture. time to go to work. putting kid on you.’
i say, ‘go ahead, make my day.’
she point finger at me, say ‘bad pony!’
BNT now have 9 fingers.
see you at the parade BNTs. 
After reading the horse care forum, I found-
Meat tenderizer for proud flesh, Parkay for flies, Peanut oil for hooves…No wonder the French are eating are horses…We’ve already done the meal prep and they are more flavorful!
It 0130 am here killer time i dont get off till 0600. Sorry for not posting i was busy buying Louis Vuitton on Ebay.
MCM thank you for not trying to sleep with me i really enjoy my tripods. besides
i’m waiting for Stephen from Laguna Beach. Oh wait i may be to old for him. even if only a couple years.
I STILL DONT HAVE A PARTNER FOR THE TANDOM HUNTER 19 WHEELER THINGY!!
I know you all are worried that the swat may come jump you if you associate with me but i promise that i am thinking about retiring my modster life.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by pony4me:
Happy birthday! For a festive party dip, combine one cup of sour cream, one tablespoon horseradish and two teaspoons of smegma. Mix, chill and serve with crusty French bread hunks. If you really wanna have fun, just serve it and don’t tell anyone what the “secret ingredient” is. Yum! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
thinking she may puke Then if anyone finds out and gets mad and I cry, I can sing, “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to…cry if I want to…”
And, it was all I could do to post “seriously” to Helen’s post about being stung by wasps! Lordy, this thread has ruined me for good!!!
did I mention I’m taking the rescues to the meatman? that’s how the rescue sustains itself!
Hey guys! Had a great time taking my OTTB in her first parade and first dressage show!! Although, I thought Jesse’s clinic comments were a little conservative and Judy’s judging comments were a little harsh. Now I just need 1-800 to touch up her mane so I can take her in this weekends show. Of course, I’ve got to figure out if I can even get her into a trailer in the dark since my first ride time is 8:06 and hour and a half away. 
I’ve got the music stand all set to go. Do you think I need to ride her wearing it once before I put it on her in the show?
Got home and found my lovely WB mare BUCKING!! When did she start that!! Don’t tell me the former owner has been sneaking onto my farm and tranqing her for the last 8 years to hide that she was drugged when I looked at her! Or, Finderskeepers, whatdidyadotoher?? Oh well, with her photic headshaking it’s always one end or the other that’s bobbing up and down. Maybe now I can sell her to the rodeo!
I backed my 2 yo and only rode her for 8 hours the first day. Since I have hills in back, we worked those. I lunged my yearling for the first time and only did it for two hours. Both of them have been sleeping since yesterday afternoon. They are out flat in the front field. You don’t suppose I overdid it do you?
Anyway, nice meeting ya’ll! Can’t wait for the next WTD scheduled event!
PLEASE…can anyone tell me about BOSS and Beet PULP? off to mix fly spray solution…terpentine, skin-so-soft, olive oil, listerine (brown, not blue), crest toothpaste, repel-x, diesel fuel, KFC Chicken Grease from the fryers, goose do, a smidgen of paprika - mexican, not indian, the eye of a newt and bingo…no more flies.
I’m back, did y’all miss me?
The weather is really bad here today, so I was wondering if maybe I should build an indoor school to ride in. Would 12’ by 12’ be enough? I want to be able to jump in there too.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by buff4948:
RHF - Rambo has excellant form over that jump!!! Did you teach him that? If so I’d like you to be my BNT and maybe we can go Rock Hound Hunting. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
i trained all of theses horses myself i would love to go rock hound hunting he can be all yours for a low low $400,000. He can jump at LEAST 5 ft i’m proud of this horse he is also a champion at WTD.
you better bling those riens i want your stirrups blinged helmet saddle browband, anything blingable needs to be blinged, and your coat has to be grey with a colorful liner and zip up ariats and a GPA helmet. Beige, canary breeches we have no time for puke green and ABSOLUTLY NO RUST…we need to talk about you stradegy here. Now that you have Rambo Go Gold Fishes I’m going to need you to train at least 3 times a day once on flat and 2 times over fences only a few hours at a time thought i dont want you to wear him out…actually maybe we should take this somewhere more private…looks suspiciously at the other BNT’s around 
Sorry to be so slow to reply, I’ve been out trying to trip the hay guy.
No, it wouldn’t be the moldy hay, HP, I’m sure of that. I’ve been feeding moldy straight alfalfa to my horses for years and only had a few die.
On the dressage test thing, I duct tape a small gilt music stand to the crownpiece of my horse’s bridle. I think it just gives that touch of classy bling as well as being so practical.
Vineyridge, I though Oreo was a gelding? How can he be well hung?
(hope the shoulder isn’t giving you too much grief, btw)
Horsepoor, don’t call the vet, just trip him.
Leaf licker, don’t forget to steep that new saddle in olive oil for a month or so.
On taht note, I have to go see a serious client about a very serious project, for which I have not done sufficient research thanks to you lot…
Later, dudes…
You know, I put BOSS in the flax seed cookies, and I still have never seen it. I had already outsourced to a factory before I started adding the BOSS, i just have the munchkins add it in…I’m paying for it and yet I have no idea what it is, other than the cure all. I’ll transfer some of the flax seed cookie funds to the BOSS research center
Dang…that’s right! That’s what this thread is about! I can become a BNT! Bingo - shingle is hung – I’m officially a BNT! That should make the bank happy.
even table – I can’t compete in the rodeo if I use it on Rambo Go Gold Fishes, but I could use it on others! 
1-800: As I recall my Dante, that is the 3rd level. It’s the level with the bronze medallion. After that, you have to have twice daily lessons with the BNT and watch them ride your horse in between.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>The Fiery River Under the Rainbow Bridge </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Finally I know what to tell my yearling (Tink) when she nips at me! I can stop threatening her with the boogey man (she doesn’t believe in him anyway) and start threatening her with the real thing! By the way, is that where the pot of gold is located? Oh, and judge says he can fit me into 5 minutes right before the first ride of the day. Better make it memorable!
this thread grows like a chia pet!! i cant keep up sometimes.
you know my trainer was a mobster and the CSI is over all the time. I tell you what it’s good for the buisness everyone who comes in wont leave because they are afraid to get wacked and everyone who doesn’t ride here starts riding here because the are afraid to find there horses head in bed with them.
of course i’d like some tripod on the bbq covered in BOSS and some smegma coolers, sounds like heaven!
(j/k it’s my initials cool hu!!)
