Um, where did the rest of the night shift go? Did Oreo eat them? Did EggButt turn them into wax figurines? Should we be really really scared right now?
mine too!
uh, Helen, maybe you want to change your signature line now, eh?
horse poor- what kind of horse and saddle do you have? I might have something to match and would be willing to ride in the tandem class with you if eventable doesn’t mind (I would of course still be riding with her too)
After eggbutt told me how far in the hole I am with my BNT I figured I should show in as many classes as possible, right?
Eggbutt- When you come back to the board, please note that I do have a lovely fillymoose to barter with you, I will have my vet do a prepurchase exam so you don’t have to worry about it 
don’t make fun of my bnt…thas my job!
mcm…you were at the stinkin show for 3 days, and all you have to show is 2 STINKIN pictures…what i ripoff. i feel used. well, not really…
eh, i have a problem. well, more than one, but lets just focus on this one for now…my horse, snor-kal, used to be a gelding, but…now he’s become a stallion. the problem is, he’s only interested in fillygeldings…and i’m not sure they can have babies…can someone please explain to me how to breed horses properly? do you think that snor-kal’s nose deformity can be passed down to his off-spring? cause otherwise, there isn’t any point in breeding him. duh.
Think Catherine Deneuve and suck it up.
I’ve never had the Inverness problem. Am I doing something wrong?
WNT – I have a great horse named Flea Bags that I could sell you! Talk to even table…she was my BNT and last I know, she had Flea Bags! THIS IS NOT AN AD!
naters – I can’t read the other postings without thinking up some twisted answer!! L
horse_POO – Do you think Rambo and I can enter the 18 wheeler tandem hunters with you?!? Does it help that I used to have my commercial drivers license? (I couldn’t drive big rigs since I didn’t know about air brakes, but it was still a class B license!!)
even table! ouch! a whole lot older than what? i’m 21. i’m a senior in college. duh. you can read my profile on here and figure that much out! duh duh duhd
how old are you then EVEN TABLE???
if your gonna call me a weird name, at least call me de lapp dancer. no detable, just cause you are my trainer…it took me a minute to realize you were talking to me…
RHF, i could be your partner. i do not have one, cause i missed this conversation, that silly work thing…
OMG ATR ARE YOU SERIOUS???
OK this is a HUGE urgent plea for help—bump bump bump—my camoose is dying of SARS!!! Is it contagious? OMG I do not know what to do!!! Should I call a vet?
How did your horse get it? I have been giving Camoose moldy hay because I heard that bacteria in their stomachs is good and mold is a natural bacteria, isn’t it? That did not make him sick, did it?
OMG what am I going to do?
Help!!!
horse_poor…no, no calmer would be necessary and we don’t have a speed limit in our Annual 4th of July Ride 'Em/Roast 'Em Parade, so speed won’t be an issue. Sometimes faster is better although you may jump several ponies and three-legged filligeldings along the way. You will probably want to wear something other than jeans though so you won’t chafe your privates. You might get smoke burns but you should be ok after a day or two. Muscadine wine for all.
LapDance – Not only did I comment in your LJ, I commented on the comment you left me! I am the coolest person EVER!!!
As to the tail problem, have you tried rollkur? That should get your horse to submit so he WILL keep the tail on…cause otherwise he wouldn’t be submitting. Get it?
Whatever floats your boat DeLapp.
I jump everything, even tables. Except when I’m dancing on them.
MCM, I agree, make her watch all your vids. I’ll bring the gophers on a stick if you make some smegma dip for them.
even table…where in NZ are yee?
my vury favorite fried lives there…
by NEXT winter, i will have saved up enough for the plane ride to come visit her…maybe i could just borrow your lear jet???
does it still come with an optional johnny depp?
hp got bit on the eyeball by a horsefly, and now must soak in urine and drink smegma smoothies. i know! how odd…smegma smoothies…poor hp.
where is everyone? i mean my last post was at like 2 am, and here it is, 9 am…which means i didn’t sleep long…and now i must go ride some flickas…they best be some posts when i get back…and a possibly resque clique joiner as well!
egg BUTT – I think I am going to puke! I LOVE SAMOAS!!! L
DeLapp – No, I wouldn’t want to associate with people that would think I’m serious, but I also don’t like when people don’t like me! L Dude, you need to come to Alexandria so we can make trouble together!!! And don’t call the vet, just come visit me and give your horse some BOSS!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”> will take whatever man you all are fighting about…i think by this point it was even table’s birth father? if i do not like him, i will just bbq him. duh. does he have accent? cause if so, he may be able to live longer…muahahaha </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, he has an accent. Unfortunately he is allergic to fidelity and after I traded him in on a new father, we felt it was best to release him into the wild, where he could run with his own band of mares. You’re welcome come fetch him, just make sure you wear rubber gloves.
Sorry, Snorkel the Gypsy Vanner / Tripod X has already been sold to DeLapp for an undisclosed sum. I do have his half full-cousin here, and could be negotiable on price if anyone cares to contact me. She is called fins, but we think she’ll fill out once we up her BOSS and flax seed intake.
DeLapDancer – No myspace…so sorry! As to the polos, you should color coordinate them with your underwear…duh! I really should be flaming you for asking such a stupid question! Also, why do you need polos? Everyone knows a well trained horse needs no boots or protection since they will have learned how to deal with conformation that makes them brush or whatnot, they know not to hit fences, they make sure not to move in a way that will hurt them, etc. You really should get a better trainer or something – obviously you cannot take care of your own horses!
Does anyone know if vending machines take pennies?? I really don’t want to go allll the way down there only to find out that I really am 5 cents short for my chocolate fix b/c they dont.
This thread and my M&M’s are all that keep me going at this pointless job…
ROFLOMO Big time!
(Loff the email address!!!) 
OK folks, I’m now worried sick about Helen. I’m too drunk after losing my job 45 minutes ago and drinking Bloody Olivers to slog back through all these posts to see what happened to her after she got her 3-legged mare to the breeding station in Texas. I remember something about burlap and nudity…can anyone find out if she’s ok?
Where’s Jetsmom?
Ya’ll are KILLING me here!!
ROFLMAO!!!
hey, I’m on a diet…do you suppose falabella fillets or shetland shanks are on the Atkins plan?
