<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
3 soldiers walk by, and all start snickering. One says “Hey baby, how about do me next.”
I say, “After this, don’t you think I would be more than a little disappointed?”
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Howling with laughter! You go girl!!!
News FLASH here…
I just heard that certain “dry counties” in Kentucky offer “back door” service in…get this you’ll love it…FLAVORED MOONSHINE.
They claim banana would be the sales leader if there were such a thing and it was legal to sell it 
Contact your local off duty sheriff for home delivery. 
Finders Keepers- I TrIed To ClIcker TraIn Him But I Am BloNde AnD aCcidentAlly Mixed Up The HanD wIth The CliCker, WitH thE hAnd With The TreaT AnD He Ate The CliCker And Now Is Choking. The ReaLLy Bad ThinG Is ThaT thE horse That Is Stalled Beside Him, IS Clicker TraiNED, And Every Time My Horse tries to Swallow, He makes A clicking Noise aNd the horse Beside Him Is PraCticAlly DoinG cartwheels tryiNg To Figure out WhAt To Do To Get A TreaT. If HE iS Still CHokIng TomOrrOw, ShouLd I cAlL The Vet?
MaYbe I ShouLd PoSt ThiS iN The Horse CAre Forum.
since i AM your BNT i suggest these horses
this one is a good prospect out of Norway, I expect 20% commission on all sale horses, plus 50 day quarentine, and vet check on delivery. Also i need a bow of twinkies and bottle of BOSS. okay so here is
Rambo Go Gold Fishes- he is a 5yr old 20hh norwigian warmblood, and he can jump anything
http://www.hamiltoncsi.com/images/HORSE%20Jumping027.jpg
Plastic My Arse- He is 12 yr old OTTB 16hh that can easily jump picnic tables by himself so i’m sure fences will be no problem
http://www.cce.cornell.edu/tompkins/4h/ModelHorseShow/j…%20model%20horse.jpg
Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend-a westernphalian(yeah i know how it’s spelled this is a joke remember) 19hh He is 7 and was a parelli horse so he can do anything
http://www.eddabney.com/confidence_course_files/Sunny_logs.jpg
ahh purgasons…i lofff that place!
My old english teacher used to work there, but i don’t think she does anymore. i haven’t seen her the past few times i’ve been there…
but i still really like that store. i always find what i need.
Queasy…no Friesian Frikese or Trakehners mit kartoffel (otherwise known as Trakehners with 'taters in the south)? 
No shetland shepherd’s pie??
Maybe be can have the prom after the football game?!?!
this it the thread that will never die!!!
I have no idea whats going on because i did nothing this weekend but sell my pshyco horse and bought horsedog and now i need an update everyone please clue me in im lost
sincerely RHF crime scene investagator
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DMK:
well queasy, if you are dying to know, perhaps you should go first? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
… but I’m never coming back.
I’ll just try to channel someone so you’ll be prepared when your time comes. Could someone send me money for groceries for me and my horses as I need to quit my job to focus all my energies on communing with the dead? How about an auction!
oh queasy! Have you forgotten the well aged anglo-arab steak?? It just melts in your mouth…
Oh, and between here and California are Australia, Hawaii, Tahiti, Fiji and parts of South America - if you don’t walk in a straight line.
THIS JUST IN…THE NC STATE TROOPERS HAVE AGREED TO SHUT DOWN INTERSTATE 40 BETWEEN ASHEVILLE AND WINSTON SALEM (ALL 8 LANES) SO WE CAN CHAIN OFF A DRESSAGE COURT! Anyone wanting to do a Pax de millet et un (that’s 1001 for those uneducated 
) please let me know. We’ll use helicopters for the music and will keep everything in sync. Or is that sink? Or stink? Oh well…more vendors have committed…we now have the funnel cake folks coming to cook in equine lard; a duct tape vendor who will fashion bling for horse or human in minutes and a balloon clown for the under three set. BRING CASH!
I knew that.
No PMU mom, that would be sabino. You’ve got your terms mixed up.
Anyone know anything about BOSS?
This is the first time I’ve successfully made it on here in hours! woopee!! It’s been a long boring morning without my entertainment!
I’m so glad the baby will be ready for the rodeo, and im super excited about the coloring!
I think we need a name change again…
When the parade goes by our place, I’ll shoot the fireworks off our barn roof to celebrate. That way we can all wave at the CDF helicopters when they show up!
Oh, MTG. I used it today
Major Tripod Gleamer
It makes the tripods REALLY SHINY
Because Queasy, she does not have the 1000000000000000 miles stare yet, and well, I should wait for that shouldn’t I? Besides, if I donate her, who am I going to ride in the parade? I think I will give her lots of bute to get us thru the parade THEN donate her, because surely by then she will have the 1000000000000000 stare, right?
Should I call a vet?
eggbutt-please send me 20 bottles of your fabulous cream. If I am going to sleep with all of the judges and BNT I need to be as firm as possible. I will give you my credit card if my BNT left any available credit on it. If not, would you take a pony/possum cross for it? He eats nothing but beet pulp and BOSS and drinks frumunda margaritas.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
Can I bring a horse as my date and then we can bbq it during prom? Or we could bbq it afterwards at an all night party… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Only if it has corns… 
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