Yep, just CONFIRMED that all of my horses are now over 17 hands! Off to post some new ads…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oreovengenceismine:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by vineyridge:
If Oreo is slaughtered a few days before he’s cooked and given a ride to the stove in an double decker aluminum cattle trailer, he will be well “ripened”, which in meat parlance is the equivalent of “well hung” fresh meat. It’s the aging process that goes on in a couple of days at the South’s 110 degree temperatures in that will tenderize Oreo for the banquet.
Now stallions don’t need to be ripened that way; they are stove ready, as it were. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hmmpft. That’s what you think. Am well hung for sure, but nobody’s dinner beetches. Think again. 
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AHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 
I’m leaning towards orange rhinestones and fuchsia pink lace - I saw it once on a tranvestite and it didn’t look half bad.
i like how jetsmom updates the title every few days to keep us happy, and then promptly bolts…i think this thread has morphed into a scary scary place…
please please help the poor child who comes on this board for the first time, and reads this thread. can you imagine someone reading this who is really new to horses…we would really really mess them up…
god, it would probably end up being funny, but whew…what a disaster.
on a more perky note: mcm, if you make your horses toooo fat, then we won’t want them because too much fat is irritating when trying to eat resque. so just tie them in their stalls and add a good 500 pounds per horse…if they were skinny to begin with, add more. until the fat starts getting fat pockets.
I did NOT marry my horse-he was a witness to the marriage. I married my BNT Judge Judy’s son, so I could get cheaper rates. DUH
You quit spreading lies about me or I will sue you and everyone else for slander and I mean it.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by atr:
Taht would be because he is UNDER the rainbow bridge. He’s still building a tall enough antenna… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
hehe…
horse_poor: is that tractor there yet? and her name is EVEN Table…hehe…
even table: it is only mcm who is making fun of your bnt status…remember, i’m bringing my millions to you when i move. duh.
mcm: if your going to spread trash about someone, you are supposed to start a new thread. duh again.
oskaar: are you sure they aren’t fleas? you really shouldn’t have done all of that apple bute powder…i can only imagine you were flying high as a kite during prom…
OMG you guys, on the way in to work this morning I was listening to the radio and the DJ was talking about SMEGMA!!! For real! I almost drove off the road from laughing so hard!!!
MCM does too have a name: Many Colts Meandering, because her horses gallivant around like wild beasts.
BTW-reins already come with bling. Duh.
Where’s Buff? I’m totally confused about the prom…what happened to her organizing it???
Where
When
Theme
Colors (other than BOSS)
Food (other than BOSS and rescue bbq)
Beverages (other than smegma punch cooler)
Band (other than fly spray)
Breakfast (other than bbq)
I need an UPDATE and TITLE Change!!
Where’s Jetsmom?
Don’t worry DMK…I just added a little color to the after picture.
HeLP! I’m baCK! I NeeD a New naMe foR My SO. CaN AnyonE Give suGgestions? I don’T LikE The NaMe He Came With, and We Are goIng To Be ComMittIng A Lewd AcT in A pUblic Place Soon, So I Need a New ONe For Him. He KeePs GettIng Mad WhEn I Call Him By A NaMe I LikE, WhilE RiDinG Deep.
Plus, I Get Mad WheN A BNT ThAt Is GivInG a cliNic SaYs She mAy NeeD To rIdE My SO. I TraInEd HiM MySeLf. No ONe ElSe Can RIDE HIm. TheY DoN’T KnOw ThAt He’S A Car DeAlEr AnD has Been CRooKED since BIrtH. WhAt IF THeY HUrT HIm? HELP!
OH DEAR GOD… I JUST realized the double meaning of pee hole.
It’s the perimenopause that’s taken over my feeble brain.
Whooooooooo-hooooo! Page 100!
Something about immortality should be in the title, like Buffy Lunges a Vampire, no wait, Buffy ROUND PENS a Vampire.
Naters (totally off topic, sorry)- The story about your school principle brought back some wonderful memories of a tackle and bait store that I visited in Puerto Vallarta, Mx last vacation. Master Baiter’s Sport Fishing Sorry, just had to share!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
I will see if I can gather some more…
Eggbutt: You have to pick from the front though, because from the back they all look the same ! Except when wearing chaps, then from the back they can look a little different! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did someone spend some time in Myrtle Beach during Bike Week??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
he he he, nope, but we do have a LOT of Walmart Cowboys at the Fort Bragg Stables (on the public side). They can’t ride, they don’t know diddly, but they look good in chaps!!!
It was fun in High School, I hardly ever had to stack hay or do stalls (always had some nice young man willing to help!)
findeight – I thought that the jumps in 2 foot classes were supposed to be three times the square root of an odd number… But now that my belief is being questioned, I need answers!
or TB Tenderloin au jus
Appy al fredo with fresh asparagus
Gypsy Vanner and Veggie casserole
what is BOSS??? 
i’m must have missed it some where…
is BOSS that fuzzy thing that wakes up with you in the morning???/ if so i think someone has lost their BOSS…could you please come and get it???
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>horse_poor – I’m excited to ride in the spagetti junction! Sounds like fun! Can we make the show a surprise and just shut down the freeways at rush hour sometime??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, DUH! What did you think we were going to jump???
And for the jumpers, one of the overpasses will be used for a bank jump! The rider will take his/her horse up the ramp and back down over the guard rail.
For the very experienced riders, there will be a quiz at the end of the class–whoever can name what interstae/freeway they are on, wins! That, my friends, is the thrill of Spaghetti Junction!
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>On a serious note, I have found myself saying “DUH” when someone says something sarcastic or stupid…</span> 
I feel like I’m losing a child 
Thanks for letting us play so long Erin!!
[Reynard Ridge licking the cheese dust from her Doritos off her fingers]
Hey, did we get the chick with the banana out of here?
