Perhaps your horse was being chased by unsupervised drunk geese with foul breath.
No No No No-you tie the reins around your WAIST so that your horse learns to follow you AND you can be right there to correct her int he event she does something wrong. In the dog world we call this the umbilical cord.
Your horse will love it.
Just as long as she doesn’t kill anyone off that I like. I cried when Sirius died 
Who knew that hangovers could last more than one day?
I wonder if MTG would work on THAT!
buff4948- done!
PMU Mom- The difference between sleeping with Dressage judges and Sleeping with H/J judges, is that the H/J judges don’t have letters marked all over their body, and someone calling directions from the side. In H/J Ya Kinda have to know what your doing before you mount up!
Glad you and Appaloosa lady came out of lurkdom !!
You know (yes, i know I will get flamed for this), that guy wouldn’t be bad looking if his skin was fixed. But I’m already expecting a foal by Johnny Depp in October, so he’ll have to wait until next stud season.
even TABLE: what are you? stupid? remember, you bought Ju-Ju from those people, had him shipped to NZ, and i saw him, bought him, and you are taking care of him til i move. duh duh duh duh duh. jeez. can’t you remember.
ooh…i’m watching some movie about baseball w/dennis quaid. who care if he’s like 50-something. i sitll think he’s HOT
moving on…
no one has critiqued Ju-Ju’s conformation yet. in case you are dim, or just don’t feel like going back a page:
http://horse.classifieds.equine.com/horses/807419.html
WARNING!!! If you are using CAB for yourself there are ODD side effects…like you keep pushing the Post Now Button!
Sorry! 
Whew guys what a show! Mcm and I seriously won the 18 wheeler tandum jumping as we had those matching ill fitting Hermes and enough bling to blind the judges (and also since she came up and we practiced with the real Snap). Mcm says Snap fits in well here since she has stacked shoes so I’m offering the horse/moose to anyone who wants him (moose burgers are tasty!). We are planing on breeding Rambo and Snap to get Snap Go Goldfishes, hopefully it will be a fillygelding!!!
Finders, did my baby win her 6’ leadline class? If she did I’ll take that pony home colicy or not! Did you charge my card yet? By the way where is my baby? Oh well, she can just ride her way back to Antartica I suppose. I’m staying down here as you guys are too fun! Let the tripod raise her, I’ll just take her for shows!
You’re right, DeLapp - I’ll see if I can book out the whole east wing for our rodeo show.
Of course there will be multiple tripod roping / bronc busting / barrel racing events. We just thought it owuld be more fun if we put them all together on the day and told them to come up with something fun for themselves.
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but i have a pony for sale (snap 
) It’s a 10h 2 year old fillygelding. We had an incident with a trailer, some tripods, flax seed cookies, a torch and one too many smegma coolers, but most of the hair has grown back. The color is amazing, black face, a white sock, 3 tan socks, chesnut body and flaxen mane and tail. GORGEOUS! the vet said she will never be sound again, but with plenty of BOSS and isox and a special vicadin concoction, shes been packing kids around. i’m asking 45 mil for her, as I feel she has broodmare potential as well. She’d be perfect for your little tripod. Just let me know if you want to take her on trial. You’re welcome to take her up to antartica. She’s afraid of ducks, so she might spook at the penguins, but I have found the shock collar to be QUITE effective (works on tripods too!!)
Oh Finders, what a lovely tale of overcoming the odds at all costs! Tear…
I forgot to tell you!!! My barn is planning a bbq for next weekend. Oh did I launch into the resque explaination! My friend totally got it and thought it was sick but hilarious! I’m sure everyone will want to resque Snap (the horse) as they have taken to calling her the cow, or as my husband refers to her “Bessie-Snap” since she leads like a cow .
But I was so proud as the message on the whiteboard could only make sense to people on this thread or in a small group of people at the barn who constantly make fun of everything. Ahh, should be good times! I wonder if I can bring some smegma coolers??
The overpass Grand Prix sounds really fun. But I need a horse that can do it!!
My budget is only $1997.95, and I don’t care if the horse is fug-ugly, not entirely sound, and is a tripod (or a bipod if it’s really balanced) that moves like a penguin after too many smegma coolers. I just want it to be able to jump overpasses! But I can only afford $1997.95. Will I be charged sales tax?
What if I find one, but tell my BNT that I only want to lease it, then decide to buy. Do I have to pay a commission?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Reynard Ridge:
[Reynard Ridge shakes her head sadly, feeling slightly nauseus. She regrets introducing the word “smegma.”]
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- wiping coffee, er, smegma cooler, dribble off chin and shirt!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
Ok guys, problem here. The foalt can’t walk, he just leaps like a frog! What should I do, call the vet? Please help!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
cut his leg off and call hima tripod either that or just resque him he’s a dud.
OR you can give him to me because i am the beszt BNT there is
It’s a well known fact that all ‘fast’ food is made with OTTBs… 
Will the spaghetti junction class be power and speed?
How do I find someone to catch ride my halflinger cross? I can’t ride him myself because my new Ariat zip ups haven’t come in yet.
He’s a pretty easy ride if you use draw reins on a Mikmar over a bicycle chain and rowled spurs.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>maybe i will just eat bananas for the next 3 days instead of resque </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLMAO - my roommate calls my horse Bananas.
Gonna second what Royal T said-this horse needs LOTS of natural horsemanship training, complete with the rope halter, carrot stick, DVDs, etc.
And you certainly need a stronger bit, such as a bicycle chain. Combined with a tack noseband and draw reins, this will make controlling him much easier.
And as always, call Pocket Trainer. She knows how to fix everything. For a price.
