Well egg BUTT that all depends on the horses you are bringing. You are bringing at least 10 right? You have to make sure you have a fresh horse for each class. You must also make sure you have enough grooms to care for the horses. Not to worry too much though, as long as you have your grooms and trainers it shouldn’t be too hard for you to hop on and pop them over a few fences during the class as you will have done no prep work so you will be nicely rested.
What horses and abilities are you bringing? Let us know and we can help you decide.
Eggbutt I worry that the foals humps might interefer with crawling under the fence, but since she comes from such good stock I am sure she can jump it.
The WTDers are on their way! Whoop Whoop!
Awesome idea DeLapp! And think of all the gas Viney would save by having the horses pull the house to the show!
Who is your trainer Delapp? Cuz I am looking for a new one because today at show my trainer was asked to leave the grounds due to a lifetime suspension or some other silly thing. I was SO humiliated-how could the show officials do that to me? I mean, it’s not like he was showing or anything. He was there coaching me and I paid him LOTS of money to be there and they made him go away. But he put on a baseball cap and sunglasses and came back in through a hole in the fence, so we were able to finish the day, but OMG how humiliating.
He really is a nice guy, even though some people do not think so, because they are jealous of him and make up bad stories about him. But, I could not have my name associated with somone who was thrown out of a show so I need to change trainers ASAP.
What color combination does your trainer require because I will go buy all new things to match.
DeLapDance – Hello!!! I’m Many Cows Mooing!!! Duh. shakes head
Puh – Yeah, but you will have to pretend…cause you aren’t cool enough yet! JK
Grass Hoppaaaa – Does it count that I am in an MA program for clinical psych? And please, we would all love to hear your life story!!
DeLapDance – Maybe your roommate is the crazy one! Did you ever think of that?! Gosh, you people on this BB are so closeminded! I can’t stand it! I am LEAVING and NEVER coming back!!!
I guess we can give Freedom all of the leftover horse heads from the BBQ, so she can put them in people’s beds!
Welcome Freedom!
he’s really cute!
too bad i already have too many tripods, i can’t possibly take on another…oh well…plus that whole hiking, cold, big mountain thing…nah. hiking is good. in the cold is bad…
helen your vet was meant to be a plumber…i used to have a really HOTTT vet. its unfortunate that he was a jerk…but he was nice to look at…
speaking of vets. last week when i called mine out to re-attach my horses leg, i asked him if BOSS would help his recovery, and also asked if he wanted a smegma cooler. he looked at me funny, and ran back to his truck as fast as possible. haven’t heard from him since. think hes more of a beer fella?
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<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>blueboo – Seriously, who would trade a Twinkie for a banana??!</span> Nobody would trade me when I was growing up either! 
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Especially now that they are discontinuing them…</span> THEY ARE? OMG - what am I going to eat now???<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”> RR should hold onto that Twinkie like her life depends on it! Then, in a few years, she can sell it on E-bay and make enough money for a few hundred $700 ponies!</span> Only if it’s haunted! 
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even table – I would like to post the following quote from you:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
I had a series of lessons with a local trainer. AFter about the fourth one, she turned around and said, “I don’t know why you bother to keep coming since you don’t seem to be making any effort to improve”. That was the last lesson I ever took with her - I mean, why did she bother to keep taking my money if she wouldn’t make any effort to help me improve? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now, if this is true, why were you so set on keeping me as a client for the past 17 years when you admit you were trying to rip my confidence apart?!? What is wrong with you?? 
It will be easy to see my redneck status due to the cow print seat covers, fuzzy dice, and gun rack duct taped to the hatch of the Storm. I do NOT have an AK 47 because I think they are cruel and mean. I have a lovely soft and gentle sawed off shotgun and had the barrel striped and the handle studded. It is GORGEOUS!
I threw all the hay in the back with Camoose-the grain too. I figure I want him to be big and strong so I am letting him eat all he wants to, although, for some reason he is not traveling well. I know he cannot be wanting to get out of the trailer-he should be a good and tired cuz he just ran his last race 45 minutes ago, and he can’t be hungry because he ate 50 pounds of grain right after his race.
Should I call the vet? Can someone suggest one? I am not quite sure where we are, but wherever it is, the people are quite snotty and one actually told me I had my trailer hooked up wrong when I stopped to get gas. Can you believe that? Maybe I should stop and get a vet-what do you think? Or maybe I shouldn’t. What should I do? HELP- THIS IS URGENT! maybe he has SARS?
Maybe I should throw some bute out of the
sunroof and hope it makes it into the trailer?
No, No Holly Jeanne…you must not give up! Jesse believes (as does the entire United States of America) that EVERYONE in the states of North AND South Carolina voted for him and Strom Thurman! He won’t know the difference, although the Gypsy Vanner of many colors might confuse him a bit. John Edwards will loff all the diversity of our show! Campaign button anyone?
nhwr- of course, you’d say that!
n= no
h=humming
w=while
r-riding
Delapp I’m afraid your wrong - hate to argue but you can’t go around giving false information-
You need a larger size since horse feet expand when exposed to heat. DUH
Unless of course they are soaked in BOSS before heating.
Sorry for the delay, I was in mourning.
those poor flax seed cookies, we really need to do something to stop the torture. Can we get a petition signed?
When are the leadliners going? I need to know when I have to start vet wrapping the fillygelding for Snap’s little one.
Snap - I think she’s in foal…she’s acting funny. not eating and stuff. Should i call the vet?? BOSS?? Duck tape??
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eggBUTT sheepishly asks, what is a POSH HJ party? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Two words, baby… “Open Bar”
Queasy, do they need “fresh kill” for their stands? If not Jesse and John can ask the DOT to begin collecting road kill for the food vendors.
Horsepoor, are you positive she has SARS and not mad cow? No, we don’t have a tooth jeweler lined up but the tattoo artist might be able to help you out…perhaps a bit of bling imbedded within a tattoo or something.
Day shift clocking in…the Spaghetti Junction Posh H/J Show was incredible…sorry I didn’t get to ride. I was hovering in the glass elevator above it all with Johnny Depp, er, Willie Wonka. WOW, like really WOW! He was really nice. He didn’t make fun of me or anything. I’d accidently leaned a bit too far over the blender when making a last batch of Thrush Busters and my hair got caught in the blender blades and kinda frazzled everything. I thought I was going to be ok until the blender motor overheated and caught on fire and the fire singed off my eyebrows and eye lashes. Johnny, er, Willie was really nice and loaned me a wig to wear to the show. We were having so much fun looking down at everyone we lost the directions on how to land the elevator. We did witness the Flax Seed Cookie/OTTB train wreck. We’ve started a Flax Seed Rescue Thread to help fund the bakers bill for the cookies.
I’m off to the plastic surgeon now…back later depending on the drugs given.
Sounds great mcm! And bling, ooooh I have bling bling BLING! My jacket lining is penguin skin print (not real, my trainer would have a heart attack!) I do agree that we must match perfectly or it won’t matter that I slept with the judge.
I’ll have my GPA on backwards so make sure yours is too! I’ve got browbands, belts, spur charms, and for the added touch, my entire saddle is decorated in pink crystals. My girth is too but there is a pattern of icicles to match my barn’s theme.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
Oh egg BUTT, good call! But I’ll need a big battery for the lights, where could I stow that?
Hey mcm, blinking multicolored or white? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You really want an answer to the first question on this thread? I can think of a cavity to stow the battery in. I think you’d best avoid the CAB for a few days to ensure the battery stays in place.
Snap – The bulby formation should be getting bigger: you want it to be at least the size of a grapefruit. If it doesn’t get bigger on it’s own, you may want to try smearing some used bacon grease on it.
Rambo Go Gold Fishes is extatic about his new colt! It’s all he’s been talking about!!! So there is no need for an animal communicator! I mean, really: any animal worth his weight can talk or write so those who can’t should be resqued! 
And I like the name Kermit D’Foalt! Has a great ring to it… 
