Oh my gosh Finders, that is so wrong! But boy did it make me laugh and even attempt to explain this thread to my husband. He thinks I am crazy but he knows I’ve been happy ever since that I-40 dressage show. You guys are keeping me sane with all of our insanity!
Are you in the Atlanta area?
Bob Evans? Come on, have some class, let’s go to Denny’s. I think those buffalo wings would go real well with my smegma cooler honk. BTW - just what part of a buffalo has wings? No-one has ever been able to tell me.
Even table – Hmmm…losing the feathers should make it worth more! I mean, no one wants a gypsy vanner with feathers! ICK!!! As to your possible pregnancy, call the vet and have them to the test where they feel the uterus through the rectum…it’s the only way to know for sure. 
Heads up everyone…looks like a fight is brewing on the thread titled, “Horrible death for Calgary stampede horses!”. Let’s sit back and watch with glee since we aren’t the ones slinging mud…just chaps!
mcm- whether im training you or your beast, im still a BNT, thank you very much…
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And in case of murder, one can always invoke the “Twinkie defense.”
(showing my age…)
thanks finders keeps the underoos- i appreciate it we will win because my horse will eat the competition(literally).
horse-poo-i heard electrolytes cause gas.
mcm-um…your boards gone up so um…i need an advance on the show and um…i need extra for the um…stuff…yeah…
But does this miraculous SGV nump or fing???
OK, anyone needing help getting to the parade, please post here. I’m rounding up NC rednecks with their short bed dually Ford and Dodge trucks to grab a trailer of any sort (stock, slant load, garden utility, home built wooden slat to come help me haul those stranded on the other side of the hills. Although the parade is scheduled to run from I-40 E in Wilmington to I-40 W in Asheville, we can topsy-turvy it and start it the other way or, heck, we’ll run it both ways. The vendors will be happier about that too. And if we can’t dig up enough trailers for all the trucks, we’ll just load the rescue horses in the beds of the trucks and double decker 'em to get here.
Can we find any more Gypsy Vanners? Folks in NC are rarin’ to learn about these Gypsy Vanners. I keep telling them it is NOT the girl who turns letters on Wheel of Fortune, but they don’t believe me.
We need to change Oreo’s name before you cross the state line cause some of the young’uns really like Oreos and have learned to make Oreo S’mores…don’t want them to get confused and begin stuffing marshmallows all around this small, plump pony.
OK - sign up now for pickup - who all needs a ride?
Cash, food and alcohol donations can be accepted too. Well, maybe not food since we’ll have the rescues with us…perhaps some extra charcoal would be nice.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>And here I thought PMU stood for pregnant mare urine. Was I the only one who thought that? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gawd Even Table, that’s just sick!What is WRONG with you? I have heard/seen some twisted things, but THAT???
Three socks would defeat the purpose. And this guy was by no means a tripod.
The machine gun sounds like a plan - how difficult is it for this guy to just apologise for the nasty way he behaved? Does anyone have a tie I can use for a headband?
Well, duh, Findeight, of course you buy the unbroke 4 year old with a broken leg-you simply smear the broken leg with smegma, wrap it with a twinkie/BOSS mixture, and spray it with that homemade fly spray.
Oh, and DON"T call the vet-its pointless–just have your farrier put stacked shoes on it. And if the leg falls off, prop the horse up with a tripod.
DUH.
I need to think of some better dares for DeLapp. How’s about we get her to ride the KHP XC course nekkid? I bet she’d do it too.
greensboro
someone give mcm a good good good good good nickname…
you can just call me da LAP table danca. duh
actually my name is danielle…but my name backwards is even better
elleinad ppaled
pronounced ‘ellie-nad pupa-led’
eventable – I have a 17.89hh Fell/Shetland with five broken legs. I was debating donating it to the BBQ but do you think BOSS would help it? My BNT said that if I gave her $67599K a month, she could train my horse to be sound, but I don’t think the price is right…sounds a bit low for the level of care I expect. What do you think? Should I give her a 1 hour notice and leave or try BOSS?
I personally just want to catch up with the happy news thread. But you can’t accuse me of not carrying my weight - I was like one of only two posters for most of yesterday. Y’all are big fat slackers.
jetsmom
KT interrrupts this thread for her own personal reasons …
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>neeener neeeener neeeeeee-nerrrrrrr.
I’m at work and nobody’s here so I’m going to go home in an hour and the rest of you suckahs have to stay at work.
thhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbtttt </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread …
