Cairo really enjoyed the wine cooler, and the Southwest flight was so much fun - they didn’t even make me buy another ticket for him, but he did have to stand the entire flight. Folks really seemed to like it though when we hitched him to the drink cart…
Anyway, we’re out of wine cooler. Where’s the margarita stand?
IMO, any combination of those three martingales should ONLY EVER be used in conjunction with a grackle noseband and de gogue or chambon. Let us know how you get on.
A tincture of BOSS mixed with vaseline should clear that ooze right up.
well, it is only cruel & not too unusual when their hooves break thru the flooring and scrape the road. it really cuts down on the gas mileage!
So, if you are mucking out your horse’s stall and they start to poop, have you ever tried to catch it with the rack so there is less to clean up? This is a serious question! So don’t flame me! Flame DeLapp instead!
horse poor- Just find the BOSS and you’ll be home. Geez we told you before you walked off with that circus clown to take 1 BOSS now and 2 more in the morning, now look at you alone lost and covered in tripods.
Delapp- i have become a licensed user of BOSS, thank you prom!!
Suck it up and put some BOSS on them.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! BAd NeWs.
I was on my way to Atlanta for the parade with the rescues and had brought along Oreo, the rescue’s mascot. We pulled the cattle truck over for more beer at a truck stop and discovered that Oreo apparently had eaten the mustang/Estonian Warmblood/heffer rescues sorryallfull. It was probably in self defense. After the shock, we were about to continue and the truck broke down. Now, obviously, I need a new truck to haul the 2-ton Oreo around so if anyone could spare 1K or even 30K for this truck monster we are still accepting donations offshoreacct007 until 1 a.m. PST.
We also need someone to drive the new truck from Indiana to the truckstop in Franklin TN where we are at drinking beer. Please hurry as we don’t want to miss the parade (and they are running low on beer). We will reward you with a rack of Oreo’s ribs at the barbecue tomorrow.
Queasy’s REscUe: horse lovers dedicated to saving the tastiest horses in America (a 5013c nonprofit since June 29, 2005)
Author, “The Equine Epicure” your field guide for cooking Flicka, Black Beauty and OTTBs galore! Only $35 at bookstores everywhere (proceeds go to the rescue so dig deep!)
PS–Will this truck pull a 2-horse trailor over mountainous regions???
mcm - I sent you a PT, I think - new at that. Let me know if you got it.
thanks
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
I will see if I can gather some more…
Eggbutt: You have to pick from the front though, because from the back they all look the same ! Except when wearing chaps, then from the back they can look a little different! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did someone spend some time in Myrtle Beach during Bike Week???
And she could become an animal communicator! Or better yet, a people communicator – PC for short!!! 
I shall bit adieu for the evening as we are making camp somewhere in Canada. I am making a make shift jumper course from the dogs and the baby will be practicing all night.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Now for that nice shot of apple bute to send me into dream land…ahh.
Finders Keepers – Hmmm…while I like tripods, I sort of want to date a normal guy. I don’t know why since they can never find G during a freestyle 
, but they are kind of fun sometimes! 
uuuuuuuugh
Last night, my roomate decided it would be a good idea to have some smegma coolers…a LOT of smegma coolers. i’m still feeling the after shocks. i have never wished for death to come to me so desperately.
lessons are still as scheduled today, but all horses i was supposed to ride will be ridden by my mexican…i mean working student. Same rates apply.
can someone send me some crackers please?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mcm7780:
Delapp – Ahhh…I kind of know where you are! I like near DC…lots 'o traffic! Now, here people warn me that saying redneck can be very offensive but it’s sort of a joke in California: it means you are a hick. So my friends have to sometimes give me lessons on what I can and cannot say! L
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the definition of redneck: anyone who, after EVERY firework goes off on july 4th, will yell, at the top of their lungs one of the following things:
this is what happened at lovely abingdon, va fire works on the 4th…it was reaaaaal nice.
so you are saying that the title should be named after you??? no! you are not cool enough, becuase you did not list twinkies…i think it should have something to do with chaps or tripods.
and eggbutt, now that i know this, i shall be extra careful when i come home for a week in august…i’m gonna be paraniod every time i visit my grandparents…and do you go to purgasons? cause if so, i may have to hire body guards…
I am SO ASHAMED to be a part of this thread any longer…it’s turned to smut, dirt, sex and more sex and even more sex, and I just can not abide it any longer. You women (and one man?) are small minded and have nothing better to do than snark and carry on like a bunch of banshees in heat!
Ok, now that that rant is over, I’ve made a wonderful BOSS Skin Cream for all the flashers! It will take those nasty age spots away in seconds, firm up those sagging, hangy-down items just like an 18 year old and add a gorgeous bronzy glow to the skin. I’m marketing (this is not an ad) each 4 oz bottle for $83.49 plust $22.34 shipping and handling. If you act now I’ll throw in another 2 oz for FREE along with a smegma/udder crust dip cook book compiled from the Posts of the Chronicle of the Horse! Offer expires at 10:30 EDT.
Oh and by the way, in my shows, all tests with halts at G are banned. Only Musical Freestyles with a halt at X, canter deeply to C and reinback to G, Canter deeply to C and reinback to X (repeat until desired effect is achieved) are allowed.
Hey no trailering without a 3/4 ton dually truck at least… anything else and you will Die! Die! Die!
If I start 'splainin, honey, I’ll be digging myself a deeper hole.
Ummmmm, hellllllllllllllllllo, does anyone care that I am lost?
I need HELP, people.
DUH!
Happy birthday! For a festive party dip, combine one cup of sour cream, one tablespoon horseradish and two teaspoons of smegma. Mix, chill and serve with crusty French bread hunks. If you really wanna have fun, just serve it and don’t tell anyone what the “secret ingredient” is. Yum!
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