even TABLE…i told you. we are both men. tripods in fact…we just post those silly photos in these ‘photo albums’ online to fool you! muahaha!
mcm. i checkered my pts. i feel loffed!
i like the name Snor-kal for Go Goldfishes better…cause snor-kal wasn’t in there…duh.
mcm…do you really want to associate with people who think you are being serious about bbqing rescued horses?
duh.
nonono…thin mints, and those animal cookies w/the choc. on the back are the best!
no ones answered my BOSS question. help. should i jsut call my vet and ask him?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
And seriously even table, who would ever want to mess with pregnant mare urine? Is there something wrong that you aren’t sharing with us?
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What even table isn’t telling us is that she’s originally from Washington State… and had to leave in the middle of the night after someone discovered THAT videotape.
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mcm - if you had wireless internet and a laptop, you could get online while locking yourself into the bathroom. duh
try luggin a freakin pc in there…specially if you are at the SHED…whew
I kid you not…it’s on here…its on horse care.
even table, im no dummy. i remember you speaking of this ‘snorkel’ horse…i shall buy it for 6 million. do you think this is not enough?
Easy, get him a monagrammed collar with LOTS of bling-bling so you can see him!!
Horse poo – I would love to come visit your barn sometime! And I do like Many Colts Meandering…I like anything that doesn’t involve mullets!
Puh – Well, if you didn’t stink, maybe you’d be cool! 
Hey, I never said you were making no effort to improve. I said despite your best efforts, improvement was elusive, but we’d keep trying.
BTW, I’d like to propose that comments made on other threads be inadmissible as evidence on this thread. They are clearly not directly related.
I just have my kids hold the gooseneck ball though the sunroof of my VW Jetta. Works great and they keep their hands off each other. Of course the screams from both the car and trailer can be nerve wreaking at times. I just take my hands off the steering wheel and stick them in my ears.
Also as far as dressage test and jumping patterns go, I’m pretty lucky that my guy has big ears that I staple the patterns to them and in the process they always are forward and perky - so that MUST mean he’s happy.
ALLLL you have to do is put your doublewide up on cinderblocks to aviod flooding. if you dig a really deep hole, kinda like a well, under your doublewide that is stacked on about 6 feet of cinderblocks, at the lowest point on your property, then you can have your own water every time it rains…just run a hose down the hole and from there up to the double wide and siphon the water up when you need it. in order to keep the tires on your vehicle from rotting, make sure you put that on cinder blocks during flood season too. can your horses swim? maybe during flood season you can buy a few catfish to stock your pond, er property with and then let your horses try to catch them. horses eat meat, they don’t really like grass, my trainer from umbagwandaledesh told me so. mmm, tasty. don’t worry about hay. if its wet enough, you’ll get some good algae growth, and the horses can just eat that. also make sure that if you put your bug zapper outside, make sure its higher than the water when it floods, cause otherwise you will electricute your horses…
you don’t really need fences. just clicker train your horses. or you can put those zappy collars on them and just zap em anytime they go tooooo far away from the house. they will figure it out soon enough. and if not, just lower the bug zapper into the water during the flood season and poof, dinner.
make sure that the real estate person is the real deal. make sure they ask you to deposit the money in an off-shore account, because otherwise, they are scamming you. good luck on your property. i wish i had found it first!
You’ll be pleased to know that I have just this minute decided to offer a BOSS therapy pool at my barn, in conjunction with my BNT buck training clinics. $67599K per month sounds about right, but this will only cover the cost of the actual treatment, so you should send your horse with his own sandwiches for his lunch. If you require full board and keep, please credit $6 million to my Canary bank account (did I mention it’s not actually in canary, that’s just the colour of my cheques). I will give you back $1 million when my family’s seized assets in Outer Inner Mongolia are released via the UN-brokered deal which Angelina Jolie is currently publicising. Angelina has also recently purchased a foal by my recently sold shire / falabella cross and will be putting it in the leadrein classes next week. It is 6 months old and newly weaned, so we expect it to be going to the world games next year.
So, where’s them Oreo cookies???
oh and Lapp Dancer - make a tail bag out of duct tape, baling twine, and elmers glue. Leave tail in bag for approximately 4 months. When you take it out, it will look thicker. Duh.
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<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things…you make a sort of “honking” sound every time you walk!
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nice…honk honk honk…
are you SURE that there NJ isn’t too high class for us? i mean, really…but it does sound nice…
Snap - I did charge your account and the pony is yours. Of course your baby won! A lovely trainer from Argentina liked her style so much that she’s taken her to the west coast to catch ride for her. I packed a bag for the pony and printed out mapquest directions for her to get to Antartica. She should make it up there in a few days. Maybe you want to send a penguin to escort her?
A tripod rodeo…hmmm…im feeling deja vou
Thanks to all that have donated to the flax seed cookie rescue fund. I can now retire at the age of 22…I mean I can now feel confident that these poor creatures will be saved.
ABSOLUTELY!
I’ve never done it, but how hard can it be?? I’ll get to work right away. We’ll have her very versatile, ready for the jumpers this weekend and the walker shows by sunday. piece of cake
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