Sideways. And Zeeland is in the Netherlands.
There were a couple of x-rated sites if you google Johnny Depp with resque. 'Fess up - who’s been making X-rated resque pics?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
If only the two of you were men, the fact that you keep fighting over me would be less sweet and more exciting… 
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I already offered to fight over you naked but you said no…how much more excitment do you want?!?
OK - my boss (not BOSS, but real boss) just came down the hall to see what was so funny…I just smiled sheepishly…
You forgot to add “jingles needed” although that may be a bit too sacreligous!
My, my I sure needed this one today. Thanks for the umpteenth time!
Is burlap approved for the dressage ring? 'Cause once I get my 3-legged mare knocked up tomorrow, we’re heading back for that big dressage show down the road. Thought we’d give it a try, since pregnancy is supposed to really settle the flighty mares, right? And what better test than one of those 2nd level tests, right? Just lots of sitting trot stuff, right? All that jarring oughta help get her to “take,” too, right? Does anybody have any side reins I can borrow? We’ve gotta get that collection thing down in three days.
duh buff. EVERYONE knows that!
horse_poor: don’t you just hate when you get lost? convenient that you’ve got internet access though. have even table send her lear jet. i would offer mine, but the tripods got it dirty last night and i had to send it in for cleaning. also, you ditched the dress about 1/2 way thru the prom, and were one of the people running around buck naked yelling about UFO’s and aliens stealing all of the BOSS and Flax seed cookies. we were tired of seeing you run around naked, so we put the burlap sack on you and all of the other naked people and dumped you in the woods…oops.
even table: i can’t wait to win the lottery and have you as my trainer when i move to nz. i am so very excited!
and, since you know everything…you must also know of my 2 most favorite things in the universe…and probably the people who make them…
i have 2 names for you:
mallow puffs
toffee pops
mmm…thats why i’m really moving to nz…not to train with you, though it would be an honor…but for my love affair for these 2 things…
So can you make smegma cooler from the udder crust on a mare? 'cause that’s all I have now and I’m missing out…
I know, you can keep your upper crust, I’ll take my udder crust. What an ad slogan…place that product if you can.
I know I will cross that other bridge, the one over the fire. And waiting for me will be animals I have helped or encountered. The German Shepard who chased me at age 10 on my bike for 6 blocks before knocking me off and biting my butt. The stray cat I rescued that bit my thumb and severed the nerve rendering it unbendable to this day-how convenient. The fancy TB that tripled his bonafide rescue purchase price in 8 weeks and rewarded me by bucking me off at all too regular intervals. My current mare will greet me as she does on this side of the bridge…ears flat and teeth snapping.
Yeah, I can hardly wait to cross over.
Pass me another Udder Crust.
Ummmmmm I do not think this is horse related guys.
Duh.
oh Long Leaf you know what look great with your new saddle?!?!?!? If you could get the real cheetah hide and have the open mouthed head dangling from your brow band. And somehow have the claws and feet made into stirrup covers.
PMU Mom - have you been hanging out on the Ricki Lake BB?
DeLapp - I liked it better when you were fighting over me. Discussion my foot. And I’ve seen pictures of you - either you’re a chick or you can pass for one in broad daylight!
DeLapp512 – Where the heck is Bristol? (To keep this horse related: I’ll come train the three-legged sucker not to go on the internet for you, okay?) I live in Alexandria…I moved here last August from California to start grad school.
Just let the dogs loose and leave a note that says “they ate my loafers, I got even”
HEY since naters is house sitting, lets have the rpom there!! Less clean up for us (those rescue bbq stains are really hard to get out of furniture!!) I"m gonna make some flax seed cookies, but I’m going to need some donations, the price has gone way up!
Holly is off sulking in a corner. After having a good time at the I-40 dressage show, I went to one nearby. My OTTB totally lost her mind and freaked. Guess I shouldn’t have drugged her up so much at the I-40 show. I’m now thinking more parades might be in order so that she thinks dressage shows aren’t so scarey. Sigh. Guess I need a trip to the Woodford Reserve Distillary. 
even table: why must you always think of food? is resque not enough??? jack in the box is NOTHING! forget it. you don’t need it. it is resque you crave
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by RHF_cSi:
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But the typical male would rather spend hours looking for it than stop and ask for directions
Sorry, I’m late to this thread… I’ve been out feeding my horses on alfalfa.
SARS, horsepoor? My horse had that and it died.
Hey, rumor has it all the popular people are hanging out here! Maybe even having lunch together.
[Reynard Ridge rattles her brown bag lunch and looks around]
So, where are you??
hi my name in RHF and i dont know what a BOSS is…it all started a few days ago i was minding my own buisness and started reading about the BOSS…than i thought WHAT IS BOSS??? 
sorry i’m just so…CONFUSED…leaves in a fluster
(the new 2005 fluster by the way!! )
Just saw that horse cloning is now available! Can I clone Rambo Go GOld Fishes? Please please please?! I really want that “unattainable horse” that through cloning can be available to the “middle class horse aficianado.”
Except that I guess I’d have to be middle class first.
cllane1 – Hehe…we wouldn’t want to share our secret BBQ recipe with everyone! L
Snappy Pants – Sorry to hear you are stuck on the West Coast… I could come visit you when I go back on the 21st and then I could help you find a job, etc. As for Snap Go Gold Fishes, why don’t you just sent him to me for now while I figure out how to sell him?
Finders – I’m still working out the lease or sale details for Snap Go Gold Fishes. For now, I think I will keep him at my place but you can lease him and see him there, okay?
Naters – Yummm…BNT Roast! (We need a drooling icon!)
