I think you should call the vet, fire the vet, fire the farrier, and give it some BOSS. Then fire the BNT. Twice.
Who is the BOSS anyway?
Umm… I’m all about having fun and whatnot, but don’t you think the title’s reference to Terri Shiavo is a little disrespectful?
look, we’ve gone and gotten off topic! gosh!
back to prom. when is it going to be? cause i need some rescues delivered to me to cook. can anyone help out? who was sending them treats to fatten them up? cause they need to send me some horses to cook. i can’t provide food without food…
i wonder how long we can make this thread last? we can just all keep asking about BOSS…what is it, by the way… 
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>Okay guys! I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM!!!</span> 
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>My mom sent me a bunch of my riding books, right? 
Well I opened them and am all excited and tried to share my excitement and fun with my roommate. Can you believe she wasn’t excited to see that I have Reflections on Riding and Jumping, Schooling Your Horse, Reschooling The Thoroughbred, etc?!?!? 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER??? 
Should I call the vet? Do you think there is a non-toxic fly spray I could use to help her? I am so confused! Maybe if I could get a BNT to sleep with her she’d start getting excited about horses… Someone, please help! I just don’t know what to do!! crying hysterically</span> 
Oh boy, you make me want a glass of wine. This is my kind of thread, lunch and talk about who???
we can drink peach bellini’s and margaritas. Free drinks to all BNT’s and anyone who brings BOSS! The exibitors part will have a live band, maybe Ozzy Ozbourne, he could bite the head off of someones JRT,it’ll be sweet!
But Jetsmom, are you riding DEEP?
RHF, you need to ad
Confused member of the “What is BOSS” Cult…er…CLIQUE
to your sig line… 
So Eggbutt, come up to Boone while I’m there in a couple of weeks. Rarely gets too hot there and there is a place that does great BBQ. I’ll have to ask if it’s resque. 
I’m not MCM’s BNT anymore, she switched after I resqued her horses.
'sides, why would I want an overweight spotty geek when Johnny Depp is still locked up in my trailer from prom?
LOL joining this thread late, but I also spat out a beverage on the computer while reading it…
Oh my, I wouldn’t post as I am a day crew person but I had a few (real) smegma coolers and felt the need to give a shout out to the wonderful people who make me laugh all the time!
I am so sorry, that OTTB that caused the unfortunate end to the cookies used to be my jumper. But I sold him for $3 zillion dollars so I’m not too upset. How is the show starting tonight??? Mcm, we need to practice to get this show on the road, do you know the course yet? Oh well, if you find out I’ll tattoo it to my horse/moose’s neck!
(Seriously, take the smegma coolers away from Snap!)
mcm - i think that you shouldn’t be fighting with me over even TABLE cause you aren’t training with her anymore…duh
and plus, even TABLE, i think it would be more exciting if you were a guy…no, rephrase…a hot guy, who we were fighting over. so there
horse [you know…just keeping with the theme]
by the way, TABLE, me and mcm think that you are uncool because you do not have a photo link at the bottom…you are voted out!
Hey, my purple color IS NOT sissy!!! It is classy, and if you do not want your ass handed to you at the great Spaghetti Junction Hunter/Jumper Classic, you had better get used to using it.
And since I am going to be the hosting member and providing all you can handle BOSS bar, I declare purple to be the offical show color.
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>On another serious note, I am watching Nancy Grace right now, who is talking to little Shasta’s grandmother–that little girl needs all of our jingles in a bad way…</span>
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>NOBODY touches my ridgie!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why did I automatically assume that this thread just tipped into the X ratings?
So I leave for 2 days and come back to 5 pages of this?!? WOW!
Who missed me?!?! I am sure you all did, right?
Remember how a mazillion pages ago I mentioned we should have a show in NJ catered by the Bob Evan’s my friend works at? Well, that is who I went to visit this weekend! He’s a tripod…
Even Table – I bet you are sad I ditched you as my BNT… I won sooo many ribbons at the show, probably more than all the riders you brought!
DeLapDance – I’m going to miss JuJu, that was a fun pony to ride!
As you all know, Snap and I won the 18 Wheeler Tandem (YEAH!!!) since we practiced together and are probably the only team who have met in real life! I will post a picture of the two of us soon.
Anyway, after the show and all the smegma coolers, I think I may need to go into detox for a while…see you all later!
i cant wait for the $4,000,000 Swamp Dump Grand Prix hey MCM maybe we can get Rambo ready for it, jumps are only 8 feet or so this is my horse i’m ridding in it
queasy- Well I’ll have you know my fat horsies are looking rather svelte in their new high heels! I think this may be having an effect on their backs now though… Anyone know of good saddles for high-withered horsies??? CAn you get push-up pommels???
I definitely think that at the prom, when everyone votes for the king and queen, they should also have to vote for favorite child rider, or favorite BNT, just so everyone knows who is liked.
Don’t worry, movies are being made. They will be available via the internet (check out the Paris Hilton websites for order details).
