Woman Shot at Barisone Farm

[HorseAlter1]

Quoting for posterity.

if you really are Lauren Kanarek, you most certainly have a criminal record.
Definitely not “squeaky clean” by any means.

And to dispel a few other myths, I know plenty of people who are 22 and didn’t get “jumped at bars” if that is in fact a realistic explanation of why you got in the trouble you did.

Furthermore, the person you quoted doesn’t have to be “fault free” in life in order to comment on anything.

@La-LaPopRider

A former po would have read the dispositions on the 2003 (16 yrs ago but whose counting) charges. Fail. It’s not that difficult. The acquittal records are public. Was jumped by 7 people at a bar Bc… when you’re 22 that kinda stuff happens. Didn’t realize you were fault free in life. Anyway, my criminal record was clean enough to register two weapons in NC Bc it is SQEAKY CLEAN. As an “ex po” u should know, anyone can be arrested at any time for any reason. Courts decide guilt or innocence. Guess you’ll have to judge me on fb page now, since not one person bothered to read the actual outcomes of my 16-14 yr ago arrests.

My fb page is mine & I can be as silly or serious as I want … my actual friends know who I am. As do my horses. Thanks for your lovely opinion though.

[La-LaPopRider]

@supernatural

Count me in. I’ll donate to his defense.

Omg. You people are just as bad as Wachowhich. Think about that.

[eggbutt]

@La-LaPopRider

A former po would have read the dispositions on the 2003 (16 yrs ago but whose counting) charges. Fail. It’s not that difficult. The acquittal records are public. Was jumped by 7 people at a bar Bc… when you’re 22 that kinda stuff happens. Didn’t realize you were fault free in life. Anyway, my criminal record was clean enough to register two weapons in NC Bc it is SQEAKY CLEAN. As an “ex po” u should know, anyone can be arrested at any time for any reason. Courts decide guilt or innocence. Guess you’ll have to judge me on fb page now, since not one person bothered to read the actual outcomes of my 16-14 yr ago arrests.

My fb page is mine & I can be as silly or serious as I want … my actual friends know who I am. As do my horses. Thanks for your lovely opinion though.

There were charges on 12/12/02 of assault and simple trespass, both deferred disposition; a charge on 2/6/03 of assault with a deadly weapon with a voluntary dismissal; and, on 8/5/03 of communicating threats and harassing phone call, both voluntary dismissal.

For sure there was a pattern of behavior then that seems to have resurfaced. These are merely facts from your past people are pointing out. Nothing more or less.

[La-LaPopRider]

@HorseAlter1

Quoting for posterity.

if you really are Lauren Kanarek, you most certainly have a criminal record.
Definitely not “squeaky clean” by any means.

And to display a few other myths, I know plenty of people who are 22 and didn’t get “jumped at bars” if that is in fact a realistic explanation of why you got in the trouble you did.

Furthermore, the person you quoted doesn’t have to be “fault free” in life in order to comment on anything.

Excuse me? I did get jumped at a bar. By 7 people. That charge was “assault w a deadly weapon.” That “weapon,” was the mini cranberry juice bottle I was holding Bc … I don’t drink. And no, I have zero convictions on my record. That makes it CLEAN. Or, do you not understand how dispositions work? Never mind. Got my answer in your reply.

[supernatural]

Was one of those two weapons you registered in NC the gun you were shot with?

[cutter99]

@La-LaPopRider

Forensics are unnecessary. We know who gave mb the gun. She’s next to be arrested. Or, that’s the plan.
This case is cut and dried. I was shot in the middle of the day for NO reason. MB’s gf didn’t want us there- too bad. We don’t conduct biz w her. She wanted that house for herself ever Since she broke up mb and vk marriage. More to the story of course, but my attorneys prefer I say little as possible. Please, judge people only when YOU become perfect.

QFP

[Marla_100]

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[supernatural]

Was she shot with one of the two guns that were registered in North Carolina?

[HorseAlter1]

1. Forensics are necessary. To suggest otherwise is asinine
2. There is no such thing as perfection. If people had to be perfect in order to make judgements, there would be no judges and no juries. People can comment on whatever they wish to.
3. If you really are Lauren Kanarek, you certainly aren’t paying attention to your attorneys!

@La-LaPopRider

Forensics are unnecessary. We know who gave mb the gun. She’s next to be arrested. Or, that’s the plan.
This case is cut and dried. I was shot in the middle of the day for NO reason. MB’s gf didn’t want us there- too bad. We don’t conduct biz w her. She wanted that house for herself ever Since she broke up mb and vk marriage. More to the story of course, but my attorneys prefer I say little as possible. Please, judge people only when YOU become perfect.

[HorseAlter1]

You do have a criminal record. Absolutely. It isn’t clean.
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@La-LaPopRider

Excuse me? I did get jumped at a bar. By 7 people. That charge was “assault w a deadly weapon.” That “weapon,” was the mini cranberry juice bottle I was holding Bc … I don’t drink. And no, I have zero convictions on my record. That makes it CLEAN. Or, do you not understand how dispositions work? Never mind. Got my answer in your reply.

[supernatural]

@Sparrowette

A Fable:

Once upon a time, there was a wolf and a bear. The bear lived with his ladybear and her cubs, and they lived on berries and whatever they could find, not intruding on others. They lived happily this way for many years.

Then one day, a wolf moved into his cave.

The wolf had a stick. She started poking the bear with the stick, while crying out “I’M SO AFRAID OF THIS BEAR!! THIS BEAR WANTS TO HURT ME!!!”

The bear didn’t like being poked with the stick, so he tried to move away from her. He went to live in another small cave nearby, but where he could still take care of his ladybear and her cubs.

Many times, the bear asked for help from other bears. “Please help me! This wolf keeps poking me with that stick! She won’t stop!!” Other bears said “We’ll go talk to her.” And they did.

But the wolf kept poking with the stick while crying out “I’M SO AFRAID OF THIS BEAR!! THIS BEAR WANTS TO HURT ME!!!”. She kept on poking, poking and poking while crying out, and out and out.

It continued this way for months. And the bear kept asking for help. Other bears still did not help, they just tried to reason with the wolf over and over and over. But she kept on, and on, and on, poking with a stick while crying out “I’M SO AFRAID OF THIS BEAR!! THIS BEAR WANTS TO HURT ME!!!”.

Some of the wolf’s friends told her, “You don’t have to be afraid. Come to live with us here! We will keep you safe!” But the wolf said “No, I’ll stay here.” And kept on poking the bear with a stick while crying out “I’M SO AFRAID OF THIS BEAR!! THIS BEAR WANTS TO HURT ME!!!”

Finally, the wolf started poking her stick at the bear cubs. She poked the cubs that the bear loved. He had told his ladybear that he would help her take care of the cubs and protect them, and here was this wolf, poking them with a stick.

And finally,

the bear thought,

“Yes. I DO want to hurt her.”

Because the Bear was temporarily Insane!!!

[La-LaPopRider]

@eggbutt

There were charges on 12/12/02 of assault and simple trespass, both deferred disposition; a charge on 2/6/03 of assault with a deadly weapon with a voluntary dismissal; and, on 8/5/03 of communicating threats and harassing phone call, both voluntary dismissal.

For sure there was a pattern of behavior then that seems to have resurfaced. These are merely facts from your past people are pointing out. Nothing more or less.

Maybe they’re just patterns of someone else’s behavior in calling the cops for ridiculous reasons or no reason at all. You read the DISMISSAL - did you not? Many times. No, every time. No idea what the 02 charges were but they must have been dumb Bc they were dismissed.
Onto 03’ - my best friends was cheating on her. I told her. He filed harassment charges. Included the phone call. She is now DEAD, Bc she killed herself when she caught him red handed while she was 2 weeks out from giving birth.

Interesting no no one mentioned the 900 speeding tickets. I didn’t get dismissals on those… oh. I see. Speeding isn’t as juicy as some erroneous charges which you can blatantly see - were dismissed. Just to point out, when a case is dismissed, you go back to being innocent. That’s how the court system works here. Luckily, too. Imagine if I wasted my time going through everyone of your records on this forum… bet I’d find REAL juice. No dismissals either.

[Sticky_Situation]

Ah yes. The old “minding my own business, studying the Bible and drinking a wholesome glass of [cranberry juice] when I got jumped by these 7 people! No, I never saw them before.”

Tale as old as time.

[La-LaPopRider]

@HorseAlter1

You do have a criminal record. Absolutely. It isn’t clean.
You appear to be a narcissist who doesn’t have any common sense. As someone else put it, a grifter who is out to cause trouble,

Again, a record with arrests but all dismissals is considered clean. Also, it doesn’t help your accusations that the most recent charge was 13 yrs ago.
You don’t know me. You don’t know MB. You weren’t there, were you? Stir the pot elsewhere.

[smoofox]

Perhaps it would be wise to shut this thread down at this point - as it is not helping either “side” in this sad, chaotic mess and may be edging into legal territory that most of us posting on COTH are not involved in.

@Moderator 1

[eggbutt]

@La-LaPopRider

MB’s gf didn’t want us there- too bad. We don’t conduct biz w her. She wanted that house for herself ever Since she broke up mb and vk marriage. More to the story of course, but my attorneys prefer I say little as possible. Please, judge people only when YOU become perfect.

As far as MH breaking up anyone’s marriage, I don’t think that is for anyone to judge or assume nor is it relevant to this situation. From all the posts I saw from her regarding you, she was always complimentary and remained above the fray even when threatened and called the police. Many of the posters on this forum have known MH for over 20 years and she has always been nothing but pleasant, courteous, accommodating, kind and an amazing mother.

If your attorneys prefer you say as little as possible (which I’m positive they’ve advised that), why are you posting? You don’t need to defend yourself in the eye of the public. Why do you care what anyone is saying or guessing or wondering about?

[HorseAlter1]

If you are Lauren Kanarek:

1. your record is indicative of a pattern
2. You appear to have in insatiable desire for attention based on your posts on the internet and social media
3. If your attorney has told you to keep your mouth shut, you certainly aren’t following his/her advice
4. You claim that you are innocent, didn’t do anything to provoke your troubles, but the evidence suggests otherwise.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662

@La-LaPopRider

Maybe they’re just patterns of someone else’s behavior in calling the cops for ridiculous reasons or no reason at all. You read the DISMISSAL - did you not? Many times. No, every time. No idea what the 02 charges were but they must have been dumb Bc they were dismissed.
Onto 03’ - my best friends was cheating on her. I told her. He filed harassment charges. Included the phone call. She is now DEAD, Bc she killed herself when she caught him red handed while she was 2 weeks out from giving birth.

Interesting no no one mentioned the 900 speeding tickets. I didn’t get dismissals on those… oh. I see. Speeding isn’t as juicy as some erroneous charges which you can blatantly see - were dismissed. Just to point out, when a case is dismissed, you go back to being innocent. That’s how the court system works here. Luckily, too. Imagine if I wasted my time going through everyone of your records on this forum… bet I’d find REAL juice. No dismissals either.

[jetsmom]

If you thought your life was in danger, why didnt you leave? You had offers to board the horses.
Can you post photos of your 2 guns? One was also a 9 mm Ruger, right? Are you lying about owning 2 guns and passing a background check?
Why did you harass someone you didnt know who’s child drowned? I’ve seen your posts about that. Why her?

[supernatural]

How many people have been to a bar, many bars, and have never been attacked by 2 or 7 or 10 girls. Time to recognize the part you play in your “ bad” situations. I’m very sorry you were shot. You are lucky to be alive.

[HorseAlter1]

Don’t make assumptions. You don’t know whether I know you or not. Nor do you know whether or not I know Michael Barisone.

As for stirring the pot, we aren’t. You came on to COTH and spewed nonsense. Others are merely replying to put you in your place and offer a rebuttal.

@La-LaPopRider

Again, a record with arrests but all dismissals is considered clean. Also, it doesn’t help your accusations that the most recent charge was 13 yrs ago.
You don’t know me. You don’t know MB. You weren’t there, were you? Stir the pot elsewhere.