Installment 3b is here!
I apologize profusely for the delay. I got together with the empty trailer (or was it the open trailer?) and we made a short trip south from NJ for the Outlaw Music Festival. We should have brought Conchita with us on the trailer because the grass here is very green!!!
Willie Nelson is 1$#^$& awesome. The !bleep! is so old and wonât die.
He even sung about LK!!! Can you believe it??? I think she got to Willie too!!! How does she do it!!!
"Oh Lord itâs hard to be humble
When youâre perfect in every way
I canât wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a woman
Oh Lord Itâs hard to be humble,
But Iâm doing the best that I canâŚ
I used to have a boyfriend
But I guess he just couldnât compete,
With all of these love-starved men,
Who keep cowering at my feet
Oh I probably could find me another,
But I guess theyâre all in awe of me
Who cares?
I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own companyâŚ
Some folks say that Iâm egotistical
!bleep! I donât even know what that means
I guess it has something to do
With the way that I fill out my skin tight with jeans"
But after thinking for a while, I thought maybe another thing that could have happened is MB went to WN and asked him to write a song about LK for the purpose of annoying her and getting her to leave. Oh, did you know that one time when WN got arrested, the judge said they would let him off without any jail time if he agreed to sing for the court.