Woman Shot at Barisone Farm

[TheBlueSaddle]

Thank you for helping confirm my story of why LK started this mess!!!

@Power boost

It’s hard to be truthful when putting on a facade. I want them all to believe me, but my story changes a lot.
I can’t pretend to be an Angel when evil dominates. My lies are not working, people are starting to hate.
money is no object, it’s disposable to me. Daddy pays all our bills so we can live in harmony.
My jealousy is crazy, it’s something I can’t control. Harrassing and torturing others makes me feel I’m whole.

I have to create profiles so I can complement myself. If I don’t get the attention, I feel like I’m back in hell.
my boobs saved my life, they look so good on me. Tired of the -A cup, I need a double D.
i wanted my own farm, I never thought I could. It looks like my plan is working, God I look so good.

[Joanne]

@Power boost

It’s hard to be truthful when putting on a facade. I want them all to believe me, but my story changes a lot.
I can’t pretend to be an Angel when evil dominates. My lies are not working, people are starting to hate.
money is no object, it’s disposable to me. Daddy pays all our bills so we can live in harmony.
My jealousy is crazy, it’s something I can’t control. Harrassing and torturing others makes me feel I’m whole.

I have to create profiles so I can complement myself. If I don’t get the attention, I feel like I’m back in hell.
my boobs saved my life, they look so good on me. Tired of the -A cup, I need a double D.
i wanted my own farm, I never thought I could. It looks like my plan is working, God I look so good.

No need to post under a different name, Lala. You were not banned.

[catzndogz22]

@erinmeri

I would argue that none of us know the facts… but regardless of what they may be, I see little viability for any film adaptation of this story.

I dunno. With a little artistic liberty, it could be a thriller down the lines of Fatal Attraction or Gone Girl. I think Ben Affleck would make a pretty good Michael Barisone. Or maybe Vince Vaughn? He’s good at playing an affable, likable guy who can turn dark. Jodie Comer is a no-brainer to play LK.

Killing Eve spoiler alert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdhotN0Dnw

[TheBlueSaddle]

But do any of those actors know how to fancy-prance on a horse?

@catzndogz22

I dunno. With a little creative flair and better writing skills than LK has demonstrated, it could be a thriller down the lines of Fatal Attraction or Gone Girl. I think Ben Affleck would make a pretty good Michael Barisone. Or maybe Vince Vaughn! He’s good at playing an affable, likable guy who can turn dark. Jodie Comer is a no-brainer to play LK.

Killing Eve spoiler alert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdhotN0Dnw

[catzndogz22]

@TheBlueSaddle

But do any of those actors know how to fancy-prance on a horse?

If Stephen Colbert could handle the fancy prancing, I’m sure Jodie Comer could do it! She’s a badass. I’ll bet she could even do it without piaffing her pants.

[Power_boost]

@Joanne

No need to post under a different name, Lala. You were not banned.

Trust me you, this is by no way, shape, or form LaLa pooper. It was a poem I wrote but I was hoping to get more credibility than being assumed to be a crazy narcissist.

[Power_boost]

@Joanne

No need to post under a different name, Lala. You were not banned.

JoAnne, please give me more credit then that. I do not like LK AT ALL.

[Brown_Derby]

@tryintogethere

Are you referring to it being called Hawthorne Hill Farm?

Yes. Can you correct me on the correct name? I thought it was Hawthorne Farm. My apologies to COTH if I am wrong.

[erinmeri]

@catzndogz22

I dunno. With a little creative flair and better writing skills than LK has demonstrated, it could be a thriller down the lines of Fatal Attraction or Gone Girl. I think Ben Affleck would make a pretty good Michael Barisone. Or maybe Vince Vaughn! He’s good at playing an affable, likable guy who can turn dark. Jodie Comer is a no-brainer to play LK.

Killing Eve spoiler alert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdhotN0Dnw

Not to spoil the fun, but BIG STRETCH.

[TheBlueSaddle]

Hopefully her riding gear wouldn’t come from SmartPak

@catzndogz22

If Stephen Colbert could handle the fancy prancing, I’m sure Jodie Comer could do it! She’s a badass. I’ll bet she could do it without even piaffing her pants!

[tryintogethere]

@Brown Derby

Yes. Can you correct me on the correct name? I thought it was Hawthorne Farm. My apologies to COTH if I am wrong.

It is Hawthorne Hill Farm. I was not sure if the media were calling it something else.

[hank]

@TheBlueSaddle

But do any of those actors know how to fancy-prance on a horse?

Doesn’t matter…by all accounts, LK doesn’t know, either

[Brown_Derby]

@tryintogethere

It is Hawthorne Hill Farm. I was not sure if the media were calling it something else.

Thank you. Such fine publications as the NY Post referred to it as Hawthorne Farm. I will untwist my boy shorts now.

[Knights_Mom]

@Power boost

It’s hard to be truthful when putting on a facade. I want them all to believe me, but my story changes a lot.
I can’t pretend to be an Angel when evil dominates. My lies are not working, people are starting to hate.
money is no object, it’s disposable to me. Daddy pays all our bills so we can live in harmony.
My jealousy is crazy, it’s something I can’t control. Harrassing and torturing others makes me feel I’m whole.

I have to create profiles so I can complement myself. If I don’t get the attention, I feel like I’m back in hell.
my boobs saved my life, they look so good on me. Tired of the -A cup, I need a double D.
i wanted my own farm, I never thought I could. It looks like my plan is working, God I look so good.

Holy crap, there’s a POEM?

[ladyj79]

A poem based on this bad fan fic.

[MHM]

Sorry, greenies. Anybody on this thread who signed up here in the last month has about a 50/50 chance of being either LK or a friend of LK, in my mind. Or possibly a foe. :lol:

[Power_boost]

@MHM

Sorry, greenies. Anybody on this thread who signed up here in the last month has about a 50/50 chance of being either LK or a friend of LK, in my mind. Or possibly a foe. :lol:

I just signed up as per the advice of a good friend WE ALL can’t stand LK. She had been this way her whole life. Trust me when I say she is CRUEL

[Power_boost]

She has absolutley bo friends from grade or Highschool lk is her biggest and only fan. She made up 10+ accounts on Facebook and starts trouble for everyone. She is constantly commenting on her own posts.

[alibi_18]

Is the house full?

I mean the moon!!!

So many houseguests, so little evidences.

[MHM]

@Power boost

She made up 10+ accounts on Facebook and starts trouble for everyone. She is constantly commenting on her own posts.

See, stuff like that never even crosses my mind unless somebody points it out. Except on threads like this one. :rolleyes: