Okay, I thought I was a grammar and usage nazi, but apparently not:
I literally could not be less surprised that LK has been lying out her ass.
Can someone explain the usage error here? Many people use literally incorrectly in place of figuratively or virtually, but I don’t think that’s the case here. For instance if I say “I am literally dying of hunger right now.”, that’s incorrect usage. I am using “dying of hunger” figuratively, and hyperbolicly (exaggeration for emphasis.) I should just say “I’m dying of hunger” without using “literally” as an intensifying modifier. Everyone who can see my wide ass understands I’m not actually dying of hunger.
But saying “I truly could not be less surprised” as in “zero surprise is present, I can’t register surprise as a negative” - how is that incorrect? I wouldn’t even classify that as hyberbole - @Omgitsme literally has zero surprise.
Since “literally” is overused, both correctly and incorrectly, if I were editing @Omgitsme, I would probably change it to “I truly could not be less surprised” or “I have zero surprise” as a cleaner construction, but I’m not editing her. Because this is an internet BB, and editing other’s posts is the definition of insanity.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Pedant, out.