aardvarkcaca? Isn’t that one? No? Oh well, in my world it is 
Sigh…fond memories of last weeks Erin-baiting thread…move over DL, I’ll just come specticate with you…do we get to sit on the Porch and swing the Purse??? Will Heidi’s latest hoohoo doings be accompanied by the ChooChoo of an AntrakSmack??? Shall we call the Helmetdoggolfcart Poleece???
Thank goodness we’re finally going to have an “Official COTH BB Language Guide”.
How about a “Freekwently Mysspeld Wourd Gyde” too?
Maybe what we really need is a ring. or an “old school tie”. Maybe a pin in the shape of a gnome, holding a flamingo, with a bat or two fluttering at his head.
Don’t forget “PETF” - People for the Ethical Treatment of Fromage (they are the group that takes up the cause of the poor baby quiches and carrots - separated from their mothers far too early…)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by UltimatePiaffe:
Mr. Willy and his two dependents… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or, as my Mom always said, a three piece suite … a sofa and two chairs! 
baby eating
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frugalannie:
Tray chick, Omom. Didn’t know you spoke French. Is that pronounced “Fawks pawks”? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
J’ai habité à Paris pendant presque 4 années… naturellement que je parle Français. Et non cette espece de Cannuck non plus !
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
BTW, you REEK HAVEK with HO HOs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is that before or after you eat them? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I ain’t gonna touch that one. 
Ahem!
Who was the first poster to use the term Inverness Problem, and to make hay with the “numping” typo???
PROPS, PEOPLE!!! RESPECT MUST BE PAID!!!
Hey Caren…you can blame it all on this BB. It is corrupting. 
Caitlin
(How is Dillan?)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
Vandy, thank you for noticing that, like Audrey Hepburn, Ines de la Fressange and Lil Kim, I am a mews to les artistes. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thank goodness I am a grad-u-ate of Smith College for refined young ladies. Otherwise I might be tempted to make a rude comment that anyone who is a ‘mews’ [sic] definitely has too much pussy in her.
Wonderful…i am amazed that i know what most of these are!hee hee…
1 Like
Um, I think there is a slight correction that’s needed regarding the term “HooHoo”
I believe that refers to MARE naughty-bits, and opposed to HUMAN naughty-bits.
A sentence:
“If Frosty rubs her Hoohoo against that waterbucket one more time, I think I’m gonna heave.”
Obviously, it would be a much different sentence if we replaced “Frosty” with … say, well… do I really need to go on?
<No KT, you’ve been quite graphic enough.>
HA! Today’s word of the day is singularly useful! Watch me use it in a sentence: dl is my Bete Noir!! (and now I have to go back and check the spelling.!) This nonsense of working all night for a living is a royal PITA, I can’t even think properly.
My personal favorite word that I learned from the BB- CRAPTASTIC! 
I am iced in today and I have nothing to do but laundry. I am having a craptastic day.
Jingles were invented in the infamous “Question for Merry” thread, which I believe in saved in Favorites. If I’m not mistaken, credit for Jingles to AAJumper and Merry.
Peaches and popsicles are the result of Duffy’s Aiden Auction-winning Off Topic thread in Off Course in January 2003. But OMGiH let’s hope that one was not saved in Favorites!
As for being one “n” short of being shut down, that N did result in the 86ing of one BBer a few years ago, when she took that swipe at Heidi.
Wedding tackle
OK - have now set new record for choking on beer on EACH page - Can’t LOL bc child is asleep - I have said Where’s the fruitbat in nonCOTH company frequently. LOVE it. Taught it to my non horsey cousin who now says it daily. I think that I’m pretty clear on meanings and where most came from - obviously spend waaaayyyyy too much time on here!! Thanks, guys!! Now I want my Tshirt!!! WTF - I’m SURE I ordered it!!! And I’m IN VIRGINIA!! Thanks, Willem - can’t even write own address now without lewd thoughts…
Honey, do tell and we shall be happy to splain it for you.
