You're So Vain, Part II

DMK…lovely song
~EM

Bumpkining up

If we have a horse show mom convention sometime, that will definitely be the themesong…boy, could i relate!

Sorry to hear about that skysmom!

You guys are too funny!!!

AAJumper–I am VERY impressed–suprised anyone took the “challenge”…I am bowing with Portia…

With apologies to Shania Twain - You’re
Still the Spot I Run To :wink:

Looks like we made it
Look how far we left my horsie.
We mighta took the long spot
We knew we’d get there somehow (or not)

They said, I’ll bet they cannot make it
But just look at us rolling along
Leaving out strides, why’s he getting strong?

It’s still the spot I run to
The one I wanna lean to
It’s the spot that makes my trainer cry

It’s still the run that I do
Jumping off one leg - whoo hoo!
I’m glad my helmet is approved.

Ain’t nothing better
Than nice sturdy English leather
My trainer says I do not listen
That is why I am still missing

They said, I bet they cannot make it
But just look at us moving along
Can’t feel my arms, he’s getting strong

<sappy bridge music, overlayed with the
sounds of shrieking, profanity and finally
an exasperated trainer grumbling
“That was terrible!”>

So glad we made it.
Damned long to the last oxer my horsie.

Big pat to the all the long-suffering amateur horses…

Sue L

OMG this song was on the radio this afternoon!

~Christina~
“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, Darling!”
JD;Heathers
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

The creativity on this board never ceases to amaze me! DMK, that was wonderful.

BEQS clique. With elbows in!

Genius! Talent!

I’m peeing my pants with laughter!!!

“…there goes my HERO…there she goes…”

Hey, has anyone heard that song by Janet Jackson and Missy Misdemeanor Elliot, its kinda based on that song, I heard it this morning and it reminded me of this thread.

AAJumper I loved your song!

Aleesha

Son of a …

You know, this will be a LOT easier than listening to the song 768 times in a row…

LOL DMK!!! My favorite line from your song is “I had some dreams there were drugs in my sweetfeed”…TOO funny!!!

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Thanks Lilblackhorse! Glad you enjoyed them all!

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Sung to the tune of Paul Simon’s I Am A Rock

I Am A Jumper

A winter’s day
In a bright and warm In-di-o
I am alone
Gazing from my window
in my stall I paw
on a freshly mucked out silent bed of straw

I am a horse
I am a jumper

I’ve jumped walls
And oxers high and mighty
That none may ever rate
I have no need of dressage
Dressage causes pain
It’s passage and it’s piaffe I disdain

I am a horse
I am a jumper

Don’t talk of faults
Well I’ve heard the word before
It’s sleeping in my memory
I won’t disturb the slumber
Of bad rounds gone before
If I hadn’t rushed I’d never have heard “four”

I am a horse
I am a jumper

I have my boots
And my breast plate to protect me
I am shielded in my Eskadrons
While I’m in the ring
I never hit a thing
I touch no rail and no rail touches me

I am a horse
I am a jumper

And this horse wants her treats
And a jumper needs to jump

[This message was edited by Portia on Mar. 16, 2001 at 04:28 PM.]

you’re so good at that bumpkin!

“I’ll allow the baby-eating silliness, but y’all can’t just ramble on about everything under the sun out here.” Erin

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You have really have to get the COTH to publish these!
I can see it now, just like the Cooky McClung books!

Sorry, so close, but yet so far.

Seriously, I wish I had the talent of recreating a song like you guys!!! (can’t sing for the life of me, but)

Kellybird, I didn’t realize until I was halfway into it, how long the Hotel California song is!!!